Monday, April 21, 2003



Session Start: Mon Apr 21 00:01:25 2003
[00:01] *** Now talking in #north_carolina_singles
[00:01] <Bin_Shady> Hi
[00:32] <SickBoi> you fargin sneaky bastich
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[00:32] <SickBoi> i gonna put j00 bells in a sling
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[00:32] <NateDeeZAY> LIES
[00:35] <^-magpie-^> hiyas
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[00:38] <NateDeeZAY> hey ^-magpie-^
[00:46] <^-magpie-^> how ya doin?
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[01:41] <Cerri03> hello
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[02:21] <anindrew> Hi
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[02:27] <anindrew> :-)
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[08:54] <Uglychick6480> hello
[08:55] <rixs> hi
[09:00] <Uglychick6480> how are you
[09:07] <rixs> I'm ok
[09:07] <rixs> how you doing?
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[10:51] <rixs> lets all get drunk and make out mmmmmk?
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[11:07] * inkogneto throws stuff at paul
[11:12] <peanutbutter> you're always wanting to get drunk and make out with me paul
[11:12] <peanutbutter> shit
[11:14] <inkogneto> he wants to make out w/ everyone
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[12:26] <DeadonIRC> heh
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[13:14] <rixs> hey remy, you there?
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[13:16] <rixs[work]> booyah!
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[17:30] <Spazzz> w00t!
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[18:18] <cheezdoodle> hey jen!
[18:18] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v ^-magpie-^
[18:18] <^-magpie-^> hiyas
[18:18] <cheezdoodle> sup?
[18:18] <^-magpie-^> not much
[18:18] <^-magpie-^> just getting home
[18:19] <cheezdoodle> cool
[18:36] <NateDeeZAY> liar
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[18:57] <Spazzz> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/madonnasplash1.html BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[18:59] <`Nova`> LOL
[19:01] <NateDeeZAY> interesting
[19:01] <Spazzz> washed up old cunt's getting desperate isn't she?
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[19:11] <Spazzz> the karma police hath visited her web site
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[19:43] <MareeJane> hi
[19:43] <Spazzz> w00t
[19:44] <MareeJane> whats up jeff
[19:44] <Spazzz> not much, just sitting here laughing at Madonna
[19:45] <MareeJane> i've always hated her
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[19:46] <Spazzz> i hate her even more now
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[19:47] <MareeJane> i guess she doesn't
[19:47] <MareeJane> haha
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[20:03] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Maeglin
[20:03] <Maeglin> heyas
[20:03] <Maeglin> *hugs* to those I hug
[20:03] * Maeglin cues the bot
[20:03] <Seza> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=SZBUKU
[20:03] <`Nova`> *hugs* heya brian :)
[20:03] <Seza> someone tell me why
[20:03] <Seza> that guy would wanna meet me
[20:04] <Seza> a hottie like that
[20:04] <Seza> wants ta meet me
[20:04] <Seza> something is wrong w/ this pic
[20:04] <cheezdoodle> hey sarah
[20:04] <cheezdoodle> hey brian
[20:04] <Seza> hi rob
[20:05] <The_Spectacular1> he heard you gave good heaD?
[20:05] <`Nova`> heyas rob, sarah
[20:06] <cheezdoodle> hey jen
[20:06] <cheezdoodle> hey jay ya lazy ass
[20:06] <cheezdoodle> :)
[20:06] <The_Spectacular1> nu uh
[20:06] <The_Spectacular1> I wrote it
[20:06] <The_Spectacular1> and emailed it
[20:06] <The_Spectacular1> cause I dont think Im going tomorrow
[20:06] <NateDeeZAY> yay
[20:07] <cheezdoodle> cool
[20:07] <Seza> hi jen
[20:08] <The_Spectacular1> hey to you too Sarah
[20:08] <Seza> HI JAY
[20:08] <Seza> sorry
[20:08] <Seza> i'm out of it
[20:08] <Seza> don't feel so good
[20:09] <The_Spectacular1> its ok
[20:09] <The_Spectacular1> guess you didnt notice my rude comment
[20:09] <MareeJane> oh i see how it is--say hi to that sarah but not me
[20:09] <MareeJane> ;p
[20:09] <The_Spectacular1> hello to MareeSarah too
[20:11] <MareeJane> that guy is kinda cure seza
[20:11] <MareeJane> cute
[20:11] <Seza> i love his eyes
[20:11] <Seza> i'm drooling over his eyes
[20:11] <Seza> i saw jay, but i chose not to comment
[20:11] <NateDeeZAY> lmmfao
[20:11] <The_Spectacular1> whats this world coming to when you cant even stir up anything on IRC
[20:11] <The_Spectacular1> hmmph
[20:11] <NateDeeZAY> yeah and you have to love his aunt jamima rag on his head
[20:12] <NateDeeZAY> it makes him soooooooooo cool
[20:12] <MareeJane> everyone on irc get stirred up over something
[20:12] <NateDeeZAY> when i see people like that i was to run them over with my car
[20:12] <MareeJane> yeah i didnt like the bandana
[20:12] <Seza> i could do w/ out it, but he's still cute
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[20:12] <NateDeeZAY> im serious i saw some guy driving with one of those on the way home from lunch today
[20:12] <NateDeeZAY> and i almost ran my car into him
[20:12] <NateDeeZAY> because i hate them that much
[20:12] <NateDeeZAY> LoL
[20:12] <MareeJane> thats great nate
[20:13] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v Sivet
[20:13] <Seza> yea nate
[20:13] <Seza> that's lovely
[20:13] <Sivet> one of those what?
[20:13] <NateDeeZAY> i think if they are going to sear those they should also be forced to wear an eyepatch and a parrot
[20:13] * The_Spectacular1 coughs on Nate and gives him SARS
[20:13] <NateDeeZAY> *wear
[20:13] <NateDeeZAY> and a peg leg
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[20:16] <The_Spectacular1> I was out on a first date with a woman when she asked me if I found her attractive. I said she was fine. She told me that wasn't good enough and to just be honest. I told her she was a two-drinker. She asked what that meant and I said it means I'd have to have two drinks before hooking up with her. I told her the average was four pints and a shot of Irish whiskey, so two is pretty good. I got slapped.
