Wednesday, November 13, 2002



Session Start: Wed Nov 13 00:01:00 2002
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[00:01] <Bin_Shady> Hi
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[00:03] <RebelRoze> hi randy
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[00:11] <PsyCh0tiK> hmm
[00:11] <RebelPool> hey wanna shoot pool on yahoo psy?
[00:12] <PsyCh0tiK> no, thanks ang. this computer is too slow as it is
[00:12] <PsyCh0tiK> loading a browser would take forever
[00:12] <RebelPool> awww comon
[00:13] <RebelPool> it wil be fun and edumacational
[00:13] <PsyCh0tiK> next time.
[00:13] <PsyCh0tiK> i'm getting ready to go to bed anyway
[00:13] <cheezdoodle> yeah, come on and join us john
[00:13] <PsyCh0tiK> besides...i'm not really feelin so hot.
[00:13] * RebelPool can make you feel hot
[00:14] <RebelPool> http://66.56.232.144/whatever/ang003.jpg
[00:14] <cheezdoodle> allrighty, next time then :)
[00:14] <cheezdoodle> angie I think that pic might be a bit to much for him
[00:14] <cheezdoodle> :)
[00:15] <PsyCh0tiK> nite
[00:15] <RebelPool> nah that would get any guys motor running hot an tight
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[00:15] <cheezdoodle> lol
[00:15] <cheezdoodle> aight
[00:15] <cheezdoodle> I'mma go delete now
[00:16] <RebelPool> ok
[00:31] <OsamaBinSpazzz> well damn i missed tha hot pic lol
[00:31] <cheezdoodle> lol
[00:32] <cheezdoodle> she might still have it
[00:32] <cheezdoodle> lol
[00:32] * OsamaBinSpazzz hax0rs rob's sambar web server
[00:33] <cheezdoodle> hehe
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[00:34] * cheezdoodle draws a bulls eye on jeff's forehead and takes pot shots at it
[00:34] <OsamaBinSpazzz> lol
[00:35] <OsamaBinSpazzz> that video on your web server is funny
[00:35] <cheezdoodle> hehe
[00:35] <cheezdoodle> yeah
[00:36] <cheezdoodle> a friend of mine emailed that too me
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[00:51] <cheezdoodle> I can't do a wheelie for very long
[00:51] <WikidDawg> me neither
[00:51] <WikidDawg> the best way is pop the wheelie and then just keep goosing the gas
[00:51] <cheezdoodle> yeah
[00:51] <cheezdoodle> that one car
[00:51] <cheezdoodle> the inferno or whatever
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[00:52] <cheezdoodle> is kinda fun to 360's in
[00:52] <WikidDawg> yeah
[00:52] <cheezdoodle> it's kinda funny when you hop up on top of a car and ride around
[00:53] <cheezdoodle> and you piss a cop off, and he runs in front of the car to get ran over
[00:53] <cheezdoodle> lol
[00:53] <WikidDawg> that is fun
[00:53] <WikidDawg> I still love picking up hookers and then killing them and taking my money back
[00:53] <cheezdoodle> hehe yeah
[00:53] <cheezdoodle> I knocked some dood off his bike and went to steal it
[00:53] <cheezdoodle> and the fucker gets on it right behind me
[00:53] <cheezdoodle> lol
[00:53] <WikidDawg> lol
[00:54] <cheezdoodle> I wish mortal kombat deadly alliance would hurry up and get out
[00:54] <WikidDawg> i'm ready for the new wwe game
[00:55] <cheezdoodle> not smackdown I hope
[00:55] <WikidDawg> that and battlebots
[00:55] <WikidDawg> yep
[00:55] <WikidDawg> smackdown SYM
[00:55] <WikidDawg> shut your mouth
[00:55] <cheezdoodle> maybe it'll be better than KYR
[00:55] <WikidDawg> smackdown has the best controls
[00:55] <cheezdoodle> cuz that one aint worth a shit
[00:55] <cheezdoodle> lol
[00:55] <cheezdoodle> it's my get drunk and play game
[00:56] <cheezdoodle> actually it's fun two players but the story thing sucks ass
[00:56] <WikidDawg> that one did suck
[00:56] <cheezdoodle> glad I only payed 15 bucks for it
[00:56] <RebelPool> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[00:56] <WikidDawg> wassup rebel
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[00:57] <cheezdoodle> the new one look like it'll be any good?
[00:57] <WikidDawg> yeah...they say they made a much better story mode
[00:57] <WikidDawg> and you can even do the draft for raw and smackdown
[00:57] <cheezdoodle> they said that about kyr too didn't they?
[00:58] <cheezdoodle> just bring it
[00:58] <cheezdoodle> i mean
[00:58] <cheezdoodle> haha
[00:58] <cheezdoodle> oops
[00:58] <cheezdoodle> wasn't one called smackdown know your role?
[00:58] <cheezdoodle> or something
[00:58] <cheezdoodle> anyways just bring it, is the one I have lol
[00:58] <WikidDawg> no...they admitted that just bring it sucked in the story mode area
[00:58] <cheezdoodle> oh
[00:59] <cheezdoodle> enhanced story mode is all it said on the back
[00:59] <WikidDawg> that was a pathetic story mode
[00:59] <cheezdoodle> I'd hate to have seen the story mode in the previous one
[00:59] <cheezdoodle> have you tried socom yet?
[00:59] <WikidDawg> believe it or not...it was better
[01:00] <WikidDawg> not yet...heard it was tight though
[01:00] <cheezdoodle> gawd that's sad then...3 matches and it's over lol
[01:00] <cheezdoodle> yeah it is
[01:00] <cheezdoodle> I'mma buy it one of these days
[01:00] <WikidDawg> lol
[01:00] <cheezdoodle> just need 60 bucks
[01:00] <cheezdoodle> lol
[01:01] <WikidDawg> i need to check it out
[01:01] <cheezdoodle> yeah
[01:01] <cheezdoodle> fun game
[01:01] <cheezdoodle> I was on my second run when I took it back
[01:01] <cheezdoodle> and was stuck on a mission for like 4 days
[01:01] <cheezdoodle> lol
[01:02] * WikidDawg puts it on his list
[01:03] <cheezdoodle> you gonna try that bmx xxx game?
