Tuesday, July 2, 2002
Session Start: Tue Jul 02 00:01:00 2002
[00:01] *** Now talking in #north_carolina_singles
[00:01] <Bin_Shady> Hi
[00:03] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
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[00:07] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.
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[00:11] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
[00:15] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
[00:19] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's Yo mama.
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[00:23] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
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[00:26] * CactusSackFan hops back and forth on one foot
[00:26] <yourslave> sounds exhausting
[00:27] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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[00:31] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
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[00:35] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
[00:39] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
[00:43] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
[00:47] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
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[00:51] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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[00:55] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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[00:59] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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[01:03] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
[01:07] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
[01:11] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.
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[01:15] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Meshuggah - Rational Gaze [Submissive-Mp3]
[01:15] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
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[01:19] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
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[01:23] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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[01:27] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made
[01:31] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
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[01:34] <[X-Tacy]> [Submissive-Mp3] Coal Chamber - Something [Submissive-Mp3]
[01:35] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
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[01:37] <CaNdYRaVeR> god
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[01:37] <CaNdYRaVeR> that's annoying as FUCK
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[01:39] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.
[01:43] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: on and off.
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[01:47] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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[01:49] <lemac> wow, this place is really jumping tonight
[01:51] <CaNdYRaVeR> yup
[01:51] <CaNdYRaVeR> sure is
[01:51] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
[01:51] <CaNdYRaVeR> charles...*snore* stop
[01:51] <CaNdYRaVeR> that's annoyin
[01:51] <lemac> damn that dood is still talking shit about remy
[01:52] <CaNdYRaVeR> lol
[01:52] <CaNdYRaVeR> i suppose
[01:52] <lemac> He started on paul, the went to remy
[01:52] <CaNdYRaVeR> did he?
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[01:52] <CaNdYRaVeR> he's a dumbass
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[01:55] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
[01:55] <Seza> blah
[01:55] <Seza> must go to Charlotte tomorrow
[01:55] <Seza> er
[01:55] <Seza> today
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[01:59] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
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[02:03] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.
[02:07] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny.
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[02:07] <lemac> mp3: him - right here in my arms ø [3m 27s/5.16mb/200kbps/44.1khz]
[02:11] <lemac> mp3: kittie - da shit you cant fuc wit ø [2m 19s/2.21mb/128kbps/44.1khz]
[02:11] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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[02:12] * CaNdYRaVeR is listenin to pink-just like a pill
[02:13] <Mandalee> hola all
[02:13] <lemac> mp3: kotton mouth kings - dog's life ø [4m 27s/5.33mb/160kbps/44.1khz]
[02:13] <lemac> whats up mandalee
[02:13] <Mandalee> not much, trying to get sleepy
[02:14] <Mandalee> yourself?
[02:15] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
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[02:15] <lemac> Just sitting here
[02:15] <lemac> That is about it
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[02:18] <lemac> mp3: linkin park - my december ø [4m 18s/6.17mb/192kbps/44.1khz]
[02:19] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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[02:20] <CaNdYRaVeR> word
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[02:20] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v CaNdYRaVeR
[02:20] <lemac> verb
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[02:20] <lemac> adjective
[02:21] <CaNdYRaVeR> no you jus didn't
[02:21] <CaNdYRaVeR> heh
[02:21] <lemac> i did i did
[02:21] <CaNdYRaVeR> that's one ass whippin next time i see you
[02:21] <lemac> wooohoooo
[02:21] <lemac> talk dirty to me
[02:22] <lemac> mp3: otep - t.r.i.c. ø [3m 6s/2.97mb/128kbps/44.1khz]
[02:22] <CaNdYRaVeR> lol
[02:22] <CaNdYRaVeR> no
[02:22] <CaNdYRaVeR> i'll go to jail
[02:22] <lemac> say what? lol
[02:23] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
[02:23] <CaNdYRaVeR> you heard me
[02:24] <lemac> wait till i clean this pop corn up and i will type something
[02:24] <CaNdYRaVeR> lol
[02:24] * CaNdYRaVeR waits
[02:24] * CaNdYRaVeR whistles
[02:24] * CaNdYRaVeR does her nails
[02:25] * CaNdYRaVeR takes a nap
[02:25] <CaNdYRaVeR> mmhmmm
[02:26] <lemac> im gettin there
[02:26] <lemac> just wait
[02:26] <CaNdYRaVeR> how about
[02:26] <CaNdYRaVeR> i go to bed
[02:26] <CaNdYRaVeR> and you tell me tomorrow ?