[20:16] <The_Spectacular1> - jtu111@email.msn.com
[20:16] <cheezdoodle> lol
[20:16] <Seza> http://members.cardomain.com/sarz81
[20:16] <cheezdoodle> whats that
[20:17] <Seza> that's my car
[20:17] <The_Spectacular1> sarz?
[20:17] <The_Spectacular1> heh
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[20:18] <Sivet> I have a kia sephia too, but it's a 96
[20:18] <NateDeeZAY> thats like hotornot for cars?
[20:18] <NateDeeZAY> LoL
[20:26] <Seza> pretty much
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[20:31] <MareeJane> blah
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[20:31] <NateDeeZAY> anybody know anything about MAME?
[20:34] <The_Spectacular1> me and my boyfriend were sitting on my bed, and he had a boner...laughing, i said i know how to make that go away, then on accident i farted....that was not what i meant to do or say!!!
[20:34] <The_Spectacular1> - howembarassing@neveragain.com
[20:34] <The_Spectacular1> lmao
[20:34] <NateDeeZAY> HAHAHAHA
[20:35] <cheezdoodle> lol
[20:35] <The_Spectacular1> The first time me and my girlfriend tried anal sex, she was a tad nervous, and was in an awkward position.
[20:35] <The_Spectacular1> Once I got it in, she pulled away and was teary eyed because it hurt. She was going to go to the bathroom to calm down, when I hear *THUD!* in the hallway.
[20:35] <The_Spectacular1> She had passed out and my mom was walking up to see if she was ok.
[20:35] <The_Spectacular1> So, here I am, my hand smeared in KY Jelly, pants, unbuttoned and zipper down, trying to convince my mother that she passed out because she stood up too fast...
[20:35] <The_Spectacular1> We had ass sex two days later.
[20:35] <The_Spectacular1> - parasite@fake.net
[20:36] <NateDeeZAY> heh
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[20:41] <MareeJane> thanks
[20:41] <NateDeeZAY> does anybody know how to compile source code to be an exe on a winbox?
[20:41] <NateDeeZAY> Maeglin: i KNOW you do!
[20:41] <Maeglin> get a winpiler?
[20:41] <NateDeeZAY> i dont know how to use those bitches
[20:41] <NateDeeZAY> they get so confusing for me
[20:41] <NateDeeZAY> LoL
[20:41] <Maeglin> gotta learn if you want to do it :)
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[20:42] <Maeglin> *hugs* darcy :)
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[20:42] <Anx|etY> *hugs* (: how's it going?'
[20:42] <NateDeeZAY> minimalist GNU for Win32?
[20:42] <The_Spectacular1> I had cheated on my girlfriend, with someone else. I definatly have a sense of humor. I thought it would be funny to make light of the situation so I called her up to talk to her. We met at the local coffee shop. We went for a walk. I said, "The other night I decided to have sex, you decided not to be there, that's a decision you're going to have to live with for the rest if your life." She stormed off and befo
[20:42] <The_Spectacular1> - commando_kilter@hotmail.com
[20:42] <Maeglin> you can get cygwin
[20:42] <Maeglin> if you're wanting to work with gcc
[20:43] <Maeglin> darcy: not bad, you?
[20:43] <NateDeeZAY> i want to compile MAME Maeglin
[20:43] <cheezdoodle> or lcc though I haven't used it
[20:43] <Anx|etY> ok...fightin with the irs to get my full refund...the fukerz
[20:43] <Maeglin> haven't used lcc in a long time, myself
[20:43] <Maeglin> good luck
[20:43] <Anx|etY> i spent two hours on the phone just to hear them say "i don't know why you didn't get the refund...must have been a glitch"
[20:44] <Maeglin> geez
[20:44] <Maeglin> sounds like em
[20:44] <Anx|etY> glitch my ass...give me my $1000 you asshole
[20:44] <Maeglin> indeed
[20:44] <cheezdoodle> next year you should be like " I don't know you didn't get my taxes..must have been a glitch"
[20:44] <Anx|etY> so now i have to resubmit everything and wait another month
[20:45] <The_Spectacular1> my friends and i were golfing for fun
[20:46] <The_Spectacular1> when john, the funniest guy i've ever known, farts and then proceeds to pull a small turd from his underwear and spikes it on the green. do i need to add
[20:46] <The_Spectacular1> we all pissed ourselves laughing?
[20:46] <The_Spectacular1> - landlocked@25.com
[20:46] <cheezdoodle> hahaha
[20:46] <cheezdoodle> nasty.
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[20:55] <NateDeeZAY> wtf?
[20:55] <NateDeeZAY> i would laugh, but i dont know if i would ever shake his hand again
[20:55] <NateDeeZAY> and he sure as hell wouldnt be sitting in my car
[20:56] <NateDeeZAY> hey, i sent my tax forms so that someone had to sign for them
[20:56] <NateDeeZAY> so if they say they didnt get them
[20:56] <NateDeeZAY> the person who fucked up is getting a phonecall at their house from me
[20:59] <Seza> http://jcwhitney.com/product.jhtml?CATID=360771&BQ=jcw2 someone buy me these 'n i'll give j00 sex!
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[21:02] <cheezdoodle> fushy!
[21:04] <fushnica-w> http://www.boners.com/grub/788904.html
[21:04] <fushnica-w> shit dude, I was surfing the web, and i found this chick
[21:04] <fushnica-w> damn she's hot
[21:04] <NateDeeZAY> hahaha
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[21:10] <NateDeeZAY> anybody know anything about MAME?
[21:11] <Spazzz> mame rox
[21:12] <Spazzz> w00t hands off that shit jeremy she's mine!!!!!