[01:03] <WikidDawg> hell yeah
[01:04] <cheezdoodle> hehe
[01:04] <cheezdoodle> I think I will too when it comes out
[01:04] <WikidDawg> nothin better than naked titties in a sports game
[01:04] <WikidDawg> I hear sony may censor it for PS2 though
[01:05] <WikidDawg> they might put black bars over the tits
[01:05] <cheezdoodle> people worry about sensoring shit to damned much
[01:05] <WikidDawg> no shit
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[01:06] <WikidDawg> I figured nintendo would have been the one to censor...not sony
[01:06] <cheezdoodle> if they sensor titties, why not sensor the bloodsplattering in socom when you shoot someone
[01:06] <cheezdoodle> lol
[01:06] <cheezdoodle> n shit like that
[01:06] <WikidDawg> fuck censorship
[01:07] <cheezdoodle> yeah
[01:07] <cheezdoodle> that's what the esrb ratings are for
[01:07] <cheezdoodle> or something
[01:07] <WikidDawg> just stick to the ratings
[01:07] <cheezdoodle> yeah
[01:07] <WikidDawg> and let parents decide what their kids can play
[01:07] <cheezdoodle> yeah
[01:07] <cheezdoodle> who else is better to decide that?
[01:08] <cheezdoodle> heh
[01:08] <WikidDawg> no shit
[01:08] <cheezdoodle> I think walmart n some places aren't gonna sell it or some shit
[01:09] <WikidDawg> no surprise
[01:09] <cheezdoodle> yeah
[01:10] <WikidDawg> well..I'm gonna go crash
[01:10] <cheezdoodle> aight
[01:10] <cheezdoodle> laters ryan
[01:10] <WikidDawg> later rob
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[01:17] <cheezdoodle> night jeff if yer still alive
[01:19] <RebelPool> nite awake ones
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[01:19] <cheezdoodle> nite ang
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[07:47] <esosterica> oh my word
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[09:23] <pattyboo4ya> ssa'
[09:24] <pattyboo4ya> hi
[09:26] <pattyboo4ya> hi\
[09:26] <pattyboo4ya> uuh
[09:28] <rixs> hey patty
[09:28] <pattyboo4ya> morning pual
[09:28] <pattyboo4ya> morning paul
[09:29] <rixs> whats up?
[09:30] <pattyboo4ya> nothing
[09:30] <thework1> weee
[09:30] <pattyboo4ya> im just sitting here doing work :)
[09:30] <thework1> can i go home now and hide for a few hours
[09:31] <rixs> I wanna go home
[09:31] <thework1> i gotta stop going out during the week
[09:31] <pattyboo4ya> well go home now
[09:31] <pattyboo4ya> jus\t get up and walkk out
[09:32] <thework1> getting home at 3 and getting up at 7 is starting to get to me
[09:32] <pattyboo4ya> ok
[09:33] <pattyboo4ya> i got home at 4 on sunday but didnd't have class on monday or anything
[09:34] <pattyboo4ya> :-/
[09:35] <pattyboo4ya> was doing my job of being a slut
[09:36] *** pattyboo4ya is now known as dresses
[09:36] *** dresses is now known as Uglychick-dresses
[09:37] <rixs> I wish my job was to be a slut
[09:38] <Uglychick-dresses> ok
[09:38] <Uglychick-dresses> you want to work for me
[09:38] <Uglychick-dresses> i can have it arranged
[09:40] <rixs> does it pay well?
[09:40] <Uglychick-dresses> lol
[09:40] <Uglychick-dresses> nevermind
[09:40] <rixs> well then do I atleast get cuddle time?
[09:40] * Uglychick-dresses drinjks her blues away
[09:40] <Uglychick-dresses> yeah anything you want
[09:41] <rixs> w00t! i'm in
[09:42] <Uglychick-dresses> lol
[09:42] * Uglychick-dresses continues to get drunk in the am
[09:43] <dewey-not-here> hey
[09:43] *** dewey-not-here is now known as dewey
[09:44] <Uglychick-dresses> hi
[09:45] <Uglychick-dresses> hi dewey
[09:45] * Uglychick-dresses bites dewey
[09:47] * dewey likes it
[09:48] <Uglychick-dresses> talk to me
[09:48] <Uglychick-dresses> how is life
[09:48] <Uglychick-dresses> why you been running from me
[09:48] <dewey> r u at college?
[09:48] <dewey> shitty
[09:48] <dewey> my car broke down
[09:48] <dewey> thats hwy im not at work
[09:48] <Uglychick-dresses> yeah i am
[09:48] <Uglychick-dresses> oh that sucks
[09:48] <Uglychick-dresses> :(
[09:48] <dewey> yeah im gonan fix it when the rain lets up
[09:48] <dewey> i had to call in
[09:50] <Uglychick-dresses> ohhh
[09:50] <Uglychick-dresses> i'd could get you but im in raleigh
[09:50] <Uglychick-dresses> :(
[09:51] <dewey> yeah
[09:52] <dewey> we could go out and get drunk or sumthin
[09:52] <Uglychick-dresses> lol
[09:52] <Uglychick-dresses> sure
[09:52] <Uglychick-dresses> aren't you to young to drink!
[09:53] <dewey> arent you ?
[09:55] <Uglychick-dresses> noooo
[09:55] <Uglychick-dresses> of course not
[09:55] <Uglychick-dresses> im an old woman
[09:55] <dewey> lies
[09:55] <dewey> u said u were 20
[09:56] <Uglychick-dresses> lol i am
[09:56] <Uglychick-dresses> im just playing with you
[09:57] <dewey> uh huh
[10:00] <Uglychick-dresses> think im going to hit that shower'
[10:00] <Uglychick-dresses> bye bye
[10:01] <dewey> ok
[10:01] <dewey> bye
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[10:26] <Mr_Papageorgio> I just got back from the most wicked game of opfor
[10:33] <Uglychick-dresses> im back
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[10:35] <Uglychick6480> i guess everyone else is busy
[10:37] <rixs> sorta
[10:37] <rixs> not really
[10:37] <rixs> we just idle alot
[10:40] <Uglychick6480> oh
[10:40] <Uglychick6480> why dont' guys like me
[10:40] <Uglychick6480> an i too shy or something
[10:41] <rixs> uhh, so far as I know we don't dislike you
[10:41] <Uglychick6480> i mean in real life
[10:41] <Uglychick6480> is shyness a turn off or something
[10:41] <rixs> oh
[10:41] <rixs> *shrugs* I don't know ya in real life
[10:42] <Uglychick6480> well you're one of those people who doesnt' want to know me in real life
[10:42] <Uglychick6480> cause im always free
[10:42] <Uglychick6480> not that there is anything with not wanting to know me in person
[10:43] <rixs> why do you say I don't wanna know you in real life?
