Saturday, July 13, 2002
Session Start: Sat Jul 13 00:01:00 2002
[00:01] *** Now talking in #north_carolina_singles
[00:01] <Bin_Shady> Hi
[00:01] <Nokturnal> uh
[00:01] <Nokturnal> hm
[00:01] <episiotomyboy> I wish I could use one of my favorite quotes as my nick... I think it's too long
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[00:01] <Gravity_Notjustagoodidea_thela> yup
[00:02] <Nokturnal> redneck's famous last words "hey ya'll watch this!!!"
[00:02] <CactusSackFan> haha
[00:03] <CactusSackFan> i saw a commercial with Jeff Foxworthy on it the other day...remember him? He had a tv show
[00:03] <Nokturnal> yep
[00:03] <CactusSackFan> he had a nice mustache
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[00:03] <SuddenDecelerationTrauma> OMG I GOT IT!!!! WOOT
[00:03] *** SuddenDecelerationTrauma is now known as SaltoMortale
[00:03] <SaltoMortale> this is it!
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[00:04] <CactusSackFan> heh
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[00:07] * jacq^is^pg sighs
[00:07] <SaltoMortale> what's wrong jacq
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[00:07] <jacq^is^pg> bored, but not tired enough to go to bed
[00:07] <SaltoMortale> you need sex
[00:08] <SaltoMortale> always puts me right to sleep
[00:08] <jacq^is^pg> well, i gotta wait at least 8 more hours before i can try that
[00:08] <jacq^is^pg> any other ideas?
[00:08] <SaltoMortale> 8 hours?
[00:08] <jacq^is^pg> yup
[00:08] <CactusSackFan> what its not like swimming you aint gotta wait after you eat
[00:08] <jacq^is^pg> i'm home alone
[00:08] <SaltoMortale> you got hands
[00:08] <jacq^is^pg> you said sex...hands aren't the same
[00:09] <SaltoMortale> well no... but if your goal is sleep they're good enough lol
[00:09] * CactusSackFan sings " I was all by myself" (secret song on Green Day's Dookie
[00:09] <CactusSackFan> )
[00:09] <jacq^is^pg> eh
[00:09] <lemac> I was alone
[00:09] <lemac> I was all by myself
[00:09] <jacq^is^pg> i'd rather get worked up and sweaty lol
[00:09] <lemac> No one was looking
[00:09] <lemac> I was thinking of you
[00:09] <SaltoMortale> go jogging.. then masturbate
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[00:10] <CactusSackFan> yes..thats what i am talking about!
[00:10] <jacq^is^pg> a pregnant woman jogging alone at this hour? are you nuts?
[00:10] <jacq^is^pg> lol
[00:10] <CactusSackFan> if you do it fast enough you will get worked up and sweaty
[00:10] <SaltoMortale> I remember that song too
[00:10] <CactusSackFan> and your arm will fall off
[00:11] <SaltoMortale> I don't understand why so many girls are anti-masturbation... I know some girls who do it so often the little man fell out of the boat
[00:11] <jacq^is^pg> 'cause when you're husband works nights it gets old lol
[00:12] <jacq^is^pg> plus, he was military and gone all the time before this
[00:12] <jacq^is^pg> and i'm pregnant and picky so sue me lol
[00:12] <SaltoMortale> which branch?
[00:12] <CactusSackFan> i hope she aint pregnant with a branch
[00:12] <jacq^is^pg> marines
[00:12] <jacq^is^pg> lol
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[00:13] <CactusSackFan> aha, i have a joke
[00:13] <jacq^is^pg> if i am, it's a branch with a heartbeat :)
[00:13] <CactusSackFan> whats brown and sticky?
[00:13] *** mames sets mode: +v Sweet_Robin
[00:13] <SaltoMortale> too bad he's not army... you could come over here and I could take care of you lol
[00:13] <jacq^is^pg> well, he's national guard now, close enough?
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[00:13] <SaltoMortale> lol
[00:13] <SaltoMortale> what's brown and sticky?
[00:13] <CactusSackFan> a stick!
[00:13] <CactusSackFan> haha
[00:14] <jacq^is^pg> har har
[00:14] <SaltoMortale> did Elmo tell you that one?
[00:14] <CactusSackFan> hahahahahahaaaaaa
[00:14] <jacq^is^pg> LOL
[00:14] <CactusSackFan> nah...but here is another funny joke
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[00:14] <CactusSackFan> did you hear about the new pirate movie coming out?
[00:14] <CactusSackFan> its rated ARRRRRRRRR
[00:14] <CactusSackFan> HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[00:14] <jacq^is^pg> was that on a dixie cup?
[00:15] <SaltoMortale> that's just about the worst pun I've ever heard... I love it!
[00:15] <SaltoMortale> maybe it was on a popsicle stick... or a roll of fruit-by-the-foot
[00:15] <CactusSackFan> actually it was on Frasier
[00:15] <CactusSackFan> so :P
[00:16] <jacq^is^pg> niles told it, huh?
[00:16] <CactusSackFan> nope ROz
[00:16] <jacq^is^pg> she got that lame?
[00:16] <SaltoMortale> I'm wondering... am I the only man out there who would just LOVE a roz/daphne sandwich???
[00:17] <jacq^is^pg> i dunno, i'm not a man
[00:17] <CactusSackFan> hmmm
[00:17] <CactusSackFan> i dont think you are
[00:17] <CactusSackFan> but their voices are annoying
[00:17] <CactusSackFan> both of them
[00:17] <SaltoMortale> I like their voices... that's what turns me on
[00:17] <SaltoMortale> british accents are HOTTT
[00:18] <CactusSackFan> dude the site in Nokturnal's quit message is fucking hilarious
[00:18] <jacq^is^pg> i've fallen for a couple british accents in my time
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[00:20] <[X-Tacy]-GettinFuckedUp> [Submissive-Mp3] chemical brothers - music: response (futurshock main response mix) [Submissive-Mp3]
[00:21] <wild_n_crazy_guy> anyone that don't speak good english is hot
[00:21] <jacq^is^pg> oh, i hate bad grammar, but i'll overlook certain issues if it's acceptable in another country lol
[00:22] <jacq^is^pg> omg, my husband started immitating that alligator guy today...i about died laughing from the joke as i jumped him lol
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[00:22] <SaltoMortale> love those hill women... pop them teeth out and gimmie a gummer!!!