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[21:16] <Maeglin> hi miranda :) *hugs*
[21:16] <MareeJane> hi miranda
[21:17] <_Super_Froggy_> hey sup?
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[21:18] <Sandtigrr> sup...anyone actually around or is everyone asleep as usual?
[21:19] <Maeglin> combination
[21:19] <Maeglin> lol
[21:19] <Maeglin> how goes, man?
[21:22] <Sandtigrr> lol
[21:23] <Sandtigrr> goes good...I have this week off from classes so I dont have to study at weeknights
[21:23] <Sandtigrr> u?
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[21:24] * ^-magpie-^ bites jeff
[21:25] <Sandtigrr> lol woohoo
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[21:25] <Sandtigrr> oh damn she said jeff not ed...my bad ;)
[21:26] <^-magpie-^> lol
[21:27] <|-Frodo-|> lol
[21:27] <Maeglin> not bad on this end... sorry, mental lag
[21:27] <Maeglin> lol
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[21:29] <firegrl> evening all
[21:30] <Maeglin> hi :) how are ya?
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[21:31] <firegrl> doing alright
[21:31] <firegrl> you ?
[21:31] <Sandtigrr> sup nic
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[21:31] <firegrl> hey ed
[21:32] <|-Frodo-|> Hello everyone
[21:33] <MareeJane> hihi
[21:34] <firegrl> hey girl
[21:34] <MareeJane> whats up
[21:34] <Maeglin> wb sarah :)
[21:34] *** Maeglin sets mode: +v MareeJane
[21:36] <firegrl> working on my school loans tonight
[21:36] <Sandtigrr> ouch
[21:36] <Sandtigrr> lots of work in that I bet
[21:36] <firegrl> why did they have to ruin my graduation excitement with DOOMS DAY!!!!!
[21:36] <Sandtigrr> the day that repayment starts? ;)
[21:37] <Sandtigrr> I'll be in those shoes myself once I start law school
[21:38] <firegrl> nah, ive got a 6 month deferment
[21:38] <firegrl> but the earlier i start, the earlier i will be done
[21:39] <Sandtigrr> tru
[21:39] <Sandtigrr> 6 month defferment will be gone before you know it
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[21:43] <MareeJane> yo
[21:43] <SickBoi> oi oi oi
[21:43] <SickBoi> sup sissy
[21:43] <MareeJane> not much
[21:43] <MareeJane> being lazy
[21:44] <MareeJane> imagine that
[21:44] <firegrl> gimme a j-o-b
[21:44] *** Maeglin sets mode: +o SickBoi
[21:44] <Maeglin> hi jas
[21:44] <SickBoi> sup b
[21:44] <MareeJane> yeah where my ops?
[21:44] <SickBoi> the word of the day is J O B
[21:44] <|-Frodo-|> lol
[21:44] <SickBoi> i bought jessie the patch today
[21:44] <SickBoi> i got dizzy just sniffin it
[21:46] <MareeJane> it workin?
[21:46] <SickBoi> i guess
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[21:46] <F|oWerG|rL> morphhhhhhhh heyyyy!
[21:47] <MareeJane> damn brian
[21:47] <Maeglin> LOL
[21:47] <F|oWerG|rL> heheh
[21:47] <F|oWerG|rL> hey Jane!
[21:47] <F|oWerG|rL> hey y'all !!
[21:47] <SickBoi> hey mary j won't you come this way
[21:48] <MareeJane> hey who are u
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[21:48] <SickBoi> abby is humpin peatey
[21:49] <MareeJane> she always is
[21:49] <SickBoi> they are fighting over a piece of cardboard
[21:52] <SickBoi> is carrowinds open
[21:52] <SickBoi> its coasta time
[21:53] <Maeglin> on weekends at least, yeah
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[22:10] <Uglychick6480> wow
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[22:13] <Sandtigrr> LMAO a Satelitte guided clock...I just HAVE to buy it ;)
[22:13] <Sandtigrr> stupid infomercials
[22:13] <Uglychick6480> cock
[22:14] <Sandtigrr> born with one...you wanna borrow it? :P
[22:14] <Uglychick6480> no
[22:14] <Sandtigrr> then don't ask for it :P
[22:14] <Uglychick6480> ok sorry
[22:14] <Sandtigrr> lol
[22:16] * Sandtigrr stretches and yawns
[22:16] <Uglychick6480> you never talk to me anymore
[22:17] <Sandtigrr> Im never here anymore...thats usually a good reason why someone doesn't talk much
[22:17] <Uglychick6480> yeah i guess that is true
[22:17] <vuduchile> *burp* on you all
[22:17] <Sandtigrr> sides when I *am* here everyone would rather idle then talk
[22:17] <^-magpie-^> i love you too james
[22:18] <vuduchile> ^-magpie-^: i feel the love.
[22:18] <vuduchile> no wait
[22:18] <vuduchile> that's just gas.
[22:18] <vuduchile> my bad.
[22:18] <Uglychick6480> lol im never idle
[22:18] <^-magpie-^> its okay
[22:18] <Uglychick6480> i have no life
[22:18] <Uglychick6480> im always sitting here
[22:18] <^-magpie-^> ive heard that one before
[22:18] <vuduchile> *BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* yet again
[22:18] <vuduchile> see?
[22:18] <Sandtigrr> lol I've been in night classes and studying at weekends so I've been busy as hell
[22:18] <Spazzz> w00t! Black Sabbath - Sabotage as one big long 45 minute long mp3
[22:19] <Uglychick6480> awww
[22:19] <^-magpie-^> you dont love me then james?
[22:19] <Uglychick6480> make thouse grades and make the money
[22:19] <Sandtigrr> make the grades and work pays for the tuition
[22:19] <vuduchile> jeff ownz alot of guns
[22:19] <vuduchile> ergo
[22:19] <^-magpie-^> lol
[22:19] <vuduchile> NO.
