• ETHERNET!! (omg dialup is SO SLOW)
• not having my mom on my ass 24/7
• building forts for Jennie every night ("Thanks Mom!")
• CAP Jason and staying up until 5am
• being right down the road from Beth
• gettin' stoned just 'bout every night
• soda machines downstairs (drinkin my weight times two in diet pepsi)
• the hella kickass water pressure
• the softer side of Ben
• smoking inside
• drunk Jennie (HE'S GETTING RAPED UP THE ASS!!!!!)

Thing I Definetely Don't Miss About Dorm Life

• shitty elevators (I PUSHED DOWN DAMNIT!)
• not being able to watch movies before I go to bed
• shaving standing up
• when ben turned from cool guy into asshole from hell
• parking space? you must be kidding me.
• the fact that my cellphone didn't work in Hoey, and rarely worked outside.
• no sex in the room while the roomie is there (not like i'm a voyer or anything, but when was she not there?)
• other people's music when I'm TRYING TO SLEEP (grr)