[00:22] <jacq^is^pg> australian is another one that gets me
[00:22] <SaltoMortale> "watch me as I stick my thumb in this lion's arse! oh that's really pissin him off!!"
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[00:23] <jacq^is^pg> lol, he was making fun of this chick at work, saying she was a three-toed prison sloth "no animal in the world moved more slowly unless there's food. why, if i were holding a cheeseburger right now, i could expect to loose 2 maybe 3 fingers"
[00:23] <jacq^is^pg> she's now known as "prison sloth"
[00:24] <jacq^is^pg> and he went on and on of course, but you can't duplicate it lol
[00:24] <jacq^is^pg> serves her right for hitting on a married man :/
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[00:26] <CactusSackFan> gets better everytime
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[00:32] <SaltoMortale> smoking cures weight problems.... eventually
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[00:32] <SaltoMortale> I just got a garage door opener... I'm still saving up for the closer
[00:34] <jacq^is^pg> hmmm
[00:37] <jacq^is^pg> can little debbie "snacks" be considered a meal?
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[00:38] <SaltoMortale> yesterday I went to the museum where they have all the arms and heads from all the other museums
[00:38] <jacq^is^pg> are you looking these up somewhere?
[00:38] <SaltoMortale> if I melt dry ice can I take a bath without getting wet?
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[00:40] <SaltoMortale> if you put a slinky on an escalator will it ever stop?
[00:40] <wild_n_crazy_guy> yes
[00:40] <SaltoMortale> when is someone going to invent the cordless extension cord?
[00:41] <SaltoMortale> I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people above me are furious!
[00:42] <[X-Tacy]-GettinFuckedUp> [Submissive-Mp3] dj epic - blast the speakers [Submissive-Mp3]
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[00:43] <SaltoMortale> I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint... it was shaped like a house
[00:44] <SaltoMortale> I just got a new helicopter... I didn't have a place to park it so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running.
[00:45] <SaltoMortale> I used to work in a fire-hydrant factory... couldn't park anywhere near the place
[00:47] <SaltoMortale> I washed one sock... when I took it out of the dryer it was gone
[00:48] <SaltoMortale> I named my dog Stay... I would yell "come here stay! come here stay!" ...he went insane
[00:50] <SaltoMortale> I have a life-sized map of the united states... it's a bitch to fold
[00:51] <SaltoMortale> some friends got me a sweater for my birthday... I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater is ok
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[00:56] <wild_n_crazy_guy> Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
[00:57] <wild_n_crazy_guy> One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
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[00:57] <wild_n_crazy_guy> When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
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[00:58] <wild_n_crazy_guy> "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.
[00:58] <wild_n_crazy_guy> A while later the teacher asked Mary, "who is our Lord and Savior?"
[00:58] <wild_n_crazy_guy> But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
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[00:59] <wild_n_crazy_guy> "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good,"
[00:59] <wild_n_crazy_guy> and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
[00:59] <wild_n_crazy_guy> And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
[01:00] <wild_n_crazy_guy> This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "if you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted.
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[01:18] <[X-Tacy]-RollingHard> back again
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[01:27] <babydoll34> too quiet in here
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[01:29] <wild_n_crazy_guy> everyone's gown to bed
[01:30] <babydoll34> no joke
[01:30] <babydoll34> im heading that way in a short bit
[01:32] <wild_n_crazy_guy> where are you from
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[01:32] <babydoll34> im from sophia
[01:32] <babydoll34> close to high point
[01:32] <wild_n_crazy_guy> ok
[01:33] <babydoll34> where you from?
[01:33] <wild_n_crazy_guy> well im in Calif but i use to live in Macon Co.
[01:34] <babydoll34> where is that
[01:34] <wild_n_crazy_guy> do you know where Sylva's at
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[01:35] <babydoll34> no dear
[01:35] <wild_n_crazy_guy> Ashville
[01:35] <babydoll34> oh ok
[01:35] <babydoll34> i know where that is
[01:35] <wild_n_crazy_guy> well its 60 miles S/W of Ashville
[01:36] <babydoll34> ccool
[01:37] <wild_n_crazy_guy> its near where the NC, SC & Ga state lines meet
[01:38] <wild_n_crazy_guy> on a map
[01:38] <babydoll34> oh ok
[01:38] <babydoll34> i guess its that place that u can see 3 states at once
[01:39] <wild_n_crazy_guy> thats grandfather Mtn.