[22:19] <vuduchile> :)
[22:20] <Sandtigrr> and when I finish the bachelors its off to law school
[22:21] <Uglychick6480> sounds good to me
[22:21] <Spazzz> thank you, you just explained why i'm broke
[22:21] <vuduchile> LOL
[22:21] <vuduchile> Jeff: Broke... but well armed.
[22:21] <^-magpie-^> hey atleast its not solely my fault lol
[22:21] <Spazzz> damn str8
[22:21] <Spazzz> well armed and well connected
[22:21] <Spazzz> :)
[22:21] <vuduchile> lol
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[22:21] * Uglychick6480 falls off
[22:21] <vuduchile> target shootin'... packet rootin'
[22:21] <Uglychick6480> wow
[22:21] <Uglychick6480> a layer
[22:21] <Uglychick6480> i did some push ups and now my back really hurtts
[22:21] <Uglychick6480> :-(
[22:21] <Uglychick6480> is that normal for push ups
[22:21] <Sandtigrr> only if you do them wrong
[22:22] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:22] <Sandtigrr> keep your back straight
[22:22] <Uglychick6480> it was straight
[22:22] <vuduchile> how big are your boobs?
[22:22] <Uglychick6480> 38 DD
[22:22] <cheezdoodle> lol james
[22:22] <Uglychick6480> why does that matter
[22:22] <Sandtigrr> nope it wasn't if your back is hurting
[22:22] <vuduchile> it doesn't
[22:22] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:22] <vuduchile> i was just curious
[22:22] <vuduchile> :)
[22:22] <cheezdoodle> hey patty
[22:22] <Sandtigrr> because if your back isn't straight the pivot point is in your lower back and not at your feet
[22:22] <Uglychick6480> hi cheezdoodle
[22:23] <Sandtigrr> which puts added pressure on your back...thus lower back pain
[22:23] <Uglychick6480> my upper back hurts
[22:23] <Uglychick6480> like sore
[22:23] <vuduchile> how big are your boobs?
[22:23] <Uglychick6480> i told you already dude
[22:23] <vuduchile> i was asking everyone else
[22:23] <vuduchile> dude.
[22:23] <Uglychick6480> ok dude my bad
[22:24] <vuduchile> no prob dude
[22:24] <cheezdoodle> vudu just come out and say it.
[22:24] <Sandtigrr> lmao
[22:24] <cheezdoodle> you want a tit shot
[22:24] <vuduchile> I WANNA LICK YER TOES RAWB
[22:24] <vuduchile> oh wait
[22:24] <vuduchile> yeah that too
[22:24] * cheezdoodle shoves his toes in jame's mouth
[22:24] <vuduchile> *puke*
[22:24] <Maeglin> hi james
[22:24] <Uglychick6480> rob just cuz you seen my tits don't mean i got anymore
[22:24] <vuduchile> heyas B
[22:25] <cheezdoodle> lol
[22:25] <Maeglin> how goes?
[22:25] <vuduchile> hmmm..... better than i deserve
[22:25] <vuduchile> that's for sure
[22:25] <Maeglin> lol
[22:25] <cheezdoodle> patty you know you like showin 'em to me
[22:26] <Uglychick6480> shhhhh
[22:26] <vuduchile> someone show meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[22:26] <cheezdoodle> :P
[22:26] <vuduchile> *burp*
[22:26] <cheezdoodle> only thing i got to show, james, I don't think you wanna see
[22:26] <cookie_19> no rob...show James!
[22:26] <cookie_19> he needs to see
[22:26] <vuduchile> rob: it's an anaconda... i know... i've heard the rumors stud
[22:27] <cheezdoodle> lol
[22:27] <Sandtigrr> LMAO
[22:27] <cheezdoodle> why leigh-ann?
[22:27] <vuduchile> shup Leigh!
[22:27] <Uglychick6480> Sandtigrr why does upper back pain mean>
[22:27] <cheezdoodle> james lol who told?
[22:27] <vuduchile> whup whup whup whup
[22:27] <vuduchile> errr
[22:27] <Maeglin> lol
[22:27] <vuduchile> shup shup shup shup
[22:27] <cookie_19> I told him Rob
[22:27] * Spazzz runs around nekkid
[22:27] * cheezdoodle runs around nekkid too
[22:27] <vuduchile> *sigh*
[22:28] <cheezdoodle> leigh but how'd YOU know?
[22:28] * Maeglin moves a few more of the keys on james' keyboard
[22:28] <vuduchile> i move away and Leigh turns into a nympho
[22:28] <vuduchile> JUST MY LUCK
[22:28] <cheezdoodle> lol
[22:28] <vuduchile> Maeglin: at least I was consistent
[22:28] <cookie_19> cuz I saw the pictures rob
[22:28] <Maeglin> right, because the keys were moved
[22:28] <Maeglin> lol
[22:28] <Uglychick6480> look a Maeglin's boobs
[22:28] <cheezdoodle> lol
[22:29] <Maeglin> at whose?
[22:29] <Maeglin> LOL
[22:29] <Uglychick6480> yours
[22:29] <Sandtigrr> lol
[22:29] <SickBoi> jigga wha
[22:29] * Maeglin looks down
[22:29] <Maeglin> umm... dunno what you're talking about
[22:29] * vuduchile offers Maeglin a buck
[22:29] <vuduchile> SHAKE IT BABY
[22:29] <vuduchile> or something
[22:29] <SickBoi> why you always dress me up like a mail man..and make me dance for you
[22:30] <SickBoi> while you have sex with some guy i don't know in my dad's bed
[22:31] <Sandtigrr> LMAO cartman
[22:31] <Sandtigrr> ewww Ben Afleck spooge
[22:31] <vuduchile> cartmans mom is a dirty slut
[22:31] <Sandtigrr> THAT episode was hilarious...jennifer lopez spoof and all
[22:31] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:31] <cheezdoodle> HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT JAMES
[22:31] * Uglychick6480 stares at Maeglin
[22:31] * Maeglin stares back
[22:31] <Uglychick6480> niceeee
[22:31] * Maeglin 's eyes start glowing
[22:31] <vuduchile> jennifer lopez spooge?