[10:43] <Uglychick6480> i think im about to be very depressed
[10:43] <Uglychick6480> becuse i mean ive offered and you'll never wreally give me an answer
[10:43] <Uglychick6480> just laugh at me or someething
[10:43] <rixs> you have?
[10:44] <Uglychick6480> i have a test tommorow
[10:44] <Uglychick6480> im to depressed to study i think i'll go to favorite resteraunt and pig out or something
[10:44] <rixs> ok
[10:46] <Uglychick6480> :)
[10:47] * Uglychick6480 lstens to remy shand and drinks some more
[10:58] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> http://whatwouldjesusdrive.org/
[10:59] <OsamaBinSpazzz> that's an easy question
[10:59] <OsamaBinSpazzz> jesus would drive a vw microbus
[11:00] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> lol with fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror and carpet on the dash with balls
[11:01] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> and he would have to have a bobling jesus on the dashboard too
[11:01] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yup
[11:02] <Uglychick6480> blah
[11:02] <Uglychick6480> my roomate thinks im a weird cause i listen to countrymusic
[11:03] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> your weird, for other reasons im sure
[11:03] <Uglychick6480> i kniw
[11:03] <Uglychick6480> :)
[11:04] <Uglychick6480> i just like country music witha calaypso beat
[11:07] <Uglychick6480> im depressed i hvae a reason to listen to country music
[11:09] <thework1> no he'd have one of these on his dash
[11:09] <thework1> http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html
[11:11] * Uglychick6480 bited thework1
[11:14] <Uglychick6480> rixs do you like taller women/
[11:14] <rixs> how tall?
[11:14] <Uglychick6480> taller than you
[11:15] <rixs> my last girlfriend was taller then me
[11:15] <Uglychick6480> cool
[11:15] <Uglychick6480> what was her height
[11:15] <rixs> she was like 5'9" or so
[11:15] <Uglychick6480> oh
[11:16] <OsamaBinSpazzz> paul Tattoo from Fantasy Island is taller than you :-P
[11:16] <Uglychick6480> how tall are you OsamaBinSpazzz
[11:16] <rixs> I don't really think you're much taller then me jeff
[11:16] <OsamaBinSpazzz> 5'10"
[11:16] <Uglychick6480> oh
[11:16] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> http://www.wral.com/automotive/1780748/detail.html
[11:17] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> maybe he would have one of these
[11:17] <OsamaBinSpazzz> or maybe 5'11"....something like that
[11:17] <Uglychick6480> i know alot of 5'10 white guys
[11:17] <rixs> jeff isn't 5"10
[11:17] <rixs> jeff isn't 5'10"
[11:17] <rixs> you so lie
[11:17] <OsamaBinSpazzz> lol
[11:17] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yeah i think 5'10" is an "average" height for a white guy or something
[11:17] <Uglychick6480> yeah
[11:18] <Uglychick6480> seems that way
[11:18] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> and 5" is the average penis size for a white guy
[11:18] <Uglychick6480> really
[11:18] <Uglychick6480> every white guy i've fucked has be bigger than that
[11:18] <Uglychick6480> i mean nevermind
[11:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> well i'm above avg in that dept :-P
[11:18] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> sure they did a study somewhere sometime
[11:19] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> lol
[11:19] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> how many white guys have u fucked?
[11:19] <OsamaBinSpazzz> my gf tells me that the avg white guy's penis is between 4" 5"...damn 4" is a short fucking dick
[11:19] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> no doubt
[11:19] <rixs> why were you asking if I like tall girls patty?
[11:19] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> thats like half a dick
[11:19] <Uglychick6480> i just wanted to know why you didn't like me
[11:20] <Uglychick6480> V|k|ngB|00d\ust i'vr only been with 2
[11:20] <Uglychick6480> errrr
[11:20] <OsamaBinSpazzz> white guy pulls out his 4"...girl goes "who the fuck do you expect to please with that?" white guy says "me, bitch"
[11:20] <Uglychick6480> yesh
[11:20] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> u cant base a survey on just 2
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[11:20] <Uglychick6480> trrue
[11:20] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> nic nic nic
[11:21] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> u came in on the dick size convo
[11:21] <Uglychick6480> they were freaks of nature
[11:21] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> what timing
[11:21] <OsamaBinSpazzz> and lookie, firegrl shows up just as we're talking about penis sizes
[11:21] <rixs> patty, I don't know why you keep saying I don't like you
[11:21] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> lmao
[11:21] <rixs> besides, I thought you were shorter then me anyway
[11:21] <Uglychick6480> i am shorter
[11:21] <Uglychick6480> darn it
[11:21] <rixs> thats what I thought
[11:21] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> how short are u shorty?
[11:21] <Uglychick6480> so that explains why you don't like me short girl
[11:21] <Uglychick6480> who is shorty
[11:21] <rixs> actually I gotta thing for short girls
[11:21] <Uglychick6480> im 5'10 of course
[11:22] <OsamaBinSpazzz> really patty? i was thinking you wre like 6' or something
[11:22] <firegrl> who woulda thought
[11:22] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> 5'10" is tall
[11:22] <Uglychick6480> noo
[11:22] <Sweet_Robin> jeff .. your gf has been with the wrong white guys
[11:22] <Sweet_Robin> im 5'10
[11:22] <Uglychick6480> 5'4 and a half
[11:22] <Uglychick6480> around there
[11:22] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> dang your small
[11:22] <OsamaBinSpazzz> Sweet_Robin: well i don't know if that was based on personal observation or not
[11:23] <Uglychick6480> i was lying about the 5'10
[11:23] <firegrl> we talking about jeff's funny penis?