[01:39] <babydoll34> its still early in cali
[01:39] <babydoll34> well close enuf
[01:39] <babydoll34> im tired
[01:39] <wild_n_crazy_guy> its SW of their
[01:39] <babydoll34> ur lucky i can think t all
[01:40] <wild_n_crazy_guy> do you know where Walhala Sc is
[01:40] <babydoll34> no sweeety
[01:41] <wild_n_crazy_guy> Clayton Ga
[01:41] <babydoll34> nope soory guy
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[01:41] <babydoll34> dont know where that is
[01:41] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Baby Anne - Im About To Break [Submissive-Mp3]
[01:42] * [X-Tacy] = The Shit
[01:42] <babydoll34> hehe
[01:42] <babydoll34> shit
[01:42] <babydoll34> i thought it was the Bomb
[01:42] <[X-Tacy]> haha
[01:42] <[X-Tacy]> its my drug of choice
[01:42] <babydoll34> well that is how i have always heard it
[01:43] <babydoll34> shit
[01:43] <babydoll34> hehee
[01:43] <[X-Tacy]> its all i do
[01:43] <[X-Tacy]> once every 3 months
[01:43] <wild_n_crazy_guy> well its in the South West part of NC
[01:43] <babydoll34> i aint going there X-tacy
[01:43] <babydoll34> oh ok
[01:43] <[X-Tacy]> who are u ive never seen u in here before
[01:43] <babydoll34> i think i got ya
[01:43] <babydoll34> me
[01:43] <babydoll34> im come here most all the time
[01:44] <babydoll34> every nite with my other nick tho
[01:44] <[X-Tacy]> im prolly just gone at the time
[01:44] <[X-Tacy]> whuts ur other nick
[01:44] <babydoll34> lucy_66
[01:44] <[X-Tacy]> oh yea
[01:44] <[X-Tacy]> u seem pretty kool
[01:44] <babydoll34> ionly get htis one when it kicks me out
[01:44] <babydoll34> well honney i try to be
[01:45] <[X-Tacy]> haha
[01:45] <[X-Tacy]> my rave gurl isnt online no more
[01:45] <[X-Tacy]> not til next thursday
[01:45] <[X-Tacy]> -(
[01:45] <[X-Tacy]> =(
[01:45] <babydoll34> rave girl
[01:45] <[X-Tacy]> lol
[01:45] <[X-Tacy]> yea
[01:45] <babydoll34> nevedr heard of her
[01:45] <[X-Tacy]> my buddy
[01:46] <[X-Tacy]> candyraver
[01:46] <babydoll34> oh ok
[01:46] <[X-Tacy]> i brought her to irc
[01:46] <babydoll34> i thought i saw her last nite
[01:46] <[X-Tacy]> from aim
[01:46] <[X-Tacy]> lol
[01:46] <[X-Tacy]> and ruined her life
[01:46] <[X-Tacy]> but she still luvs me
[01:46] <[X-Tacy]> lol
[01:46] <babydoll34> i have aol messenger
[01:46] <babydoll34> u did u ruin her life
[01:47] <wild_n_crazy_guy> i have ICQ
[01:47] <babydoll34> me too
[01:48] <babydoll34> whats ur number and i will add ya
[01:48] <[X-Tacy]> i got
[01:48] <[X-Tacy]> msn
[01:48] <[X-Tacy]> aim
[01:48] <[X-Tacy]> icq
[01:48] <[X-Tacy]> yahoo
[01:48] <babydoll34> me too
[01:48] <babydoll34> me too
[01:48] <[X-Tacy]> and this
[01:48] <[X-Tacy]> lol
[01:48] <babydoll34> all of them
[01:49] <[X-Tacy]> <--- Loser
[01:49] <[X-Tacy]> until i get a car
[01:49] <[X-Tacy]> lol
[01:49] <wild_n_crazy_guy> 163698490
[01:50] <babydoll34> i have a car
[01:50] <babydoll34> its a mustang 2000
[01:50] <[X-Tacy]> damn
[01:50] <[X-Tacy]> mustang = my dream car
[01:50] <babydoll34> its strawberry red
[01:50] <babydoll34> it was my dream car too
[01:50] <babydoll34> dear
[01:50] <[X-Tacy]> i want chrome
[01:51] <lemac> you'd like my bro's car X-tacy
[01:51] <babydoll34> till one day i got it
[01:51] <[X-Tacy]> or black
[01:51] <babydoll34> and dam was i happy
[01:51] <[X-Tacy]> did u pay for it
[01:51] <lemac> 97 Cobra, X pipe, short throw, chip, soon to be supercharged
[01:51] <[X-Tacy]> or a present
[01:51] <[X-Tacy]> Cobra!
[01:51] <babydoll34> im paying for it monthly
[01:51] <[X-Tacy]> heh
[01:51] <[X-Tacy]> those were bad ass
[01:51] <[X-Tacy]> vtech
[01:52] <babydoll34> well mine looks like a shelby
[01:52] <[X-Tacy]> vortech
[01:52] <lemac> yeah he wants to go vortech
[01:52] <babydoll34> with whtie racing stripes
[01:52] <lemac> he wanted to spray it, but I knew he'd blow his damn self up
[01:52] <[X-Tacy]> saleen's
[01:52] <[X-Tacy]> were awesome
[01:52] <babydoll34> ill be back
[01:52] <[X-Tacy]> so where u from babydoll
[01:53] <lemac> he is wanting to buy a saleen within the next year, so he can drive it while he plays with the cobra
[01:53] <babydoll34> im from sophia
[01:53] <[X-Tacy]> hmmm
[01:53] <babydoll34> im close to high poinnt
[01:53] <[X-Tacy]> that sounds familar
[01:53] <[X-Tacy]> oh yea
[01:53] <babydoll34> close to greensboro too
[01:54] <babydoll34> i live on 311
[01:54] <babydoll34> close to I-85
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[01:54] <[X-Tacy]> kool
[01:54] <[X-Tacy]> i live in fucking heggieville
[01:54] <[X-Tacy]> being said sarcastically
[01:54] <babydoll34> hehee
[01:54] <babydoll34> ]lucky you
[01:55] <[X-Tacy]> haha
[01:55] <[X-Tacy]> funny girl
[01:55] <babydoll34> nah im a woman dudr
[01:55] <babydoll34> dude
[01:56] <wild_n_crazy_guy> send me a icq message
[01:56] <babydoll34> im fixing to
[01:59] <[X-Tacy]> ij funny woman
[02:01] <wild_n_crazy_guy> whats your ICQ number and i will send you a msg
[02:02] <[X-Tacy]> mmmmm vicks nhaler
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[02:17] <lucy_66> dam servers
[02:17] <lucy_66> i got kicked off
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[02:17] <lucy_66> its just as well
[02:17] <lucy_66> imgoing to bed in a few
[02:20] <[X-Tacy]> haha
[02:20] <[X-Tacy]> same here
[02:21] <[X-Tacy]> they hate me lately
[02:21] <[X-Tacy]> how old ru lucy?