[22:31] <Sandtigrr> lol last weeks episode
[22:31] * vuduchile shoots LAZARS FROM HIS EYEZ
[22:31] <SickBoi> why yous always dress me up dig a mail geeza..and make me dance fa yous
[22:31] * vuduchile shoots TEH LAZARS FROM HIS EYEZ
[22:32] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:32] <Uglychick6480> you're possed
[22:33] <vuduchile> POSSE UP!
[22:33] * Sandtigrr puts a mirror in front of vuduchile ;)
[22:33] <vuduchile> swift kick, broke rib
[22:33] <SickBoi> g's up hoes down
[22:33] <^-magpie-^> who remembers sifle and olie?
[22:33] <vuduchile> gore tex!
[22:33] <SickBoi> hale yeah sifle and olie
[22:33] <Uglychick6480> i haven't washed my hair in 3 months
[22:34] <vuduchile> 1. ew.
[22:34] <vuduchile> 2. see 1.
[22:34] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:34] <Spazzz> http://www.bme.freeq.com/spc/tattoos/fister1.jpg
[22:34] <SickBoi> mmmm dreds
[22:34] <cheezdoodle> I'm not so sure I wanna see a picture named fister
[22:34] <SickBoi> haha
[22:34] <Spazzz> it's not showing anybody getting fisted, i promise
[22:34] <Maeglin> "You must be this tall to ride this ride"
[22:34] <Uglychick6480> i do have dreds
[22:34] <Maeglin> or something
[22:34] <SickBoi> get up to 24 and he could choke her from the inside
[22:34] <SickBoi> i had dreds
[22:34] <SickBoi> i cut em all out
[22:35] <Spazzz> i was told that 19" is the record
[22:36] <Uglychick6480> ok
[22:36] <SickBoi> my ex liked to be fisted
[22:36] <SickBoi> its hork nast
[22:36] <vuduchile> i thought for a minute maybe someone had got the goatse guy on their arm
[22:36] <SickBoi> its like punching a tub of warm chitterlings
[22:36] <vuduchile> *squishy*
[22:36] <Uglychick6480> fisted
[22:36] <Uglychick6480> as in an arm in her pussy
[22:36] <SickBoi> yes
[22:37] <SickBoi> haha
[22:37] <vuduchile> mmm... warm chitlins
[22:37] <Sandtigrr> lol
[22:37] <Uglychick6480> did she say it felt good
[22:37] <SickBoi> they don't stank when you pull the membrane out
[22:37] <SickBoi> she went ape shit for it
[22:37] <Uglychick6480> and i mean after you had sex with her after wards could you feel it
[22:37] <SickBoi> she'd orgasm violently
[22:38] <Uglychick6480> hey that was from boomerang
[22:38] <Sandtigrr> if I can get my entire arm up to the elbow in thats past my limit ;)
[22:38] <vuduchile> then he'd shove a baseball bat up her ass and they'd cuddle
[22:38] <SickBoi> no..had to wait a couple days.. she could spit out a baby like a watermellon seed
[22:38] <Uglychick6480> what
[22:38] <Uglychick6480> are you married to this girl
[22:38] <SickBoi> haaaaalez no
[22:38] <vuduchile> yeah... she's the marryin' type!
[22:38] <cheezdoodle> geeez
[22:38] <Uglychick6480> what type is she
[22:38] <vuduchile> bring her on home to mom
[22:39] <SickBoi> she's the freaky type
[22:39] <cheezdoodle> you dont say
[22:39] <Uglychick6480> so why not marry a freaky
[22:39] <Uglychick6480> type
[22:39] <Sandtigrr> nooo! she is?? ;)
[22:39] <SickBoi> cause i like my time pieces
[22:39] <vuduchile> so if a chick asks me to punch her in her greasy guts... then she's a freak?
[22:39] <`Nova`> hey everyone
[22:40] <Uglychick6480> im soo tired of working on this paper
[22:40] <vuduchile> heyas Nover
[22:40] <Uglychick6480> im sad
[22:40] <SickBoi> download a paper and put your name on it
[22:40] <Uglychick6480> im never gonna get married cuz im a freak
[22:40] <Uglychick6480> :-(
[22:40] <vuduchile> you should get someone to throw their arm up in ya
[22:40] <`Nova`> heyas vudu
[22:40] <Uglychick6480> naw
[22:40] <Uglychick6480> i dont' want any arms
[22:40] <Sandtigrr> lol
[22:40] <Uglychick6480> just tongues
[22:40] <SickBoi> freak is droppin guts on somebody in a 69
[22:40] <vuduchile> i footed a girl one time
[22:40] <vuduchile> up to mah thigh
[22:41] <SickBoi> freak involves velcro and pubes
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[22:41] <vuduchile> felt like i was squishin' grapes to make wine
[22:41] <Uglychick6480> there is this thing they sell where youc an shave your pubic hair into a hair shape
[22:41] <Uglychick6480> and put lil rhitstones on your self
[22:41] <SickBoi> i shaved gary coleman into my pubes
[22:41] <Uglychick6480> ok
[22:41] <vuduchile> WHATCHOO TAWLKIN' BOUT JSIN?
[22:42] <SickBoi> i gotz mad skillz
[22:42] <Uglychick6480> i have a airplance shaved in my pubes
[22:42] <Uglychick6480> damn landing platform
[22:42] <vuduchile> aircraft carrier?
[22:42] <Sandtigrr> lol
[22:42] <cheezdoodle> lol
[22:42] <Uglychick6480> hell yeah
[22:43] <SickBoi> the most interestring pubes i've seen on a woman
[22:43] <vuduchile> so if the first runway is closed... they can always access the "backup"?