[11:23] <Sweet_Robin> oh ok
[11:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yeah we're talking about my itty bitty peepee, nic
[11:23] <Sweet_Robin> jeff has funny penus? I wouldnt know havent seen it
[11:23] <firegrl> it tells jokes and everything, steph
[11:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> Sweet_Robin: yeah it's funny....it tells jokes
[11:23] <Uglychick6480> i want a bf with a alittle peepee
[11:23] <Sweet_Robin> lol
[11:23] <Sweet_Robin> im scared to ask
[11:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> it's favorite one is "a baby seal walks into a club...."
[11:24] <Uglychick6480> lol
[11:24] <Sweet_Robin> rofl
[11:24] * firegrl winks at jeff
[11:24] * OsamaBinSpazzz returns the wink
[11:24] <Sweet_Robin> ive known you so long .. but the thought of discussing your penis makes me a little queezy jeff
[11:24] <OsamaBinSpazzz> lol steff
[11:24] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> lol
[11:24] <Sweet_Robin> no offense
[11:25] <firegrl> i had a whole collage
[11:25] * Uglychick6480 sings
[11:25] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> jeff come over
[11:25] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> so we can see what we are talknig about
[11:25] <firegrl> but some nc singles men got a lil pissed off
[11:25] <firegrl> so i deleted it
[11:25] <Sweet_Robin> you had a collage?
[11:25] <Sweet_Robin> LOL
[11:25] <Sweet_Robin> oh god
[11:25] <Sweet_Robin> hehe
[11:25] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> yeah baby i showed it to you
[11:25] <firegrl> yea .. it was called The Men of NC Singles
[11:25] * OsamaBinSpazzz states just for the record that his was not part of that collage
[11:25] <firegrl> that is correct
[11:26] <Uglychick6480> i want a man collage
[11:26] <firegrl> ive only seen jeff's in person .. not in jpg format
[11:26] <Sweet_Robin> as long as my husband's penis wasnt on there .. i have no problem with that
[11:26] <Uglychick6480> lol
[11:26] <firegrl> i woulda added him if i had a pic
[11:26] <firegrl> but i dont
[11:26] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> my penis is so huge
[11:26] <firegrl> and thats perfectly fine
[11:26] <firegrl> :)
[11:26] <Uglychick6480> man penisies on display
[11:26] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> its aLL OVER THE CHANNEL
[11:26] <Sweet_Robin> yea thats what i am saying . he better not have any pics
[11:27] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> im surprized u can type or see the screen baby
[11:27] * firegrl nods
[11:27] * Uglychick6480 looks at V|k|ngB|00d\ust
[11:27] <firegrl> you keep him in check
[11:27] * OsamaBinSpazzz has a little peepee
[11:27] * rixs goes and gets a glass of water
[11:27] <Sweet_Robin> well he knows where hes got it good
[11:27] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> me too jeff
[11:27] <rixs> I have a detachable peepee
[11:27] <rixs> theres a song about it and all
[11:27] <Uglychick6480> i have one too rixs
[11:27] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> im lucky steff puts up with it
[11:27] <Uglychick6480> it's my best friend
[11:28] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> just one?
[11:29] <firegrl> its is bob?
[11:29] * OsamaBinSpazzz surfs porn
[11:29] <firegrl> Battery Operated Bf
[11:30] <Uglychick6480> i only need one man
[11:30] <rixs> I only need one woman
[11:30] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> who?
[11:30] <rixs> some clones of her are always nice
[11:31] <rixs> but I think that still techically only counts as one woman
[11:31] <rixs> anyway, I'mma take an early lunch
[11:31] *** rixs is now known as rixs[lunch]
[11:33] <Uglychick6480> addddd
[11:33] <Uglychick6480> my leg is sleep
[11:33] <Uglychick6480> bye
[11:35] <firegrl> poor rixo
[11:35] <firegrl> such a hard live
[11:35] <firegrl> grr life
[11:35] <Uglychick6480> really?
[11:35] <firegrl> sorry
[11:35] <firegrl> i forgot to imply sarcasm
[11:36] <Uglychick6480> lol
[11:37] <Uglychick6480> i have to go turn in my antr paper
[11:37] <Uglychick6480> :-/
[11:37] <firegrl> i gotta grade speeches!!!
[11:37] <firegrl> *this* (points to the damn internet) is why im so slow grading
[11:37] <Uglychick6480> lol
[11:41] <firegrl> dont tell ash that though, im trying hard!!
[11:41] <OsamaBinSpazzz> the internet is evil
[11:41] <Uglychick6480> lol i won't
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[11:49] <usagirl22> hi
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[13:17] <thework1> wee
[13:21] <rixs> n shit
[13:21] <rixs> hey stephen
[13:21] <rixs> check out this burner I just ordered
[13:21] <rixs> http://www.tomshardware.com/storage/02q3/020927/index.html
[13:24] <thework1> doobe doo waiting for slow puter to start browser
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[13:26] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Jazzy_Jeff
[13:28] <thework1> hmm
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[13:28] <PsyCh0tiK> w00t
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[13:29] <thework1> oo you can tatoo the discs
[13:29] <thework1> thats usefull i guess
[13:29] <rixs> not really
[13:30] <rixs> kinda cool though
[13:30] <PsyCh0tiK> hey pual
[13:30] <rixs> 44X burn, brings it to a little over 2 minutes
[13:30] <PsyCh0tiK> s/pual/paul
[13:30] <rixs> and a 24X burn
[13:30] <rixs> err, 24 rewrite
[13:30] <rixs> hey john
[13:30] <thework1> hmm now if you could get double sided cds you coudl use this to label them with
[13:31] <thework1> that'd be cool
[13:31] <rixs> yeah, except you'd have to lable in two shades of one color
[13:34] <PsyCh0tiK> bbl
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[13:37] <rixs> wb usa
[13:37] <usagirl22> hi rixs
[13:39] * thework1 pounces andrea
[13:39] <thework1> wassup chica
[13:40] <thework1> hmm must have caused her to have some good old cardiac arrest or something
[13:40] <usagirl22> :P
[13:40] <thework1> <- feeling especially articulate today
[13:40] <usagirl22> sorry, i'm eating lunch
[13:40] <thework1> me too but i'm good at typing one handed
[13:41] <usagirl22> i'm not
[13:41] <thework1> ahh
[13:41] <usagirl22> so what's up
[13:42] <thework1> chlling out till i figure out if i got some reports done right for the invoice girl
[13:43] <usagirl22> invoice girl, eh?