[02:26] <CaNdYRaVeR> :)
[02:26] <lemac> SOMETHING
[02:26] <lemac> there, i done it
[02:26] <CaNdYRaVeR> ....i thought you said you didn't act your age
[02:27] <CaNdYRaVeR> *snicker*
[02:27] <lemac> ouch
[02:27] * CaNdYRaVeR takes a bow
[02:27] <lemac> I am still half asleep
[02:27] <CaNdYRaVeR> i try, i do try :)
[02:27] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
[02:27] <CaNdYRaVeR> i have to go to sleep
[02:27] <CaNdYRaVeR> f'real
[02:27] <CaNdYRaVeR> i gotsta get up early
[02:27] <CaNdYRaVeR> eeeeeeeeearly
[02:27] <lemac> alright
[02:27] <CaNdYRaVeR> and sign mah lease
[02:31] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
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[02:31] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> and sign mah lease
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> err
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> and sign mah lease
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:31] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> fushnica
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> DAMMIT
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> your mom is everything
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> nite
[02:32] <sleepy_candy> :)
[02:35] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
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[02:39] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
[02:43] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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[02:47] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
[02:51] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
[02:55] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.
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[02:59] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
[03:03] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she wemt to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
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[03:07] <lucy_66> hello ya'll
[03:07] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v lucy_66
[03:07] <lucy_66> im backk
[03:07] <lucy_66> !!!!!!!
[03:07] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
[03:07] <lucy_66> hheeh
[03:11] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
[03:12] <lucy_66> hehehehe
[03:13] <lucy_66> bot sure is quiet
[03:14] <lucy_66> boy
[03:15] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
[03:16] <lucy_66> oh tenaciuos
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[03:17] <lemac> blahhhhhh
[03:17] <lucy_66> its so quiet
[03:18] <lucy_66> its alreayd 318am
[03:18] <lemac> deffently not much going on
[03:19] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
[03:20] <lucy_66> no evry1 is asleep
[03:20] <lucy_66> hhhee
[03:23] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
[03:27] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
[03:31] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
[03:35] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
[03:39] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
[03:43] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
[03:47] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
[03:51] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
[03:55] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.
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[03:59] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
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[04:03] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
[04:04] <hayles_> I could say something to that
[04:04] <hayles_> but I am going to be on my best behaviour
[04:04] <hayles_> :)
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[04:07] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
[04:11] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
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[04:15] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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[04:19] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
[04:23] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
[04:27] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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[04:31] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
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[04:32] <lemac> zzzzzzzzzzz
[04:35] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
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[04:37] <lucy_66> ccool
[04:37] <lucy_66> dam servers
[04:39] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
[04:39] <lucy_66> hehe
[04:42] <lucy_66> sheesh its quiet in here
[04:43] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
[04:47] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.
[04:51] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
[04:55] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind.
[04:59] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
[05:03] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
[05:07] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
[05:11] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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[05:15] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.
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[05:19] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
[05:20] <andrewleif> I have a question
[05:20] <andrewleif> what are the laws regarding fireworks in nc??
[05:20] <lemac> mp3: nelly - luven me ø [4m 9s/3.97mb/128kbps/44.1khz]
[05:22] <andrewleif> great, thanks
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[05:23] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
[05:24] <lemac> mp3: nelly - luven me ø [4m 9s/3.97mb/128kbps/44.1khz]
[05:27] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
[05:29] <lemac> mp3: reveille - bleed the sky - what you got ø [2m 26s/2.32mb/128kbps/44.1khz]
[05:31] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
[05:35] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.
[05:38] <lemac> mp3: nelly - luven me ø [4m 9s/3.97mb/128kbps/44.1khz]
[05:39] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
[05:42] <lemac> mp3: reveille - bleed the sky - what you got ø [2m 26s/2.32mb/128kbps/44.1khz]
[05:43] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
[05:45] <lemac> mp3: reveille - perfect world ø [5m 26s/5.2mb/128kbps/44.1khz]
[05:47] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
[05:50] <lemac> mp3: cky - fat fuck ø [2m 39s/2.53mb/128kbps/44.1khz]
[05:51] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
[05:55] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
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[05:59] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
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[06:03] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.
[06:07] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
[06:11] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
[06:15] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd be building a highrise.
[06:19] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
[06:23] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
[06:27] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.
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[06:31] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
[06:35] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
[06:39] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
[06:43] <TwiztidCookie> lol
[06:43] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so poor, she put a thirstbuster on layaway with food stamps.
[06:47] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.
[06:48] <TwiztidCookie> hahahhaha
[06:49] <TwiztidCookie> charles
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[06:51] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
[06:53] <firegrl> hmmm "metal"
[06:55] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said, "Hey, who turned off the heater?"
[06:56] <TwiztidCookie> hahaha
[06:59] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama!
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[07:03] <Madonna38FL> << {{ Thanks For The "Voice" Bin_Shady }} >>
[07:03] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
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[07:07] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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[07:11] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
[07:12] <TwiztidCookie> hahahhahaha
[07:12] <TwiztidCookie> charles
[07:12] <TwiztidCookie> lol
[07:12] <TwiztidCookie> stop
[07:15] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
[07:16] <TwiztidCookie> lmao
[07:19] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
[07:20] * TwiztidCookie giggles
[07:23] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: on and off.