[02:23] <[X-Tacy]> someone talk to me
[02:23] <[X-Tacy]> please
[02:23] <[X-Tacy]> nicole
[02:23] <[X-Tacy]> u there
[02:23] <[X-Tacy]> heh
[02:24] <`Roach> nobody's here, redrum, redrum
[02:25] <[X-Tacy]> nice
[02:25] <[X-Tacy]> roach
[02:25] <[X-Tacy]> no murder
[02:25] <`Roach> well nobody except those who cant sleep
[02:26] <[X-Tacy]> i cant sleep by choice
[02:27] <lucy_66> imstill here
[02:27] <`Roach> i choose to not choose to choose
[02:27] <lucy_66> a lil sleepy but im here
[02:27] <`Roach> therefore i choose
[02:28] <lucy_66> dear that dont make no ssence
[02:28] <[X-Tacy]> yes it does
[02:28] <`Roach> its like rush says "if you choose not to decide you still have made a choice"
[02:28] <[X-Tacy]> if u look at it u dont want to choose society's choice
[02:29] <`Roach> yeah
[02:29] <`Roach> what he said too
[02:29] <lucy_66> well im too tired to understand
[02:29] <[X-Tacy]> imrolling
[02:29] <[X-Tacy]> and comprehended
[02:29] <`Roach> yeah unfortunetly I aint that deep
[02:29] <lucy_66> been upp all night
[02:29] <lucy_66> just about
[02:30] <lucy_66> whats ur icq number x_tacy
[02:30] <lucy_66> ill ad ya too
[02:30] <[X-Tacy]> 75807171
[02:30] <[X-Tacy]> and my name on there is true
[02:30] <lucy_66> cool
[02:30] <lucy_66> mine is Traci
[02:31] <[X-Tacy]> heh
[02:31] <lucy_66> what
[02:31] <[X-Tacy]> i was talking bout the hande
[02:31] <lucy_66> so
[02:31] <[X-Tacy]> but im a perveted stage
[02:31] <lucy_66> i was too
[02:31] <lucy_66> hhehe
[02:31] <lucy_66> aint just about everybody
[02:31] <[X-Tacy]> dood
[02:31] <[X-Tacy]> OMG
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[02:32] <[X-Tacy]> the new DJ Tiesto
[02:32] <[X-Tacy]> i was waiting to roll to it 4eve
[02:32] <lucy_66> i got ya now
[02:32] <lucy_66> hehe
[02:33] <[X-Tacy]> whut kinda stuff do you do?
[02:34] <lucy_66> im into computers
[02:34] <lucy_66> mustangs all kinds
[02:34] <lucy_66> crafts
[02:34] <lucy_66> im a cashier for walmart in randleman
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[02:35] <`Roach> hey lucy who would i call to follow up on a job at the new one in thomasville?
[02:36] <lucy_66> hmmmmm
[02:36] <lucy_66> maybe the chamber of commerce
[02:36] <`Roach> ok
[02:36] <lucy_66> of thomasville
[02:36] <lucy_66> try them
[02:36] <lucy_66> they may know
[02:36] <lucy_66> why thomasville
[02:36] <lucy_66> u that close
[02:36] <lucy_66> hehe
[02:36] <`Roach> yeah
[02:37] <`Roach> i live in tville
[02:37] <lucy_66> im about 30 minutes away from there
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[02:38] <lucy_66> im closer to high point
[02:38] <lucy_66> thos
[02:38] <lucy_66> 15 minutes
[02:39] <lucy_66> dam its almost 3 am
[02:39] <lucy_66> it got quiet again
[02:39] <lucy_66> dammit i hate that
[02:42] <wild_n_crazy_guy> well im going to bed so ttyl
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[02:42] <lucy_66> bye for now
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[03:00] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] DJ Irene - You Wanna Suck (Intro) [Submissive-Mp3]
[03:00] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] DJ Irene & G. Centeno - Acid Eaterz [Submissive-Mp3]
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[03:02] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] DJ Shredda - Chainsaw (The Crow Remix) [Submissive-Mp3]
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[03:04] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Cosmic Gate - Back To Earth (Hardcore Mix) [Submissive-Mp3]
[03:06] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] JFK - Whiplash (Bad Habit Boys Mix) [Submissive-Mp3]
[03:07] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Metal Zone - The Freight Train [Submissive-Mp3]
[03:08] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] DJ Irene - You Wanna Suck (Intro) [Submissive-Mp3]
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[03:45] <[X-Tacy]-RollingHard> [Submissive-Mp3] Night Flight - Shake It Up [Submissive-Mp3]
[03:47] <[X-Tacy]-RollingHard> [Submissive-Mp3] Kiko & Jacques Edouards - Shea Niek (M. Shea Niek Remix) [Submissive-Mp3]
[03:49] <[X-Tacy]-RollingHard> [Submissive-Mp3] [X-Tacy] - 2nd Song [Submissive-Mp3]
[03:52] <[X-Tacy]-RollingHard> [Submissive-Mp3] [X-Tacy] - Ectasy (Chopped & Skrewed Mix) [Submissive-Mp3]
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[04:51] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Perpetuous Dreamer - The Sound of Goodbye (Above&Be [Submissive-Mp3]
[04:57] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Moon Project - Moments are Forever [Submissive-Mp3]
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[04:58] <netvax> hellos...
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[05:04] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Sunscreem vs. Push - Please Save Me (Push remix) [Submissive-Mp3]
[05:09] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] King of Clubs - Revelation (Airwave remix) [Submissive-Mp3]
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[05:20] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Letticia - Color Of My Dreams (Jan de Haa [Submissive-Mp3]
[05:24] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] DJ Tiesto - Urban Train feat. Kristy Hawks [Submissive-Mp3]
[05:30] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Planet Punk - X-T - Cee [Submissive-Mp3]
[05:37] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Moontrack - Follow The Sun (Dogma Mix) [Submissive-Mp3]
[05:41] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] George Acosta - The Reeper (original mix) [Submissive-Mp3]
[05:48] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Push - Legacy (Progression mix) [Submissive-Mp3]
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[06:52] <nowmrs> is there a mom here
[06:56] <Tenacious_C> yes
[06:56] <Pregnant_Robin> me
[06:56] <nowmrs> please i need to talk
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[06:57] <Sweet_Robin> whats wrong?
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[08:36] <Tenacious_C> sup rusty
[08:36] <Mr_Papageorgio> mornin chuck
[08:39] <Tenacious_C> hows it going
[08:41] <Mr_Papageorgio> straight down the shitter
[08:44] <Tenacious_C> thats not good
[08:45] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[08:45] <Mr_Papageorgio> who's miranda
[08:46] <Tenacious_C> angel devil
[08:46] <Mr_Papageorgio> who's angel devil
[08:46] <Mr_Papageorgio> I was gone for the changing of the nick ceremonies
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[08:52] <Mr_Papageorgio> yo
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[08:53] <Tenacious_C> Angelic_devil AKA superfroggy etc
[08:53] <Tenacious_C> hey kimmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[08:53] <Kimm``> hey
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[08:53] <Mr_Papageorgio> KIMMAY
[08:54] <Kimm``> so
[08:54] <Kimm``> whats everyone up to this AM
[08:56] <Tenacious_C> ebaying
[08:56] <Mr_Papageorgio> well I was listenin to russ par
[08:56] <Mr_Papageorgio> then I stepped out of the car, and no more radio.