[13:43] <thework1> well invoice/order/accounts recievable
[13:43] <thework1> and she's the same age as mom
[13:43] <thework1> :(
[13:44] <thework1> need some hawt chick to set up front and answer the phones
[13:44] <usagirl22> hehe
[13:44] <thework1> only deceant looking person in the company is the office manager for the edenton mill
[13:45] <rixs> and his name is Big Jimmy
[13:45] <usagirl22> is he hot?
[13:46] <thework1> she's blonde with nice titties
[13:47] <usagirl22> oh heh
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[13:53] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v BlazingStar
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[14:14] <thework1> weeeee
[14:14] <rixs> not really working 1
[14:15] <thework1> well realy working but not hard
[14:15] <OsamaBinSpazzz> pretendingtowork1
[14:15] <thework1> there ya go spazz
[14:15] <thework1> hey rixs what you doing sat nite
[14:15] <thework1> <-- wants to get group to go to karaoke
[14:15] <rixs> don't know
[14:16] <thework1> it be fun
[14:16] <rixs> I don't really do karaoke
[14:16] <thework1> free pepsi for all dd types
[14:16] <rixs> frikkin yay?
[14:16] <thework1> yepper
[14:16] <thework1> s
[14:16] <rixs> I don't really drink colas
[14:17] <thework1> hmm well :P
[14:17] <rixs> I also don't really sing
[14:17] <rixs> nor enjoy watching drunk people sing
[14:17] <rixs> thus, it's probably not gonna work out for me dude
[14:17] <rixs> sorry yo
[14:18] <thework1> darn
[14:18] <thework1> oh well
[14:23] <rixs> channel is really dead today
[14:26] <thework1> yeppers
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[14:29] <thework1> then that rusty guy pops in and busts it all
[14:29] <rixs> I hate him
[14:30] <thework1> what did he forget to lube up last time
[14:30] <rixs> I just want to set him on fire
[14:30] <rixs> and he keeps running away
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[14:35] <usagirl22> there are ANTS in my office
[14:35] <rixs> tis john
[14:35] <rixs> I wonder what OS he uses
[14:35] <PsyCh0tiK> ms-dos 6.0
[14:35] <rixs> thats better then aunts in your pants
[14:35] * OsamaBinSpazzz uses CP/M
[14:35] <thework1> liar it's dr. dos and you just don't want to admit it
[14:35] <usagirl22> gross
[14:36] <rixs> exactally
[14:36] <PsyCh0tiK> ya'll can kiss my penguin-lovin ass.
[14:36] <thework1> or he's written his on nlm bases irc client and does it form netware somehow
[14:36] <OsamaBinSpazzz> penguin-humpin ass?
[14:36] * OsamaBinSpazzz ducks and covers
[14:37] <thework1> so he can look leet circa 1995
[14:37] <rixs> you should go out more often stephen
[14:38] <OsamaBinSpazzz> i wonder if anybody has ever written an netware IRC client...i've seen em for everything else...including MSDOS
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[14:38] <OsamaBinSpazzz> i've IRCd from a MSDOS 5 machine before
[14:42] <PsyCh0tiK> w00
[14:42] <PsyCh0tiK> bet you every fuckin one of em is still lagged as fuck.
[14:43] <thework1> yep
[14:45] <usagirl22> i'm not
[14:45] <rixs> lets have a channel party at usa's place
[14:45] <usagirl22> haha
[14:45] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[14:45] <usagirl22> funny
[14:46] <PsyCh0tiK> if you do, hide the cheese...paul -really- likes cheese.
[14:46] <rixs> we still need a movie night damn it
[14:46] <rixs> wtf, why ya gotta warn her?
[14:46] <PsyCh0tiK> i'm doing a service to the community.
[14:46] * rixs has you elected president
[14:46] <rixs> err... I mean shot
[14:47] <PsyCh0tiK> hahaha
[14:47] <rixs> damn typos
[14:49] * BlazingStar kicks john 'n hrmf's at him
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> --- Ping reply from Mr_Papageorgio : 345.26 second(s)
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> --- Ping reply from BlazingStar : 345.31 second(s)
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> --- Ping reply from vuduchile : 345.36 second(s)
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> --- Ping reply from OsamaBinSpazzz : 345.35 second(s)
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> --- Ping reply from _QuePasa_ : 345.32 second(s)
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> --- Ping reply from toneySC : 345.35 second(s)
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> --- Ping reply from Jazzy_Jeff : 345.38 second(s)
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> --- Ping reply from Bin_Shady : 345.59 second(s)
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> --- Ping reply from cheezdoodle : 345.59 second(s)
[14:51] <PsyCh0tiK> wooooooooooo
[14:51] <cheezdoodle> hey John!
[14:52] * cheezdoodle beings the wait for 345.59 seconds for the reply
[14:52] <rixs> john if you wern't the president I'd have you shot
[14:52] <usagirl22> wow
[14:53] <PsyCh0tiK> i'm the president?
[14:53] * PsyCh0tiK orders the justice department to go after all the monopolistic bastards in corporate america and put every one of their greedy asses in jail.
[14:54] * PsyCh0tiK signs Topless Tuesday into law
[14:54] <rixs> yes!
[14:54] <cheezdoodle> YAY!
[14:54] <cheezdoodle> go John!
[14:55] * rixs chants, topless tuesdays, topless tuesday, topless tuesdays
[14:55] * PsyCh0tiK has paul deported
[14:55] * PsyCh0tiK blows sarah a kiss, which she won't get for another 345 seconds.
[14:55] * rixs has john shot even though he's the president
[14:56] <cheezdoodle> ooh an assasination
[14:56] * cheezdoodle gets the popcorn
[14:56] <PsyCh0tiK> hahaha
[14:56] <usagirl22> i just found a hair in my lunch
[14:57] <Jazzy_Jeff> pubic?
[14:57] <PsyCh0tiK> protein. it's good for ya.
[14:57] <rixs> hair isn't made of protine
[14:57] <rixs> thats cockroaches
[14:57] <PsyCh0tiK> lol
[14:57] <usagirl22> ants have protein too
[14:58] <usagirl22> maybe i should eat them
[14:58] <rixs> this is true
[14:58] <cheezdoodle> come on over andrea, I have some protien for ya
[15:00] <PsyCh0tiK> i hear that chocolate covered ants are quite tasty.