[07:27] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
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[07:32] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
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[07:35] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
[07:36] <TwiztidCookie> lmao
[07:39] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.
[07:43] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed.
[07:47] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
[07:51] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. Yo mama's so ugly, your father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
[07:52] <TwiztidCookie> oh my jesus
[07:52] <TwiztidCookie> charles
[07:52] <TwiztidCookie> wtf are u doing
[07:55] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
[07:59] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's a stunt double for the predator.
[08:03] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
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[08:05] <TwiztidCookie> miranda
[08:05] <TwiztidCookie> are u comin intoday?
[08:06] <_Angelic_Devil_> sheree
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[08:06] <_Angelic_Devil_> yessssss
[08:06] <_Angelic_Devil_> so you won't be all alone
[08:06] <TwiztidCookie> lol ok
[08:06] <TwiztidCookie> just makin sure
[08:06] <_Angelic_Devil_> as long as my mom stays ok at work today
[08:06] <_Angelic_Devil_> i found out, that she was running low on medicine
[08:07] <TwiztidCookie> omg
[08:07] <_Angelic_Devil_> she's supposed to take two a day, but yesterday, she only took one
[08:07] <_Angelic_Devil_> actually 4 a day
[08:07] <_Angelic_Devil_> like 2 in the morning, 2 at night
[08:07] <_Angelic_Devil_> but its ok, she called in and got another prescriptiohn ready last night
[08:07] <TwiztidCookie> dang
[08:07] <_Angelic_Devil_> prescription
[08:07] <TwiztidCookie> thats good
[08:07] <_Angelic_Devil_> yeah, it really must suck, she's had to take this med every day since she was in college
[08:07] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
[08:08] <_Angelic_Devil_> or she WOULD have a seizer..like....its just a matter of time if she doesn't atek it
[08:08] <_Angelic_Devil_> take*
[08:08] <TwiztidCookie> damn
[08:08] <TwiztidCookie> lol
[08:08] <_Angelic_Devil_> i hope i don't get it man
[08:08] <_Angelic_Devil_> cause she didn't get it till she was in college
[08:08] <_Angelic_Devil_> so yuck
[08:08] <TwiztidCookie> yeah really
[08:08] <TwiztidCookie> that would suxor
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> yeah just a little
[08:09] <TwiztidCookie> haha i'm talkin to a cop on irc
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> woohooooooo
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> hey man i gotta go get ready
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> if i['m gonna be there on time today
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> so i will see you at work
[08:09] <TwiztidCookie> yeah me too
[08:09] <TwiztidCookie> ok
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> now...don't like..go back to sleep
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> between now and then
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> lol
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> hehe
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> j/k
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> ok...byeby
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> e
[08:09] <TwiztidCookie> lol
[08:09] <_Angelic_Devil_> see you at work
[08:09] <TwiztidCookie> byee
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[08:10] <Tenacious_C> !start
[08:12] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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[08:15] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she exhales her teeth have to duck.
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[08:20] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.
[08:24] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
[08:25] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, $read $mircdirtxt\all.txt
[08:26] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, $read $mIRCdiryomama.txt
[08:26] <rixs> lotsa chatness I see
[08:27] <Tenacious_C> yse
[08:27] <TwiztidCookieMonster{werkin}> lol
[08:27] <TwiztidCookieMonster{werkin}> charles
[08:28] <rixs> charles?
[08:28] <rixs> oh yeah, he's still on my ignore
[08:29] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
[08:29] <TwiztidCookieMonster{werkin}> lol
[08:29] <TwiztidCookieMonster{werkin}> he is like doin some script
[08:29] <TwiztidCookieMonster{werkin}> to jeremy
[08:29] <TwiztidCookieMonster{werkin}> he's gettin his word count up
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[08:29] <Tenacious_C> yes its about to get better
[08:30] <Tenacious_C> instead of just yo mama
[08:30] <Tenacious_C> its gonna be ALL my text
[08:30] <TwiztidCookieMonster{werkin}> blah
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[08:30] <TwiztidCookieMonster{werkin}> before you know it everybody is gonna have u on ignore
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[08:31] <rixs> yay, my computer has taken to locking up on me again
[08:31] <Tenacious_C> yeah probally
[08:31] <Tenacious_C> i gotta get to work
[08:31] <Tenacious_C> bbl
[08:33] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, You KNOW you're stuck in the 80s when: - you read the "Hot Video Games Player's Secrets" guide for Mortal Kombat just so you could find the hidden screen, and play Pong again for old time's sake
[08:35] <Tenacious_C> haha at least now it will mix it up
[08:36] <Tenacious_C> trudy's ass is mine!
[08:37] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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[08:41] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey
[08:41] <Tenacious_C> Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.
[08:45] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, You know you're a redneck if : Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
[08:49] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so short, she can suck my dick standing up.
[08:53] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
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[08:57] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, You KNOW you're stuck in the 80s when: - You have a duck tail/rat tail.
[08:58] <sleepy_candy> hi hi hi!