[08:58] <Kimm``> you have no radios in your home?
[08:58] <Tenacious_C> u need a radio?
[08:58] <Tenacious_C> ive got a bunch for sale
[09:03] <Kimm``> there ya go
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[09:03] <Kimm``> Im watching QVC, I need to get motivated to do something.
[09:04] <Mr_Papageorgio> there's nothing to do
[09:04] <Mr_Papageorgio> do some pushup/situp improvement
[09:04] <Mr_Papageorgio> & a 2 mile run
[09:05] <Tenacious_C> go have wild hot sex
[09:05] <Tenacious_C> lol
[09:05] <Kimm``> I thought about going to the gym
[09:05] <Kimm``> hmmm...sex
[09:05] <Mr_Papageorgio> heh
[09:06] <Mr_Papageorgio> what about it
[09:06] <Kimm``> well, the only sex I would be having would be with myself and thats not nearly as fun
[09:06] <Kimm``> so I guess I will get dressed and go to the gym
[09:06] <Sweet_Robin> lol
[09:07] <Mr_Papageorgio> AIRBORNE
[09:07] <Tenacious_C> your a women
[09:07] <Sweet_Robin> but atleast its with someone ya love :)
[09:07] <Tenacious_C> u could always have sex with someone else
[09:07] <Kimm``> true
[09:07] <Tenacious_C> if u apply yourself
[09:07] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[09:07] <Kimm``> Uhhh...I could have sex with someone if I made a phone call
[09:07] <Mr_Papageorgio> he's trying to pimp you out
[09:07] <Kimm``> but I dont want to
[09:08] <Mr_Papageorgio> I could make a phone call and get laid too
[09:08] <Tenacious_C> why not
[09:08] <Mr_Papageorgio> unfortunately, it would cost a lot of money
[09:08] <Tenacious_C> do it man
[09:08] <Mr_Papageorgio> and I'm all about penny pinching.
[09:08] <Tenacious_C> put it on your tab
[09:08] <Mr_Papageorgio> tryin to save some money
[09:09] <Kimm``> well, you shouldnt be calling a hooker chick anyway
[09:09] <Kimm``> heh
[09:09] <Tenacious_C> dude if u hit the hookers hard enough
[09:09] <Tenacious_C> and knock em out
[09:09] <Tenacious_C> u can take their money while they are sleeping
[09:09] <Mr_Papageorgio> chloroform works the best
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[09:10] <Kimm``> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
[09:10] <Kimm``> I need to get the Shallow Hal movie
[09:10] <Kimm``> its out on video
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[09:10] <Kimm``> oh look...God loves me
[09:10] <Tenacious_C> yeah i got it right here
[09:10] <Tenacious_C> its a good movie
[09:10] <^G0D^> this you know
[09:10] <Sweet_Robin> shallow hal is funny
[09:11] <Kimm``> my friend got very upset over that movie
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[09:11] <Tenacious_C> why?
[09:11] <Kimm``> she said it was making fun of heavy people
[09:11] <Tenacious_C> ohh
[09:12] <Tenacious_C> well if u cant make fun of yourself who can
[09:12] <Mr_Papageorgio> chuck is a hardcore jack black fan
[09:12] <Mr_Papageorgio> you don't think the movie has a messege kimm?
[09:12] <Tenacious_C> yeah jack black is da man
[09:13] <Tenacious_C> him and clint howard
[09:13] <Tenacious_C> RULE!
[09:13] <Mr_Papageorgio> clint who?
[09:13] <Kimm``> its a movie
[09:13] <Tenacious_C> ron howards brother
[09:13] <Kimm``> its fun
[09:13] <Kimm``> why worry about it
[09:13] <Tenacious_C> black women need loving too
[09:13] <Tenacious_C> errr fat women need lovin too
[09:13] <Mr_Papageorgio> you gonna see T3 when it comes out charles
[09:13] <Tenacious_C> lol
[09:14] <Kimm``> hehe
[09:14] <Mr_Papageorgio> you know.... some time next year
[09:14] <Tenacious_C> DUDE IM GETTING ADSL!
[09:14] <Tenacious_C> hell yeah
[09:14] <Mr_Papageorgio> shut up already with the ADSL
[09:14] <Kimm``> well, I've spent most of my life as a chubby chick and didnt like it, so Ive done something about it. Im tired of hearing people whine and moan about things like that
[09:14] <Mr_Papageorgio> what, adsl?
[09:15] <Tenacious_C> fat women are the best in bed
[09:15] <Kimm``> oh good Lord
[09:15] <Kimm``> why?
[09:15] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[09:15] <Mr_Papageorgio> I know where this is going
[09:15] <Tenacious_C> skinny chicks u wake up all banged up and bruised
[09:15] <Tenacious_C> and they whine too much
[09:15] <Kimm``> I bruise easily too
[09:16] <Tenacious_C> and their shit aint worth it
[09:16] <Mr_Papageorgio> ?
[09:16] <Kimm``> hmmm...
[09:16] <Kimm``> I dont get it
[09:16] <Tenacious_C> their pussy is not as good
[09:16] <Tenacious_C> there i spelled it out
[09:16] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[09:16] <Mr_Papageorgio> on a scale of 1-10
[09:17] <Kimm``> well isnt that more of an individual thing
[09:17] <Tenacious_C> nah
[09:17] <Tenacious_C> good pussy is good pussy
[09:17] <Tenacious_C> just like good dick is good dick
[09:17] <Kimm``> because I could say the same about tall men, thin men, fat men, short men, etc and the penis
[09:17] <Kimm``> but its true
[09:17] <Kimm``> its NOT
[09:17] <Tenacious_C> lol
[09:18] <Kimm``> hehe
[09:18] <Kimm``> shut it
[09:18] <Kimm``> maybe that was a freudian
[09:18] <Tenacious_C> i dont know nothing about men
[09:18] <Tenacious_C> yeah
[09:18] <Tenacious_C> i know the truth
[09:18] <Mr_Papageorgio> I would think cush matters
[09:18] <Mr_Papageorgio> as far as pussy goes
[09:18] <Mr_Papageorgio> but with guys, cush isn't an issue
[09:18] <Kimm``> I like taller men, but the biggest penis Ive ever seen was attached to a man who was 5'9
[09:18] <Mr_Papageorgio> it's basically what you're born with.