[15:00] <usagirl22> ick
[15:00] <PsyCh0tiK> i wouldn't know, though.
[15:00] <PsyCh0tiK> ask paul...he'd probably knwo
[15:00] <PsyCh0tiK> s/knwo/know
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[15:02] <rixs> only if they're recently dead
[15:02] <rixs> stale ants suck
[15:02] <PsyCh0tiK> lol
[15:04] * PsyCh0tiK laughs at rob's obvious lag-ness
[15:06] <usagirl22> ew
[15:06] * cheezdoodle laughs at John's 6 and a half minute lag
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[15:17] <TripleHache> hey all
[15:18] <PsyCh0tiK> hahahaha
[15:19] <PsyCh0tiK> that's right punk. run and hide
[15:22] <usagirl22> ?
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[15:33] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v Ambie_NC
[15:33] <TripleHache> i'm tired of that ping/pong on my status heh
[15:35] <Ambie_NC> hey ppl!!
[15:35] <TripleHache> hey
[15:36] <Ambie_NC> how are ya?
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[15:36] <TripleHache> fine & yourself?
[15:37] <PsyCh0tiK> tammy!!!
[15:37] <Ambie_NC> John!!
[15:38] <Ambie_NC> oh im alright... just lovely..
[15:38] <Ambie_NC> bored out of my mind!
[15:38] <TripleHache> me2
[15:38] <Ambie_NC> =)
[15:39] <TripleHache> maybe i'll go to bangedup.com for some amusement heh
[15:39] <rixs> hey tammy =)
[15:39] <Ambie_NC> PAUL!
[15:39] * PsyCh0tiK hugs tammy
[15:39] *** usagirl22 is now known as TelemastersMom
[15:39] <Ambie_NC> hey buddy..
[15:39] * Ambie_NC hugs John.. see i dont hate u...lol
[15:41] * thework1 pounces tammy
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[15:41] <Ambie_NC> lol
[15:41] <Ambie_NC> thanks..
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[15:43] <rixs> whats up tammy
[15:43] <rixs> ?
[15:43] <Ambie_NC> not to much.. what areu doing!?
[15:43] <rixs> hmmm, mucho lag
[15:43] <Ambie_NC> how bad?
[15:44] <TripleHache> jade is ok on lag
[15:44] <Ambie_NC> brb
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[15:45] <rixs> 107 seconds
[15:45] <rixs> I'm just sitting here at work
[15:45] <TripleHache> she left
[15:46] <rixs> nah, jade tends to give the most netlag
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[15:47] <thework1> she just poped in to as me directions anyway
[15:47] <TripleHache> i got 0 on my last ping
[15:47] <thework1> ;)
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[15:48] <Ambie_NC> ok... now how bad is it??
[15:48] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v Ambie_NC
[15:49] <thework1> *sniff sniff* ... smells ok to me
[15:49] <rixs> wb ambie
[15:49] <Ambie_NC> haha... real funny..lol
[15:49] <rixs> nope
[15:49] <rixs> 1 sec lag
[15:49] <Ambie_NC> thanks paul
[15:49] <colardo--> any hot chicks in here
[15:49] <TripleHache> [Ambie_NC PING reply]: 30 secs
[15:50] * rixs dresses Mr_Papageorgio up like a woman and sets her on fire
[15:50] <rixs> thats cuze you on jade triple
[15:50] <rixs> jade has netlag like a bitch
[15:50] <TripleHache> [TripleHache PING reply]: 1 sec
[15:51] <rixs> yeah, I said netlag
[15:51] <rixs> theres lag between diffrent servers
[15:51] <rixs> jade is real bad about that
[15:51] <TripleHache> ok your right i'm wrong
[15:52] <Ambie_NC> Paul.. what are u doing Friday??
[15:52] <rixs> I don't know
[15:52] <rixs> but you're like the 4th person to ask me that
[15:52] <rixs> why?
[15:52] <cheezdoodle> paul come visit me
[15:52] <cheezdoodle> and bring tammy
[15:52] <cheezdoodle> and her fiend vicki
[15:52] <cheezdoodle> :P
[15:53] <rixs> whose vicki?
[15:53] <rixs> besides, you always try and avoid me rob
[15:53] <Ambie_NC> Vicki is to stuck up her brothers ass ta go any where withm e
[15:53] <cheezdoodle> you smell funny though paul, that's why
[15:53] <cheezdoodle> lol
[15:53] <Ambie_NC> he does not..lol
[15:53] <cheezdoodle> I woulda thought she'd be stuck up her man's ass if anywhere
[15:53] <Ambie_NC> u are so mean
[15:53] <cheezdoodle> lol
[15:53] <cheezdoodle> he told me I look like fozzy :(
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[15:55] <Ambie_NC> nah.. its her brothers now that me and him arent together any more
[15:55] <cheezdoodle> oooh
[15:55] <cheezdoodle> isn't that illegal?
[15:55] <Ambie_NC> lol
[15:55] <rixs> not if WV
[15:56] <cheezdoodle> how long has shee been with what's his face now?
[15:57] <Ambie_NC> oh.. over a year..
[15:58] <cheezdoodle> wow
[15:58] <Ambie_NC> yea... its stupid..
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[15:58] <cheezdoodle> why stupid?
[15:59] <Ambie_NC> b/c she puts up with his ass and if it was me i would have killed him a long time ago
[16:00] <cheezdoodle> oh
[16:00] <cheezdoodle> haha
[16:02] * WikidDawg dies
[16:03] * cheezdoodle pee's on ryan['s dead body
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[16:04] <Uglychick6480> hi
[16:04] * WikidDawg kicks rob in the fuckin head
[16:04] <TripleHache> hey UC
[16:04] <WikidDawg> wassup uglychick
[16:05] * cheezdoodle cries like a bitch and runs to his mommy
[16:05] <Uglychick6480> how are you doing
[16:05] <Uglychick6480> triplehache
[16:05] <Uglychick6480> wikid
[16:05] <cheezdoodle> hey patty
[16:05] * WikidDawg butt rapes rob
[16:05] * WikidDawg is just lovely
[16:05] *** usagirl22lovesherjob is now known as usagirl22
[16:05] <Uglychick6480> hello cheezdoodle
[16:05] <TripleHache> lol cheez no thats what Nate does
[16:05] <Uglychick6480> ;)
[16:06] * cheezdoodle runs to the church
[16:06] <cheezdoodle> ack, wait...