[22:43] <SickBoi> was a lil tuft above the hood
[22:43] <Sandtigrr> LMAO
[22:43] <vuduchile> i banged this one chick that had a swastika shaped bush
[22:44] <Uglychick6480> my run way
[22:44] <Uglychick6480> open 24 7
[22:44] <SickBoi> one of my ex's had a jungle
[22:44] <SickBoi> i had to part it with a comb to find the clit
[22:44] <Uglychick6480> nice
[22:44] <SickBoi> "this ain't the 60s girl"
[22:44] <Uglychick6480> what's wrong with a lil hair
[22:44] <Uglychick6480> damn you men
[22:45] <vuduchile> nothing is wrong with A LITTLE
[22:46] <vuduchile> but... i don't wanna be flossin' with it
[22:46] <Uglychick6480> how does that fell to have lil hairs in your throat afterwards
[22:46] <Sandtigrr> lol nothing is wrong with a "little" hair but I dont like having to break out the weedwacker ;)
[22:46] <SickBoi> juice makes it mat up
[22:46] <SickBoi> haha
[22:46] <vuduchile> loooove joose
[22:46] <Uglychick6480> you cough alot?
[22:46] <SickBoi> you stop going down to pick hair out of your teeth
[22:46] <Uglychick6480> have you ever seen dont be menance.......
[22:46] <SickBoi> so you have to start over
[22:46] <SickBoi> and the process gets drawn out to the point you get lockjaw
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[22:46] <Uglychick6480> that chick had dreds comming o ut of her bikini bottoms
[22:47] <SickBoi> haha
[22:47] <Uglychick6480> that was the funniest thing ever
[22:47] * cheezdoodle hacks up a hairball
[22:47] <SickBoi> "are you my daddy"
[22:47] <Sandtigrr> lmao
[22:47] <Uglychick6480> she had kids that weren't even black
[22:47] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:47] <Uglychick6480> they was like a blond kid
[22:48] <vuduchile> so what? i have kids that aren't even black
[22:48] <vuduchile> that ain't hard
[22:48] <SickBoi> lil chinese kid
[22:48] <Uglychick6480> her baby daddy supposed to be black
[22:48] <Uglychick6480> and her kids are like asian and white
[22:48] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:48] <Sandtigrr> lol
[22:48] <vuduchile> i got no time for tha baby mama drama
[22:48] <vuduchile> "BUT TBIRD.... I LUH YOU!"
[22:48] <SickBoi> baby's momma.. baby's momma's momma
[22:49] <vuduchile> who dat is?
[22:49] <SickBoi> who dat is..das just my baby daddy
[22:49] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:50] <Uglychick6480> my baby daddy is of african american decent
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> lol im mjust playing
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> back to the oral sex
[22:51] <Sandtigrr> sure you are
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> SickBoi how much do you charge
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> ok im not kidding
[22:51] <SickBoi> tree fiddy
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:51] <vuduchile> i'ma need tree fitty
[22:51] <vuduchile> LOCH NESS MONSTA!
[22:51] <Sandtigrr> shree fifty
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> that lock ness monster asked me for tree fitty
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> ROFL
[22:51] <SickBoi> i'll do any damn thang for any damn thang
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> im laughing sooo hard over here
[22:51] <Uglychick6480> dang
[22:52] <vuduchile> i liked the one where chef's paren'ts exorsized kenny out of cartman
[22:52] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:52] <SickBoi> i missed that one
[22:52] <vuduchile> oh man
[22:52] <Sandtigrr> lol
[22:52] <Sandtigrr> yeah that was good
[22:52] <vuduchile> the soul was shootin' around the room
[22:52] <SickBoi> just let your soul glow
[22:52] <vuduchile> they were supposed to bring a sacroficial kid for the soul to go into
[22:52] <vuduchile> but they didn't
[22:52] <SickBoi> feelin oh so silky smooth
[22:52] <vuduchile> so it went into a roast
[22:52] <SickBoi> just let it shine through
[22:52] <Uglychick6480> coming to america
[22:53] <Uglychick6480> do you realize my mom still has a jheri curl
[22:53] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:53] <vuduchile> SEXUAL CHOCOLATE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
[22:53] <vuduchile> SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
[22:53] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:53] <vuduchile> *stomps feets*
[22:53] <SickBoi> I LOVE THE SMELL OF ACTIVATOR IN THE MORNIN
[22:53] <Uglychick6480> it turns on you huh
[22:53] <Sandtigrr> suck on my salty chocolate balls...put em in your mouth and suck em...
[22:53] <Sandtigrr> lol
[22:53] <Uglychick6480> i can put a lil on my neck
[22:53] <Maeglin> laters
[22:53] <vuduchile> baw chicka baw baw
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[22:53] <Uglychick6480> by Madonna37FL
[22:53] <SickBoi> i put vanilla behind my ear so i can smell like a cookie all day
[22:54] <Uglychick6480> i mean maeglin
[22:54] <Uglychick6480> orry
[22:54] <SickBoi> hahaha
[22:54] <Uglychick6480> do bee's follow you
[22:54] <SickBoi> i can see brian vogue
[22:54] <SickBoi> no.. i wear a bee suit
[22:54] <Uglychick6480> great
[22:54] <Uglychick6480> bee suit
[22:54] * Uglychick6480 writes that down
[22:54] <SickBoi> i hate bees
[22:54] <SickBoi> and wasps
[22:54] * ^-magpie-^ beats the holy fuck outta livejournal
[22:54] <SickBoi> and yellow jackets
[22:55] <^-magpie-^> i got stung on the eye by a bumble bee once
[22:56] <Uglychick6480> if you smell like vanillia bees will come
[22:56] <Sandtigrr> lol
[22:56] <SickBoi> i got stung 7 times by wasps mowing the lawn
[22:56] <Uglychick6480> trust me i know
[22:56] <^-magpie-^> my mom had to pull the stinger out of my eyelid
[22:56] <Uglychick6480> i got stung by a wasp in my sleep one time
[22:56] <Uglychick6480> i broke out into hives
[22:56] <cheezdoodle> how'd you manage that?