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[09:01] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved. - [Lazarus Long]
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[09:02] <rixs> maybe now that I have new video drives my computer won't lock the fuck up every 5 minutes
[09:04] <candyraver> sure it will
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[09:05] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.
[09:05] <rixs> woo, what do ya know, my EQ account got deleted, oh well
[09:05] <rixs> hey nichole
[09:05] <rixs> hey jupi
[09:05] <Jupiter_Drops> hi rixs
[09:05] <candyraver> hey rixsy
[09:06] <fushnica-w> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasup
[09:06] <candyraver> fuuuuuuuschnicha
[09:06] <candyraver> :P
[09:07] * rixs humps fushy's leg
[09:07] <candyraver> hey
[09:07] <candyraver> who listens to led zepplin?
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[09:09] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.
[09:13] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, One day a great idea will hit you, and it will be a Mack Truck.
[09:17] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
[09:19] <fushnica-w> I listen to Led Zeppelin
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[09:19] <candyraver> okay
[09:19] <candyraver> well
[09:19] <rixs> hey fira
[09:20] <candyraver> nevermind
[09:20] <candyraver> :)
[09:20] <firegrl> hey rixo
[09:20] <candyraver> i couldn't remember the nme of Black Dog
[09:20] <candyraver> heh
[09:20] <firegrl> wee 2nd day of teaching
[09:20] <firegrl> over and done with
[09:20] <candyraver> ive been callin it that HEY HEY mama song
[09:20] <candyraver> heh
[09:21] <rixs> you steal me a cutie yet?
[09:21] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat were in her right now
[09:21] <candyraver> charles
[09:21] <candyraver> ugh
[09:21] <candyraver> stop that thing
[09:21] <firegrl> umm
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[09:21] <firegrl> atleast make it make sense
[09:22] <jamieh22> hey
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[09:22] <rixs> hey jamie
[09:22] <firegrl> rixo!!!
[09:22] <jamieh22> hey paul
[09:22] <rixs> fira!!
[09:23] <firegrl> im so not nervous infront of my clas
[09:23] <firegrl> class
[09:23] <firegrl> its amazing
[09:23] <jamieh22> how you guys doing?
[09:23] * rixs is okay
[09:23] <firegrl> you should come one day and sit in
[09:23] <firegrl> that way you can survey the girlies
[09:23] <rixs> are you usually nervouse infront of your class?
[09:23] <firegrl> i thought i would be
[09:23] <firegrl> but im not
[09:23] <jamieh22> what do you teach?
[09:24] <firegrl> public speaking
[09:24] <jamieh22> bleh
[09:24] <jamieh22> i'd dreak
[09:24] <jamieh22> freak
[09:24] <jamieh22> just being in the class
[09:24] <rixs> fira just likes the attention
[09:24] <jamieh22> at whats come ahead in the class
[09:24] <jamieh22> you're much better than me fire
[09:25] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey
[09:25] <Tenacious_C> I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.
[09:25] <firegrl> mmmmmmm its fun
[09:25] <firegrl> im in charge
[09:25] <firegrl> and i speak the teacher mantra "i know more than you do"
[09:26] <jamieh22> lol
[09:26] <jamieh22> I'm stuck reading "The Everything Wedding Checklist"
[09:26] <jamieh22> :(
[09:26] <jamieh22> its boring
[09:26] <jamieh22> so i've had to read it like fifty times
[09:27] <firegrl> umm
[09:27] <firegrl> why are you reading it 50times
[09:27] <jamieh22> i've not really been paying attention
[09:28] <jamieh22> so i'll hafta read a section twice or three times
[09:28] <jamieh22> plus i am at work
[09:28] <firegrl> when you gettin married
[09:28] <jamieh22> so i shouldnt be doing it at all
[09:28] <jamieh22> hehe
[09:28] <jamieh22> well I'm not
[09:28] <jamieh22> my best friend is
[09:29] <jamieh22> Get this
[09:29] <firegrl> yea well you are also chatting ... not suppose to do that at work either
[09:29] <firegrl> hahaah
[09:29] <jamieh22> for the reception
[09:29] <jamieh22> she wants everyone to bring a covered dish
[09:29] <rixs> argh fuck
[09:29] <firegrl> she just wants to be cheap
[09:29] <rixs> I hate when people take shit from my office
[09:29] <jamieh22> thats stupid
[09:29] <rixs> and what I hate more is that I don't know if they did or not
[09:29] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.
[09:29] <firegrl> just have cake and munchies
[09:29] <firegrl> no need for a formal dinner
[09:29] <firegrl> get them outta the reception
[09:29] <rixs> if you're gonna take shit from my office while I'm not here, it'd be nice if they'd atleast leave me a note or somthing
[09:29] <jamieh22> I told her i'd have it catered
[09:29] <firegrl> that way the honeymoon starts sooner
[09:29] <firegrl> thats the way i think about it
[09:29] <jamieh22> if she wouldnt do covered dishes
[09:30] <jamieh22> i'm not having a wedding
[09:30] <jamieh22> just a party afterwards
[09:30] <jamieh22> too much headache
[09:30] <firegrl> im going to have a wedding and a party
[09:30] <firegrl> but we are getting the party over with quickly
[09:30] <firegrl> so billy and i can start the honeymoon!