[16:06] * cheezdoodle turns around and runs away from the church
[16:06] * WikidDawg burns rob in his church
[16:06] * WikidDawg gets molested by a priest on his way out
[16:07] <TripleHache> lol
[16:07] <cheezdoodle> hehe
[16:07] * WikidDawg pulls the rosary out of his ass and hands it back to the nice priest
[16:07] <rixs> kinky
[16:08] <WikidDawg> kinky like robs nut hair
[16:08] <TripleHache> ok that was just WRONG lol
[16:08] <WikidDawg> nothing is sacred to me
[16:08] <cheezdoodle> lmao ryan
[16:08] <Ambie_NC> EEWWWWW!!!
[16:09] <WikidDawg> now that i have offended and grossed people out...how is everyone?
[16:09] <cheezdoodle> I'm amused now, you?
[16:09] <rixs> I'm ceriousely arroused
[16:09] <rixs> how bout you?
[16:09] * WikidDawg is quite giddy
[16:10] * WikidDawg looks at rixs and dangles a rosary in front of him *wink*
[16:10] * rixs humps your leg like a rabid sheep with no legs
[16:10] <WikidDawg> lol
[16:10] * WikidDawg shaves rixs wool off and stuffs it down his pants
[16:10] * cheezdoodle finishes off the last of legs and burps
[16:10] <rixs> no no
[16:10] <rixs> your is like the rabid sheep with no leg
[16:11] <rixs> I'm not like the rabid sheep with no legs
[16:11] <WikidDawg> oops...then what did I just stuff down my pants???
[16:12] <TripleHache> what color was it heh
[16:12] <WikidDawg> pink
[16:13] * WikidDawg throws a used pocket pussy at rob
[16:13] <TripleHache> ummm i dunno then
[16:13] * cheezdoodle sniffs it
[16:13] * WikidDawg makes rob eat it
[16:14] <cheezdoodle> but..but..it's bloody!
[16:14] <WikidDawg> sorry...my herpes were acting up when I used it
[16:15] <cheezdoodle> ooh
[16:15] * cheezdoodle gives it to paul
[16:16] * WikidDawg "gives it" to rob
[16:16] <WikidDawg> <-----8
[16:16] * cheezdoodle becomes a new man
[16:17] * WikidDawg looks at rob with a new found respect and loyalty
[16:17] * WikidDawg swears fealty to rob
[16:18] * cheezdoodle makes ryan his #1
[16:19] * cheezdoodle looks for more loyal followers
[16:19] * WikidDawg wants to be your #2 rob
[16:19] * cheezdoodle makes ryan his #2 instead
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[16:19] * WikidDawg humps his own leg
[16:20] <cheezdoodle> craig be my #3
[16:20] <Ki||eRK|oWn> ok?
[16:20] <cheezdoodle> sup craig?
[16:21] <Ki||eRK|oWn> just cleaned up shit.. from a bathroom... *bleh*
[16:21] <Ambie_NC> u mean he's still alive! holy shit..lol
[16:21] <rixs> shit in a bathroom?
[16:21] <cheezdoodle> eww
[16:21] <rixs> wow...
[16:21] <rixs> thats a trick we'll have to teach rob
[16:22] <Ki||eRK|oWn> yeah I'm alive.. barely.. bleh.
[16:22] * WikidDawg takes away robs pull-ups
[16:22] <Ki||eRK|oWn> the guy I used to live with.. shit all over the bathroom.. *cough* again.
[16:22] <Ki||eRK|oWn> reminds me.. brb
[16:22] <rixs> I'd stop inviting them over
[16:22] <rixs> "no... thats a bath tub... not a communial toliot"
[16:23] <thework1> do him like you'd do a dog shove his nose in it till he is about to choke on it and he won't do it again
[16:23] <Ki||eRK|oWn> no no.. he can't help it... the meds he's on makes him a bit um.. unregular?
[16:23] <Ki||eRK|oWn> and I'm at his house.
[16:24] <WikidDawg> and you are cleaning up his bathroom?
[16:24] <WikidDawg> you are either very nice...or a sucka
[16:24] <Ki||eRK|oWn> yeah, he was good enough to lemme stay at his place when everyone I knew here backed out on me at the last minute.. I think I can occassionally swing by and clean up the shit.
[16:24] <Ambie_NC> its tha last one...lol
[16:25] <rixs> donate depends?
[16:26] <Ki||eRK|oWn> nah..
[16:26] * Mr_Papageorgio horrifically murders paul
[16:27] * rixs shoves you into Judge Judy's Uterus
[16:28] <Ambie_NC> ewww
[16:28] <Uglychick6480> cheezdoodle
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[16:29] <Ki||eRK|oWn> I need some booty... tomorrows the g/f's bday...
[16:29] <Ki||eRK|oWn> guess I should do something nice aye?
[16:29] <Uglychick6480> yeah
[16:29] <Uglychick6480> duh
[16:30] <Ki||eRK|oWn> I'm gonna buy her a vacuum cleaner.
[16:30] <Uglychick6480> nice
[16:30] <thework1> buy her a strapon and bring over your mistress and a videocamera?
[16:30] <Ki||eRK|oWn> I know I know. :D
[16:30] <Ki||eRK|oWn> *rubs his chin*
[16:30] <Ki||eRK|oWn> that might not go as well as we'd plan thework1
[16:31] <Uglychick6480> i just got sime lingerie from fredricks of holloywood
[16:31] <Ki||eRK|oWn> really? wanna be my mistress?
[16:31] <Ambie_NC> Craig.. thats mean.. she was all sweet to u on ur birthday... u ass!
[16:31] <Ambie_NC> lol
[16:31] <Ki||eRK|oWn> hehe..