[22:56] <Uglychick6480> i don't know
[22:56] <SickBoi> i got bit by a spider on my temple and i started loosing vision in my right eye
[22:56] <vuduchile> i got bit by a spider one time in my sleep.... ONCE.
[22:56] <Uglychick6480> ewwwwww
[22:56] <cheezdoodle> not twice?
[22:56] <vuduchile> my leg swolled up
[22:56] <Uglychick6480> stop talking about spiders
[22:57] <Uglychick6480> one time i killed this spider in my room
[22:57] <vuduchile> i'll bring pics of the one i found at work the other day
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[22:57] <Uglychick6480> and like a thousand lil spiders exploded everywhere
[22:57] <vuduchile> i'll post em tomorrow
[22:57] <SickBoi> oh jeebus
[22:57] <vuduchile> it was a NASSY FAWKA
[22:57] <cheezdoodle> we used to catch grasshappers and throw 'em on this spider's web
[22:57] <vuduchile> big, nassy, aggressive and poisonous
[22:57] <Uglychick6480> nice
[22:57] <cheezdoodle> after a week or so, it wouldn't go after the hoppers anymore
[22:57] <cheezdoodle> :(
[22:58] <Uglychick6480> hmm
[22:58] <Uglychick6480> anyone watching punk'd
[22:58] <Sandtigrr> what?
[22:58] <Uglychick6480> on mtv
[22:58] <vuduchile> is that some BET thing?
[22:58] <SickBoi> i'm watching ocean's eleven
[22:58] <Uglychick6480> they mess with celebraties
[22:58] <vuduchile> cuz i'm not down, y0
[22:58] <cheezdoodle> I'm watching The Last Boyscout
[22:58] <SickBoi> i have a thing about watching movies i already own
[22:58] <Uglychick6480> BET
[22:58] <Uglychick6480> wtf
[22:58] <Uglychick6480> is that a racist coment vuduchile
[22:58] <Uglychick6480> you can kiss my BET ass
[22:58] <vuduchile> i'm pretty s ure
[22:58] <vuduchile> yeah
[22:59] <vuduchile> I'M A RACIST FAWKA! SEIG HEIL!
[22:59] <Uglychick6480> lol
[22:59] <vuduchile> *burp*
[22:59] <Uglychick6480> wrong place
[22:59] <SickBoi> did you see the chapelle show last night
[22:59] <Uglychick6480> no
[22:59] <Uglychick6480> what ist hat
[23:00] <SickBoi> dave played a blind man who was a white power fiend
[23:00] <vuduchile> Dave Chapelle is like Chris Rock.. but funny!
[23:00] <Sandtigrr> LOL
[23:00] <vuduchile> SickBoi: i've seen that one before
[23:00] <vuduchile> lol
[23:00] <SickBoi> everybody told him he was white
[23:00] <SickBoi> haha
[23:01] <Uglychick6480> shut up vuduchile
[23:01] <Uglychick6480> lol
[23:01] <SickBoi> chris rock's teeth scare me
[23:01] <vuduchile> did you see the one where he was spoofin' on the mitsubishi commercial?
[23:01] <vuduchile> and the chicks titty fell out?
[23:01] <Uglychick6480> i saw one where he had a camera
[23:01] <SickBoi> i've only seen 1 and a half episodes
[23:01] <vuduchile> LOL
[23:01] <SickBoi> haha
[23:01] <vuduchile> i was cryin' i was laughin' so hard
[23:01] <vuduchile> it was like.. for real... a blloper
[23:01] <SickBoi> the first time i saw that commercial.. i said "she ain't got no bra on"
[23:01] <vuduchile> and he kept showing the look on his face over and over
[23:01] <Uglychick6480> lol
[23:01] <Sandtigrr> wasn't much of a tittie if it was the same kind of chick as in that commercial
[23:01] <vuduchile> in slow mo
[23:01] <vuduchile> too funny
[23:01] <Uglychick6480> she ain't got no bra on
[23:01] <vuduchile> nah... he'd tossed the white chick out
[23:01] <SickBoi> i love tits
[23:01] <vuduchile> and picked up a hoochie who was all poppin it
[23:01] <SickBoi> so i always notice shit like that
[23:02] <vuduchile> and her titty came swangin' out
[23:02] <vuduchile> too funny
[23:02] <SickBoi> "now that is a titty"
[23:02] <Uglychick6480> ok
[23:02] <SickBoi> half baked
[23:02] <cheezdoodle> show us your tits!
[23:03] <vuduchile> mmm... boobies
[23:03] <Uglychick6480> i dont have any
[23:03] <cheezdoodle> show your skeeter bumps then!
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[23:03] <Uglychick6480> i have none
[23:03] <cheezdoodle> hey nic
[23:04] <firegrl> hey rob
[23:04] <cheezdoodle> shup patty
[23:04] <cheezdoodle> :P
[23:04] <cheezdoodle> sup nic
[23:04] <SickBoi> j00 got dents?
[23:04] <vuduchile> rawb and patty... sittin' in a tree
[23:04] <Uglychick6480> hi nic
[23:04] <firegrl> just looking for a job
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[23:04] <Uglychick6480> why
[23:04] <cheezdoodle> she's got craters in place of boobies
[23:04] <cheezdoodle> :)
[23:04] <Uglychick6480> we'd break the tree down dude
[23:04] <cheezdoodle> lol
[23:04] <vuduchile> them big ole boobies?
[23:05] <cheezdoodle> FF's
[23:06] <vuduchile> WW's!
[23:06] <Sandtigrr> lol
[23:06] <SickBoi> FF's dod gam
[23:06] <Uglychick6480> DD"s
[23:06] <Uglychick6480> lol
[23:06] <vuduchile> SFETGW's!