[09:19] <Kimm``> exactly!!!
[09:19] <Tenacious_C> i guess good pussy could be found elsewhere
[09:19] <Tenacious_C> as a rule u get better loving per $ spent with a fat women
[09:19] <Tenacious_C> without all the hassle a skinny women will give ya
[09:19] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[09:20] <Kimm``> ok
[09:20] <Mr_Papageorgio> the skinny ones are picky
[09:20] <Mr_Papageorgio> but here.....
[09:20] <Mr_Papageorgio> this place?
[09:20] <Kimm``> are we talkin chubby or fat?
[09:20] <Tenacious_C> its kinda like driving a car....u r gonna fix up
[09:20] <Mr_Papageorgio> even the largest of women are picky
[09:20] <Tenacious_C> chubby is good too
[09:20] <Kimm``> true
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[09:20] <Tenacious_C> yeah being picky about some things is kewl
[09:21] <Kimm``> Im picky as hell and Im chubby
[09:21] <Tenacious_C> great even
[09:21] <Tenacious_C> but pretty women whine all the time
[09:21] <Kimm``> what the fuck?
[09:21] <Tenacious_C> they think they are more special than they really are
[09:21] <Kimm``> so you are saying that the best women to fuck are ugly fat women?
[09:21] <Mr_Papageorgio> most of them are hollow, self-centered whiney little bitches.
[09:21] <Tenacious_C> yes basically
[09:21] <Kimm``> thats really nice!
[09:21] <Tenacious_C> lol
[09:21] <Kimm``> oh my God
[09:22] <Kimm``> youre so whacked
[09:22] <Mr_Papageorgio> ?
[09:22] <Tenacious_C> well have u ever fucked a women?
[09:22] <Tenacious_C> its not that wacked
[09:22] <Kimm``> actually, yes I have
[09:22] <Tenacious_C> ohhh?
[09:22] <Tenacious_C> how was she?
[09:22] <Mr_Papageorgio> with what?
[09:22] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[09:22] <Kimm``> thats so not the point
[09:23] <Tenacious_C> was she skinny or aft?
[09:23] <Mr_Papageorgio> heh
[09:23] <Mr_Papageorgio> again
[09:23] <Mr_Papageorgio> I see where this is going
[09:23] <Kimm``> we were both thin
[09:23] <Kimm``> and not bitchy at all
[09:23] <Tenacious_C> ohh i see
[09:23] <Tenacious_C> well thats different
[09:23] <Mr_Papageorgio> YEAH FUCKIN RIGHT!
[09:23] <Kimm``> so there
[09:23] <Tenacious_C> women treat each other different
[09:23] <Kimm``> ohhh wait
[09:23] <Tenacious_C> than they treat men
[09:23] <Mr_Papageorgio> you probably just didn't realize you were bitchy
[09:23] <Sweet_Robin> ok .. i have a question .. are me and tina the only completely hetero women in this channel?
[09:24] <Kimm``> so if the man is fat, the woman has to be fat?
[09:24] <Kimm``> Im completely hetero
[09:24] <Mr_Papageorgio> you mean you aren't the only one Sweet_Robin?
[09:24] <Kimm``> I experimented in college
[09:24] <Mr_Papageorgio> there's more than one?
[09:24] <Mr_Papageorgio> heh
[09:24] <Tenacious_C> no only need 1 fat person in a 2 persn relationship
[09:24] <Kimm``> I have no desire to do it again
[09:24] <Tenacious_C> to make sex softer
[09:24] <Kimm``> I just tried it in college
[09:24] <Mr_Papageorgio> everybody tries something in college
[09:24] <Kimm``> exactly
[09:25] <Kimm``> some people smoked pot, I dated a girl
[09:25] <Mr_Papageorgio> I think I'm gonna rob a bank or something when I go to college
[09:25] <Tenacious_C> i didnt try anything in college
[09:25] <Mr_Papageorgio> knock off a liquor store
[09:25] <Kimm``> uh
[09:25] <Sweet_Robin> ive never tried it period .. had no desire to .. neither has tina .. but all the other women ive met seems to have .. i guess i missed out
[09:25] <Kimm``> fun?!
[09:25] <Mr_Papageorgio> or maybe I'll just kill someone.
[09:25] <Tenacious_C> good idea
[09:25] * Mr_Papageorgio shrugs
[09:25] <Kimm``> nah, you arent missin anything
[09:25] <Tenacious_C> its never too late baby
[09:25] <Kimm``> dicks are way better
[09:25] <Tenacious_C> we could have a big ole theresome
[09:25] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[09:26] <Mr_Papageorgio> never thought I'd hear a woman say that
[09:26] <Tenacious_C> that way u can have your dick and eat pussy too
[09:26] <Tenacious_C> lmao
[09:26] <Mr_Papageorgio> I always thought they had sex with men to get what they want
[09:26] <Mr_Papageorgio> not because they enjoy it
[09:26] <Kimm``> uh
[09:26] <Tenacious_C> cake and eat it too
[09:26] <Mr_Papageorgio> more like a chore
[09:26] <Mr_Papageorgio> or something
[09:26] <Tenacious_C> women dont enjoy sex with men
[09:26] <Mr_Papageorgio> I KNEW IT!