[09:30] <jamieh22> good idea
[09:30] <jamieh22> when are you getting married?
[09:30] <firegrl> less family and more fucking
[09:31] <firegrl> not for awhile ... im just speaking generally
[09:31] <rixs> doesn't fucking usually lead to more family?
[09:31] <jamieh22> OoH
[09:31] <jamieh22> lol
[09:31] <firegrl> not if you are protectful
[09:31] <jamieh22> Scott leaves in less than a month
[09:31] <jamieh22> so no wedding bells for me either
[09:31] <firegrl> wheres he going
[09:31] <rixs> what about you and me jamie?
[09:31] <rixs> *sniff* I thought you loved me
[09:31] <jamieh22> korea
[09:31] * rixs runs aways and cries
[09:31] <jamieh22> i was about to say
[09:31] <jamieh22> unless i marry paul
[09:32] <rixs> yay!
[09:32] <firegrl> you can marry paul and move to korea
[09:32] <firegrl> then you can have both of them
[09:32] <firegrl> paul should feel right at home
[09:32] <rixs> no, I no share my jamie
[09:32] <firegrl> ok .. time to get outta the office .. and go home (office hours are over!!!)
[09:32] <firegrl> later yall
[09:32] <rixs> besides, korea shipped me out, I'm not gonna go and ship myself back in
[09:32] <rixs> see ya fira
[09:32] <jamieh22> haha
[09:32] <jamieh22> bye fire
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[09:33] <jamieh22> it sounds fun reading this wedding book
[09:33] <jamieh22> but A LOT of work
[09:33] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.
[09:34] <rixs> are you the brides maid?
[09:34] <rixs> or maid of honor
[09:34] <rixs> or what not?
[09:34] <jamieh22> brides maid
[09:34] <jamieh22> maid of honor is usually already married
[09:34] <jamieh22> we've been best friends since 5th grade
[09:35] <jamieh22> i'm trying to save her of the embarassment she is going to cause
[09:35] <rixs> lol
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[09:35] <rixs> hey argh
[09:35] <Arrgh2> hi rixs
[09:35] <rixs> yeah, the covered dish thing is a bit odd
[09:36] <jamieh22> tacky as hell
[09:36] <Arrgh2> bb... coffee
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[09:36] <jamieh22> she can have a bbq caterer
[09:36] <jamieh22> for 250 bucks
[09:37] <jamieh22> thats kinda redneck but its the south
[09:37] <jamieh22> and her family is redneck
[09:37] <rixs> so I guess it makes sense
[09:37] <jamieh22> yep
[09:37] <jamieh22> then again it'd be more than 250
[09:37] <rixs> ain't nothing like a wedding and a pig pickin
[09:38] <jamieh22> 250 is the special jamie discount :P
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[09:38] <rixs> how is that the special jamie discount?
[09:39] <jamieh22> I fix the computers for the bbq place here
[09:39] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
[09:39] <rixs> lol
[09:40] <jamieh22> that sounds silly i know
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[09:42] <rixs> I guess they should just be glad that you don't fix computers for a chinese restrunt
[09:42] <rixs> as bad as a pig picking is
[09:42] <rixs> a chinesse buffet would probably be worse
[09:42] <rixs> hey jason
[09:42] <SickBoi> sup paul
[09:43] <rixs> nothing man
[09:43] <jamieh22> if i offer to pay for it
[09:43] <rixs> how you?
[09:43] <jamieh22> i dont expect to hear any bitching
[09:43] <SickBoi> tired
[09:43] <rixs> lol, true jamie
[09:44] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
[09:44] <Tenacious_C> Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
[09:44] <jamieh22> LMAO
[09:44] <jamieh22> that doesnt apply to all females though
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[09:49] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey
[09:49] <Tenacious_C> Some folks say it was a miracle. St. Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. Other folks say it was just a lucky swing.
[09:49] <rixs> man I'm starving
[09:50] <rixs> I'd love you forever if you brought me some lunch jamie ;)
[09:50] <jamieh22> haha
[09:50] <jamieh22> i'd love you forever if you brought ME lunch
[09:50] <jamieh22> I'm the only person here for the next week
[09:50] <jamieh22> everyone else is on vacation
[09:51] <Tenacious_C> thats gotta suck
[09:51] <Tenacious_C> we have only 1 person on vacation here and it sucks
[09:51] <jamieh22> yeah sort of
[09:51] <Tenacious_C> i can only imagine being the only person here
[09:51] <jamieh22> i've got 13 computers back there to fix
[09:52] <jamieh22> and what am i doing
[09:52] <jamieh22> chatting
[09:52] <jamieh22> heheee
[09:52] <Tenacious_C> ohh shit
[09:52] <Tenacious_C> there is a day worth of work right there
[09:52] <Tenacious_C> get hopping
[09:52] <rixs> lol
[09:52] <rixs> thats what I'd be doing too
[09:53] <jamieh22> i've had customers in and out since i got here
[09:53] <jamieh22> so i cant go back there and work yet
[09:53] <Tenacious_C> put the customers to work
[09:53] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, You KNOW you're stuck in the 80s when: - You still take your Flintstone vitamins.