[23:06] <SickBoi> mo double d's please
[23:06] <cheezdoodle> they sounds like tits to me
[23:06] <firegrl> not sure they would know the difference btwn dd and ff
[23:06] <cheezdoodle> whassamatter jason, they too small for ya?
[23:06] <SickBoi> i dunno
[23:06] <cheezdoodle> umm sure we do nic
[23:06] <SickBoi> DDD is nice and round
[23:06] <cheezdoodle> there's an ee between them
[23:06] <Sandtigrr> tits are tits
[23:06] <vuduchile> mmm... boobies
[23:06] <Sandtigrr> give me a gal with nice legs and great eyes and Im in heaven
[23:06] <vuduchile> i'd just settle for a pulse right about now
[23:06] <cheezdoodle> lol
[23:06] <cheezdoodle> me too james
[23:07] <cheezdoodle> well, a female pulse
[23:07] <vuduchile> cheezdoodle: but of course
[23:07] <Uglychick6480> i got a son with a sixth toe
[23:07] <SickBoi> my left ass cheek fell asleep
[23:07] <Uglychick6480> ou know what they call him in school
[23:07] <Uglychick6480> feets
[23:08] <SickBoi> i knew a kid named DC with 9 toes
[23:08] <Uglychick6480> lol
[23:08] <cheezdoodle> that's nothing
[23:08] <vuduchile> i knew a kid with one nut called mononut
[23:08] * Uglychick6480 rapes cheezdoodle
[23:08] <cheezdoodle> I got a child with 3 legs
[23:08] <SickBoi> 1 pac
[23:08] <vuduchile> lol
[23:08] <firegrl> yea 2 pac was false advertising
[23:09] * cheezdoodle cries like a lil school girl
[23:09] <vuduchile> rob: you got the lil outfit and everything?
[23:09] <vuduchile> plaid skirt, et all?
[23:09] <cheezdoodle> yup
[23:09] <vuduchile> rawk
[23:09] <cheezdoodle> why, you coming over?
[23:09] <^-magpie-^> disturbing
[23:10] <vuduchile> nah
[23:10] <cheezdoodle> oh
[23:10] <vuduchile> thassalongdrivefromJawja
[23:10] <cheezdoodle> damn you
[23:10] <cheezdoodle> true enough
[23:10] <Sandtigrr> disturbing? here? LOL naaah
[23:11] <Uglychick6480> i wanna get married
[23:11] <vuduchile> I do.
[23:11] <Uglychick6480> who do i have to kidnap to make that happen
[23:11] <cheezdoodle> I just wanna get laid
[23:11] <vuduchile> does that mean we're married now?
[23:11] <Uglychick6480> lol
[23:11] <Uglychick6480> yes
[23:11] <vuduchile> k
[23:11] * cheezdoodle looks around
[23:11] <vuduchile> now gimme dem boobays
[23:11] <Uglychick6480> lol
[23:11] <SickBoi> booooobays
[23:11] <cheezdoodle> you gotta share james
[23:12] <Sandtigrr> lmao
[23:12] <vuduchile> BULLSHIT
[23:12] <vuduchile> I MARRIED HER
[23:12] <vuduchile> THEY'S MINE
[23:12] <Uglychick6480> lol
[23:12] <cheezdoodle> FUCKER
[23:12] <cheezdoodle> I SAID SHARE
[23:12] <vuduchile> that's next.
[23:12] * Uglychick6480 gets ready for honeymoon
[23:12] <cheezdoodle> no.
[23:12] <cheezdoodle> now.
[23:12] <The_Ambian_Angel> WHOS NEXT?
[23:13] <cheezdoodle> you are
[23:13] <cheezdoodle> now bend over and wait for james to see you
[23:13] <cheezdoodle> :)
[23:13] <vuduchile> she'll never even know i was there
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[23:13] <cheezdoodle> you just slip right out james?
[23:13] <Uglychick6480> wow that small
[23:13] <vuduchile> yup
[23:13] <Uglychick6480> hi
[23:13] <cheezdoodle> hi patty
[23:13] <cheezdoodle> james, they sell pills for that ya know
[23:14] <Uglychick6480> oops sorry
[23:14] <vuduchile> eh.... i just don't care enough
[23:14] <Uglychick6480> my drugs are wearing off
[23:14] <vuduchile> :)
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[23:14] <Uglychick6480> no small cocks for me
[23:14] <vuduchile> good... i hate chicks with cawks
[23:14] <vuduchile> shew!
[23:14] <cheezdoodle> just big ones?
[23:14] <SickBoi> don't want no short dick man
[23:15] <SickBoi> eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivled little short dick man
[23:16] <Uglychick6480> noo bigs ones either
[23:16] <Uglychick6480> just the in between ones
[23:16] <Sandtigrr> lmao
[23:16] <SickBoi> i like women with 4.5 inches of gap
[23:16] <Uglychick6480> lol;
[23:16] <cheezdoodle> lol
[23:16] <Uglychick6480> sick
[23:16] <Sandtigrr> what do you bring to the table eh? ;)
[23:16] <SickBoi> eh if women can be picky i can too
[23:16] <Uglychick6480> contray to popular beleif
[23:16] <vuduchile> okies
[23:16] <vuduchile> i'm taking my 32.56 inch gap to bed
[23:16] <Uglychick6480> ok
[23:16] <Uglychick6480> goodnight vuduchile
[23:16] <cheezdoodle> 'night 'night canyon boy
[23:16] <vuduchile> nigh nigh all
[23:16] <vuduchile> canyoneroooooooooooooooo
[23:17] * vuduchile sings along
[23:17] <SickBoi> two more beers and i'm goin to bed
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[23:17] <Sandtigrr> LMAO
[23:17] <Sandtigrr> I thought it was vudu leavin? ;)
[23:18] <cheezdoodle> :)
[23:18] <cheezdoodle> 'night peoples
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