[09:26] <Tenacious_C> its all a scam
[09:26] <Kimm``> if you arent enjoying it, getting all the presents in the world aint worth the headache
[09:27] <Mr_Papageorgio> so I was right
[09:27] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[09:27] <Kimm``> no
[09:27] <Kimm``> you arent
[09:27] <Tenacious_C> not if your ANna nichole smith
[09:27] <Kimm``> hes just whacked
[09:27] <Mr_Papageorgio> *whew* my beliefs were shaken there for a bit
[09:27] <Tenacious_C> but im sure she was getting it on the side
[09:27] <Kimm``> well sure
[09:27] <Kimm``> she was getting enjoyable sex on the side Im sure
[09:28] <Kimm``> but she was getting enjoyable sex for sure
[09:28] <Mr_Papageorgio> to the guy, sure
[09:28] <Tenacious_C> yeah man im just kidding about the enjoyment thing
[09:28] <Tenacious_C> women need it worse than we do
[09:28] <Kimm``> no doubt
[09:28] <Tenacious_C> lol
[09:29] <Ki||eRK|oWn> I don't know about all that.. "women needing it worse than guys"
[09:29] <Ki||eRK|oWn> lol
[09:29] <Mr_Papageorgio> yeah, if they didn't have pussies, how could they con men out of their money
[09:29] <Mr_Papageorgio> HOW!?
[09:29] <Mr_Papageorgio> I'm pretty sure they'd be extinct without it
[09:29] <Tenacious_C> they do
[09:29] <Kimm``> Craig...hes not talking about you...the wonder schlong
[09:29] <Ki||eRK|oWn> they have mouths
[09:29] <Tenacious_C> its always been my experience
[09:29] <Tenacious_C> women need it more than i do
[09:30] <Mr_Papageorgio> well not all of us here are hugh heffners chuck.
[09:30] <Kimm``> ya know...its amazing how quickly you can get rid of annoying chatter dudes by simply saying you dont have a picture
[09:30] <Mr_Papageorgio> I always follow through
[09:31] <Mr_Papageorgio> just to annoy them.
[09:31] <Kimm``> well, I do have a picture, I just say that so they stop buggin me
[09:31] <Mr_Papageorgio> I love the way you women casually bring up your husbands and your boyfriends
[09:31] <Mr_Papageorgio> that's why I hate women.
[09:31] <Mr_Papageorgio> they have to lie to me
[09:31] <Mr_Papageorgio> they can't just say it to my face
[09:32] <Kimm``> uhhh
[09:32] <Kimm``> maybe its you?
[09:32] <Mr_Papageorgio> "you're a disgusting pig, and I don't want to talk to you"
[09:32] <Mr_Papageorgio> I mean, what's so hard about that?
[09:33] <Mr_Papageorgio> I tried flirting with a girl at the rigger shed
[09:33] <Mr_Papageorgio> normally I don't do that type of thing, but I was bored
[09:33] <Mr_Papageorgio> told me she was married
[09:33] <Mr_Papageorgio> I asked her where her wedding band was
[09:33] <Kimm``> whats a rigger shed?
[09:33] <Mr_Papageorgio> it's where they rig the HMMVs
[09:33] <Mr_Papageorgio> with giant-ass parachutes
[09:34] <Mr_Papageorgio> BACK TO MY STORY
[09:34] <Kimm``> my muscles are sore
[09:34] <Kimm``> ok
[09:34] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[09:34] <Mr_Papageorgio> she wasn't wearing one
[09:34] <Mr_Papageorgio> no tan line
[09:34] <Kimm``> ooh...I need to go tan in a bit
[09:34] <Mr_Papageorgio> she said she was needed at supply, and left
[09:35] <Mr_Papageorgio> the moral of the story is this:
[09:35] <Kimm``> well, would you rather have her say "Im so not interested" and leave?
[09:35] <Mr_Papageorgio> if you're going to lie, use your fuckin head.
[09:36] <Kimm``> shes tryin to save your feelings
[09:36] <Mr_Papageorgio> she could have even threatened me with sexual harassment charges and I would have been happy
[09:36] <Mr_Papageorgio> no she's not
[09:36] <Kimm``> oh so she has to resort to that
[09:36] <Kimm``> I see
[09:36] <Mr_Papageorgio> resort?
[09:36] <Mr_Papageorgio> it's the principle of the thing!
[09:37] <Kimm``> ok
[09:37] <Mr_Papageorgio> she lied to me so I wouldn't feel bad?
[09:37] <Mr_Papageorgio> that means she feels sorry for me
[09:37] <Kimm``> next time, I will say "yes I have a picture, but I really dont want to talk to you"
[09:37] <Mr_Papageorgio> and that is the type of shit I hate.
[09:38] <Mr_Papageorgio> or a simple "get lost punk" will do too
[09:38] <Kimm``> Ive learned something today
[09:38] <Kimm``> ok, I am going to go do my pilates.
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[09:38] <Mr_Papageorgio> what are pilates
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[09:40] <Tenacious_C> sorry my mom called
[09:40] <Tenacious_C> where are we
[09:40] <Mr_Papageorgio> heh
[09:41] <Mr_Papageorgio> what's a good PC game out now?
[09:41] <Ki||eRK|oWn> donkey kong?
[09:41] <Ki||eRK|oWn> frogger?
[09:41] <Tenacious_C> intrex
[09:41] <Mr_Papageorgio> jesus
[09:41] <Mr_Papageorgio> I'm not running a frickin 286 here
[09:41] <Ki||eRK|oWn> motherfucking PONG
[09:41] <Tenacious_C> i mean aliens vs predators 2
[09:42] <Tenacious_C> ive got all those games on my only console game system
[09:42] <Tenacious_C> the atari 7800
[09:42] <Tenacious_C> lol
[09:42] <Mr_Papageorgio> damn
[09:42] <Tenacious_C> its the last console i will ever need
[09:42] <Mr_Papageorgio> daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
[09:43] <Mr_Papageorgio> computers are the best, after all.
[09:43] <Tenacious_C> ive got plenty of computers
[09:43] <Mr_Papageorgio> as do I
[09:43] <Mr_Papageorgio> there's the one in my cell phone
[09:43] <Mr_Papageorgio> the one in my car
[09:43] <Mr_Papageorgio> that controls the fuel/air mapping
[09:43] <Mr_Papageorgio> and the anti lock brake system
[09:44] <Ki||eRK|oWn> Mr_Papageorgio: they control a lot more than the air/fuel mixture.