[09:53] <jamieh22> LMAO
[09:53] <jamieh22> I've done that too
[09:53] <jamieh22> I'm like while you're here
[09:53] <jamieh22> scott came to drop something off and i had his ass here all day
[09:53] * rixs makes a mental note to stay away from jamie's store
[09:53] <jamieh22> though he knows nothing
[09:54] <Tenacious_C> lol
[09:54] <jamieh22> i had him building them
[09:55] <rixs> computers are really simple to put togeather
[09:55] <jamieh22> he told his parents i was a slave driver
[09:55] <jamieh22> they sure are
[09:55] <rixs> especially now that most hardware doesn't have jumpers for IRQ's and what not
[09:55] <jamieh22> a monkey could do it
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[09:55] <Tenacious_C> its almost toooo easy
[09:55] <jamieh22> then i let him do a little more advanced stuff
[09:55] <Tenacious_C> but if u do it perfectly its more like art than work
[09:55] <jamieh22> like computers that wouldnt boot
[09:56] <jamieh22> etc
[09:56] <jamieh22> i made him work on all the dirty ones
[09:56] <jamieh22> hehe
[09:56] <rixs> I'm waiting for them to replace the PCI bus with somthing thats hot swapable
[09:56] <rixs> I hate having to turn my computer off to install a SCSI card
[09:56] <Tenacious_C> pci bus is hot swappable
[09:56] <Tenacious_C> i do it all the time
[09:56] <rixs> I've actually installed a modem with my computer on
[09:56] <rixs> but it doesn't do real great things to the machine
[09:57] <jamieh22> noo kidding
[09:57] <rixs> but damn it I was tired of playing with those IRQ jumpers
[09:57] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
[09:57] <jamieh22> aaeight lemme go check the ones i started
[09:57] <rixs> I touched it wrong against the case a few times and grounded the system and it shut off
[09:57] <rixs> but it did work
[09:57] <Tenacious_C> it does work well if u have linux
[09:57] <Tenacious_C> but not in microsoft OS
[09:57] <Tenacious_C> well i know better than to short it out
[09:58] <Tenacious_C> i pull the card straight out
[09:58] <Tenacious_C> and put the new card in straight
[09:58] * rixs makes a note to never let charles touch his computer
[09:58] <jamieh22> ok
[09:58] <jamieh22> listen to this
[09:58] <Tenacious_C> shit man
[09:58] <Tenacious_C> im an old pro
[09:58] <jamieh22> a customer brought in a p 133
[09:58] <jamieh22> and the HD was bad
[09:58] <rixs> "would it be better to replace it or just get a new system?"
[09:58] <jamieh22> so I told him the smallest drive i had was a 40g
[09:58] <Tenacious_C> i can outwork 3 other techs
[09:58] <jamieh22> which was 90 dollars
[09:58] <jamieh22> and labor 40
[09:58] <rixs> 'well sir, it's a 133'
[09:59] <jamieh22> which is almost 140$
[09:59] <jamieh22> i told him i had a used 600 MHz
[09:59] <jamieh22> with HD and all
[09:59] <jamieh22> for $200
[09:59] <jamieh22> which do you think he did?!?!
[09:59] <rixs> bought the harddrive
[09:59] <jamieh22> hell yeah
[09:59] <jamieh22> dumbass
[10:00] <SickBoi> you charge 40 dollars to put in a hard drive?
[10:00] <SickBoi> dayum!
[10:00] <rixs> thats just your slick marketing scheme right there jamie, and he obviousely saw right through it ;P
[10:00] <jamieh22> the HD plus install windows
[10:00] <rixs> yeah, jason makes people give him head to install a HD
[10:00] <SickBoi> do you do file transfers for that too
[10:00] <jamieh22> so dayum yes $40 dollars
[10:00] <SickBoi> halez yeah
[10:00] <jamieh22> yeah we do
[10:00] <Tenacious_C> lmao
[10:00] <SickBoi> windows you click setup and run away for 20min
[10:00] <jamieh22> i use ghost
[10:00] <jamieh22> to install an image
[10:01] <jamieh22> so like 5 minutes and i'm done
[10:01] <Tenacious_C> sounds scary
[10:01] <jamieh22> but NOBODY keeps up with drivers
[10:01] <jamieh22> so i've gotta search for em
[10:01] <Tenacious_C> ghost is a good tool
[10:01] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
[10:01] <jamieh22> or shit
[10:01] <Tenacious_C> ive used it on formated drives to pull dfata off
[10:01] <jamieh22> half the time i make em buy a new modem etc
[10:01] <jamieh22> its cheaper than my labor
[10:01] <Tenacious_C> customers than think its majic
[10:01] <SickBoi> i used ghost to make an image of a floppy that had death star plans on it
[10:01] <Tenacious_C> and with dead drives
[10:01] <Tenacious_C> i freeze them overnight
[10:02] <Tenacious_C> then use ghost while they still work to get data off
[10:02] <jamieh22> i'm cracking the whip on labor
[10:02] <jamieh22> we're too cheap
[10:02] <Tenacious_C> people think im crazy when i use that trick
[10:02] <SickBoi> best buy charges 40 to put ram in
[10:02] <Tenacious_C> but ive amazed man y a tech and customer
[10:02] <SickBoi> if your case has a thumb screw..thats a 3min job
[10:02] <Tenacious_C> hehehe so fuck it
[10:02] <jamieh22> we install memory for free
[10:02] <jamieh22> everyone else here charges $40
[10:03] <SickBoi> ram don even cost 40
[10:03] <Tenacious_C> but now i work with routers
[10:03] <jamieh22> brb
[10:03] <Tenacious_C> charge $120 an hour to run a script
[10:03] <Tenacious_C> lol
[10:03] <jamieh22> lemme check on that ole 133
[10:03] <SickBoi> throw it in the garbage and make him buy the 200
[10:04] <jamieh22> it'd make more sense
[10:04] <SickBoi> i have a 133 in the closet i use as a drink tray
[10:04] <SickBoi> my momma used my beer for cookin..
[10:04] <SickBoi> she gotz ta die
[10:04] <jamieh22> ppl have emotional ties to those old things
[10:04] <rixs> ppl are stupid
[10:04] <jamieh22> yeah
[10:04] <jamieh22> but i dont say that
[10:04] <jamieh22> to them
[10:05] <rixs> "this is the computer I first cybere on"
[10:05] <SickBoi> this is the computer i first got my dick stuck in
[10:05] <jamieh22> I'm playinng shallow hal in the lobby here
[10:05] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Rejected State Mottos - SOUTH CAROLINA: Just south of North Carolina
[10:05] <jamieh22> :)
[10:05] <Tenacious_C> damn i want that movie
[10:05] <Tenacious_C> where did u get it?
[10:05] <jamieh22> it came out today
[10:05] <jamieh22> Target has it for 17.99
[10:05] <Tenacious_C> yeah thats right
[10:05] <Tenacious_C> sweet
[10:05] <rixs> hey jamie, what kinda bandwidth do you have there?
[10:05] <SickBoi> have you seen ocean's 11
[10:06] <jamieh22> we've got DSL
[10:06] <jamieh22> but i'm on dialup now
[10:06] <Tenacious_C> ive got oceans 11 on dvd
[10:06] <jamieh22> i have that movie
[10:06] <jamieh22> its good
[10:06] <Tenacious_C> it was good
[10:06] <rixs> I wish I had DSL where I lived
[10:06] <Tenacious_C> lol
[10:06] <SickBoi> i like that chinese d00d
[10:06] <jamieh22> ours sucks
[10:06] <jamieh22> brb
[10:06] <SickBoi> i'm gettin cable again when i move
[10:06] <Tenacious_C> in the box
[10:06] <jamieh22> lemme rip this mans lips off
[10:06] <Tenacious_C> yeah he was kewl
[10:06] <SickBoi> i know nobody in the complex has it
[10:06] <SickBoi> mo bandwidth for me
[10:06] <rixs> we don't get cable in most places in this town either
[10:06] <Tenacious_C> hehe i have cable
[10:06] <Tenacious_C> out in bum fuck
[10:07] <jamieh22> i have cable at home
[10:07] <Tenacious_C> but no cable modems yet
[10:07] <jamieh22> never use it
[10:07] <rixs> how much does it cost to colo a box at a T3 place?
[10:08] <SickBoi> 5000 dollah
[10:08] <rixs> man you wouldn't believe how expensive a T3 around here is
[10:08] <rixs> a T1 is 1200 a month
[10:09] <SickBoi> you can get t1 for as low as cable prices now
[10:09] <SickBoi> depends on who from
[10:09] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9.