[09:44] <Tenacious_C> i have one in my watch
[09:44] <Mr_Papageorgio> oh yeah, I've got one of those too
[09:44] <Ki||eRK|oWn> anti lock braking isn't really computer controlled.
[09:44] <Ki||eRK|oWn> heh
[09:44] <EvilGoddess> craig
[09:44] <EvilGoddess> eat my pussy bitch
[09:44] <Mr_Papageorgio> when you're ripping through a turn on slippery surface it is
[09:44] <Ki||eRK|oWn> Trudy, if you suck my cock slut
[09:45] <Mr_Papageorgio> I'm pretty sure it's computer controlled
[09:45] <EvilGoddess> jay is here he can suck your cock
[09:45] <EvilGoddess> rob is here he can suck your cock
[09:45] <EvilGoddess> shane is here he can suck your cock
[09:45] <Mr_Papageorgio> there's the one inbetween my ears
[09:45] <Ki||eRK|oWn> Mr_Papageorgio: its pretty simple electronics.. not really computer controlled.. early ABS systems were totally mechanical
[09:45] <Mr_Papageorgio> what about me?
[09:45] <Mr_Papageorgio> you sayin I can't suck a cock just as good as the next guy?
[09:45] <EvilGoddess> I got a nice pussy, they have been playing with it for hours
[09:46] <Ki||eRK|oWn> but Trudy, i want you to SUCK my cock.
[09:46] <Ki||eRK|oWn> haha
[09:46] <EvilGoddess> yeah, who doesn't.
[09:46] <Tenacious_C> who are "they"
[09:46] <Ki||eRK|oWn> *shrugs*
[09:46] <Ki||eRK|oWn> those that don't have a cock?
[09:46] <Mr_Papageorgio> SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[09:46] * Mr_Papageorgio whispers to Tenacious_C you know who they are
[09:46] <EvilGoddess> you DON'T HAVE A COCK!!!!!!!!!
[09:46] <Mr_Papageorgio> THEM
[09:46] <Ki||eRK|oWn> I don't have a cock!!
[09:47] <Tenacious_C> lol
[09:47] <EvilGoddess> I know bitch
[09:47] <Ki||eRK|oWn> *laughs*
[09:48] <EvilGoddess> iiiiiiooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbdcrtdrxrtsrtszrszrtrtyumik
[09:48] <EvilGoddess> ROB SAYS HE LOVES YOU
[09:48] <EvilGoddess> SHANE SAYS EAT ME BITCH
[09:48] <EvilGoddess> JAY SAYS EAT ME BITCH
[09:48] <EvilGoddess> TRUDY SAYS NO MEANS NO
[09:48] <Ki||eRK|oWn> cheezdoodle and Jay's at your house?
[09:49] <EvilGoddess> ooo them boi's , we had the biggest gang bang last night
[09:49] <EvilGoddess> yes they are
[09:49] <Ki||eRK|oWn> man.
[09:49] <Ki||eRK|oWn> I never get envited to the FUN parties
[09:49] <Mr_Papageorgio> fun is an illusion
[09:49] <EvilGoddess> well...
[09:49] <EvilGoddess> it wasn't a party
[09:50] <Ki||eRK|oWn> just an all out get naked n' fuck gathering?
[09:50] <EvilGoddess> it was an orgy
[09:50] <Ki||eRK|oWn> basically like the ones at Lee and Lisa's house?
[09:50] <EvilGoddess> yup pretty much pretty much
[09:50] <EvilGoddess> mm hmm
[09:50] <EvilGoddess> now they are all here in my room
[09:50] <Mr_Papageorgio> bound?
[09:50] <Ki||eRK|oWn> I'd already went home lol
[09:50] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[09:51] <EvilGoddess> FUCK YOU
[09:51] <Ki||eRK|oWn> fuck ya'll I got my nut Peace
[09:51] <Ki||eRK|oWn> heh
[09:51] <Mr_Papageorgio> she put those pool ball things in their mouths
[09:51] <Mr_Papageorgio> like on pulp fiction
[09:51] <EvilGoddess> okay ghetto craig
[09:53] <EvilGoddess> mooo
[09:54] <Tenacious_C> pulp friction
[09:54] <Tenacious_C> thats my fav pron
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[09:54] <Mr_Papageorgio> damn
[09:54] <Mr_Papageorgio> I've already managed to piss away 10 hours of my weekend
[09:58] <Tenacious_C> yeah
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[10:02] <Mr_Papageorgio> hallo
[10:03] <Tenacious_C> hallo
[10:10] <Mr_Papageorgio> I reckon I should clean out the old pipes again
[10:11] <Mr_Papageorgio> make sure it still works.
[10:11] <Mr_Papageorgio> 'cause I'm all about maintainence.
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[11:23] <EvilGoddess> mirandaaaaa
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> trudy
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> fuck your cat
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> lol
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> anyway
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> i gotta go again
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> blah
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> i will talk to you later
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> tell them all they SUCK ASS
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> just casue i feel like being mean
[11:23] <_Angelic_Devil_> =Þ
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[11:23] <EvilGoddess> lol
[11:23] <Mr_Papageorgio> hm
[11:23] <Mr_Papageorgio> what's a good movie chan on irc
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[11:25] <Kimm``> Trudy!
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[11:25] <EvilGoddess> kimmmmmmmmmy
[11:25] <EvilGoddess> :oP
[11:27] <Mr_Papageorgio> paul
[11:27] <Mr_Papageorgio> what other network are you on
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[11:30] <rixs> hay jav
[11:30] <rixs> I'm guessing jav atleast
[11:30] <rixs> right now I'm only on dalnet, but I chat starchat as well
[11:30] <rixs> why?
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[11:36] <EvilGoddess> shereeeeeeeeee
[11:36] <TwiztidCookie> hey
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[11:36] * TwiztidCookie waves
[11:36] <TwiztidCookie> u didn't come see me at richies
[11:36] <TwiztidCookie> i'm mad
[11:37] * TwiztidCookie pouts
[11:37] <Nokturnal> it was the drugs
[11:37] <Nokturnal> the drugs i tell ya
[11:38] <EvilGoddess> dude...
[11:38] <TwiztidCookie> i see how u guys are
[11:38] <EvilGoddess> I was SO trashed I apologize
[11:38] <EvilGoddess