[10:09] <SickBoi> course setup up is hella more
[10:09] <rixs> not in this area
[10:09] <SickBoi> time warner wants to charge 50 bux for setup
[10:09] <SickBoi> all they do is plug it in
[10:09] <rixs> yeah
[10:09] <SickBoi> and write down info about your computer
[10:10] <rixs> it's a plug and play DHCP server
[10:10] <SickBoi> and say.. 50 bux please
[10:10] <SickBoi> and they don't know shit
[10:10] <SickBoi> i did everything
[10:10] <SickBoi> and he sat in my chair
[10:10] <SickBoi> when i got cable they didn't have free self install
[10:10] <SickBoi> you had to pay for someone to come out
[10:11] <SickBoi> cause they had software to login.. which you didn't need
[10:11] <SickBoi> tenacious d time ya motha fucka go! .. fuck yeeeeah
[10:13] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent. - [Lazarus Long]
[10:13] <jamieh22> i've got 200 outta him so far
[10:13] <jamieh22> woohoo
[10:15] <firegrlAFK> weeeeeeeeeee
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[10:16] <rixs> hi new
[10:16] <rixs> wb fira
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[10:17] * newgoddess is aileen
[10:17] <firegrl> danke
[10:17] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away.
[10:18] <rixs> oh, hey aileen
[10:18] <rixs> whats up with the new nick?
[10:18] <firegrl> rixo
[10:18] <firegrl> you need to work closer
[10:18] <firegrl> so we could go to lunch
[10:19] <rixs> my bad
[10:19] <newgoddess> i have had the nick Just_A_Gurl since i was about 13
[10:19] <rixs> I've had the nick rixs since I was like 20
[10:19] <fushnica-w> so you've had it since last year?
[10:19] <fushnica-w> heheh
[10:20] <newgoddess> ive gone through so many nick names its pathetic
[10:20] <rixs> I've only changed mine 3 times
[10:20] <newgoddess> heh
[10:20] <newgoddess> i cant count how many times ive changed mine
[10:20] <firegrl> ive been: redhotz, firegrl, lyoness, cyandra, and now back to firegrl :)
[10:21] <newgoddess> cool.
[10:21] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Newspaper Headline Goofs - * Grandmother of eight makes hole in one"
[10:22] <rixs> I've been Techno, BiteCode, and rixs
[10:22] <rixs> and I only switched to rixs because BiteCode was taken on this server
[10:22] <rixs> and I switched to BiteCode cuze I got tired of everyone yelling "Techno sucks" when I joined a channel
[10:22] <rixs> bastids...
[10:23] <rixs> you know as a random thought
[10:23] <rixs> toothpaste flavored cookies would really suck
[10:23] <rixs> and cookie flavored toothpaste wouldn't be so great either
[10:23] <firegrl> ok even though im like all comfortable in front of my class
[10:23] <firegrl> i have this strange fear of falling down
[10:24] * rixs pushes you
[10:24] * rixs gives you a toothpaste flavored cookie to say he's sorry
[10:25] <fushnica-w> Paul!!!!
[10:25] <firegrl> its just odd
[10:25] <fushnica-w> gimme a toothpaste flavored cookie goddamit
[10:26] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
[10:26] * rixs gives fushnica some cookie flavored toothpaste
[10:26] <fushnica-w> mmmmmmmmmmmm
[10:26] <fushnica-w> close enough
[10:26] <rixs> toothpaste is like a class 2 posion or somthing
[10:30] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
[10:30] <rixs> hey fira, why don't you bring me some lunch? I'll love you forever
[10:30] <firegrl> cause dats a long way
[10:30] <rixs> but it's alotta love?
[10:31] <rixs> I wish this stupid town had a taco bell
[10:32] <firegrl> awwwwwww
[10:34] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
[10:38] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
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[10:39] <vudu> beyotches
[10:40] <rixs> vufu
[10:40] <vudu> yup
[10:42] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, You will never get the smell of elderberries out of your hair
[10:42] <vudu> !topten
[10:42] <vudu> NICE.
[10:44] <vudu> by comparison.. let's check out how impressive my numbers are
[10:44] <vudu> yay.
[10:45] <rixs> damn
[10:45] <rixs> you know seeing as I don't flood
[10:45] <rixs> or repeat alot of lines
[10:45] <rixs> I type way too fucking much
[10:45] <vudu> charles has done more smilies than i have words
[10:45] <SickBoi> we are fueled by satan yes we're schooled by satan
[10:45] <rixs> thats because charles sat there and flooded the channel
[10:46] <SickBoi> for 40min
[10:46] <rixs> you don't talk much for as much as you're on here fira :P
[10:46] <Tenacious_C> fushnica, "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey
[10:46] <Tenacious_C> Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?"
[10:46] <Tenacious_C> 40 minutes shit
[10:46] <Tenacious_C> more like a few hours
[10:46] <SickBoi> i only payed attention for 40min
[10:46] <SickBoi> and what i don't see doesn't exist
[10:46] <Tenacious_C> lol
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[10:47] <SickBoi> next time i run into somebody trippin on acid
[10:47] <SickBoi> i'm gonna say they are a figment of MY imagination
[10:48] <SickBoi> and i can smote them by blinking and forgeting
[10:48] <rixs> smote?
[10:48] <SickBoi> yeah smote
[10:48] <rixs> smite?
[10:48] <SickBoi> smote
[10:48] <vudu> SMOTE MAN
[10:48] <vudu> SMOTE
[10:48] <rixs> smove?
[10:49] <