[16:31] <Ki||eRK|oWn> yeah I know.. but I'm an ass.. I have to be true to thyself
[16:31] <Ki||eRK|oWn> heh
[16:32] <Ki||eRK|oWn> speaking of being an ass.. where the fuck is Jazzy_Jeff
[16:32] <Ambie_NC> hey.. i thought i was gonna be ur mistress..=(
[16:32] <Ambie_NC> u trader
[16:32] <rixs> are you cheating on your misstress craig?
[16:32] <Uglychick6480> you should get her something like lingerie
[16:32] <thework1> who says he has to have just one
[16:32] <Ambie_NC> well yea.. he just admitted it!
[16:32] <Ki||eRK|oWn> rixs: technically no I'm not..
[16:32] <Ki||eRK|oWn> Ambie_NC: stand in line sweetheart.
[16:33] <rixs> if you ask me, there ain't nothing like birthday head
[16:33] <Ki||eRK|oWn> thework1: I like how you think, just keep that shit on the low.
[16:33] <rixs> except maybe chunakka head
[16:33] <Ambie_NC> oh hell no.. im not standing in line.. i was suppose ta be first
[16:33] <Ambie_NC> u bitch!
[16:33] <Ki||eRK|oWn> lol Ambie_NC: trust me.. I've got some awesome chicks ready for the rebound lmao.
[16:34] <thework1> hmm can we get a titpoping catfight going on
[16:34] <thework1> go to sams and get some gallon tubs of pudding jsut to make it more interesting
[16:34] <Ambie_NC> i feel so violated.. and unloved! =(
[16:34] <Ki||eRK|oWn> werd.. I got the 5 gallon drum of chocolate pudding waiting for just that thework1:
[16:34] <rixs> I still love ya tammy
[16:35] <Ki||eRK|oWn> Ambie_NC: just come over and give me head.... and you'll experience some love
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[16:35] <Ambie_NC> im glad somebody does!
[16:35] <Ambie_NC> Craig... bite me.. aight! ...lol
[16:36] *** thework1 is now known as theother1
[16:36] <Ki||eRK|oWn> bite you? hell no.. I'm not putting my mouth on you ;D
[16:36] * cheezdoodle bites tammy in craigs place
[16:36] <Ambie_NC> act like i have cooties or something ... my god! lol
[16:36] * Arrgh2 watches as cheezdoodle gets rabies...
[16:36] * cheezdoodle bites Arrgh2 next
[16:36] * rixs hits rob with the cattle prod
[16:37] <Ambie_NC> thanks Robert..=)
[16:37] * Arrgh2 watches cheezdoodle gets aids...
[16:37] * cheezdoodle bites paul and gives him rabies and aids
[16:37] * cheezdoodle dies
[16:37] <cheezdoodle> welcome tammy
[16:37] <Ambie_NC> hey hey.. watch it.. i dont have aids...
[16:37] <Ambie_NC> or rabies
[16:38] <Ki||eRK|oWn> Ambie_NC: I don't either..
[16:38] <Ambie_NC> ok.. and ur point?
[16:38] <theother1> your still gloving it craig get over it
[16:39] <Ki||eRK|oWn> gloving it?
[16:39] <Mr_Papageorgio> I smell a michael jackson referance
[16:39] * rixs is glad rob only bit the clone Paul
[16:39] <TripleHache> lol
[16:39] <theother1> hmm gloving, wrapping, rubberizing, sheath it ....
[16:40] * rixs melts the rabid AIDs infested clone down and throws away the material
[16:40] * Mr_Papageorgio recycles it
[16:40] * theother1 hates it when a oneliner crashes and burns
[16:40] * Mr_Papageorgio makes another clone of paul trained to murder the original and take his place
[16:41] <usagirl22> by eall
[16:41] <usagirl22> bye all i mean :)
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[16:41] * rixs watches the infected clone turn and maul rusty thus infecting rusty
[16:41] * Mr_Papageorgio right.
[16:41] * rixs takes the clone out with a posions dart from a safe distance and a position thats well hidden
[16:42] * Mr_Papageorgio lazes paul from a safe distance and calls in an air strike
[16:42] *** Mr_Papageorgio is now known as Mr_P-shower
[16:42] * rixs uses another lazer and paints rusty with it
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[16:42] <PsyCh0tiK> w00t
[16:42] <Mr_P-shower> fortunately I have the correct laser designator.
[16:43] <theother1> 00
[16:43] <rixs> no, mine is frequency matched
[16:43] * Mr_P-shower watches paul die a firey death
[16:43] * rixs haunts rusty from death
[16:43] * Mr_P-shower laughs.
[16:44] * rixs makes rusty's love for N`sync public
[16:44] <PsyCh0tiK> we got n'suck lovers in here?
[16:44] <rixs> yeah, Mr-P
[16:44] <rixs> he's peeing in the shower
[16:44] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[16:44] <rixs> err
[16:44] <rixs> actually
[16:44] <rixs> he's taking a shower in pee
[16:44] <rixs> golden showers
[16:44] <theother1> look paul noone needs to know about rustys poster of justin with the dildo stuck to it
[16:44] <rixs> rusty is so narsty
[16:45] <TripleHache> nsync rules...NOT
[16:45] * rixs notices stephen's IP on the web log numerouse times
[16:45] <PsyCh0tiK> those two words just do not belong together under any circumstances
[16:45] <PsyCh0tiK> n'sync and rules, that is.
[16:45] <TripleHache> rofl
[16:46] <rixs> I don't know
[16:46] <rixs> I could see the setence "the rules clearly indicate that N`sync should be thrown in a firey pit of death"
[16:46] <rixs> sentence
[16:46] <PsyCh0tiK> ok...this is true
[16:46] <TripleHache> lol rixs thats what i meant to say lol
[16:47] <rixs> I know, bad typo
[16:47] <PsyCh0tiK> yeah. what he said.
[16:47] <TripleHache> REAL bad heh
[16:49] <rixs> bye
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[16:49] * PsyCh0tiK pokes Tammy
[16:51] <Ambie_NC> what?
[16:51] <PsyCh0tiK> nothing
[16:51] <Ambie_NC> oh..ok
[16:52] * PsyCh0tiK shrugs
[16:52] <Ambie_NC> im so bored...
[16:52] <PsyCh0tiK> so let's go to the olive garden
[16:52] * PsyCh0tiK chuckles
[16:52] <Ambie_NC> im not going out in public like this!
[16:53] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[16:53] * TripleHache moons Ambie
[16:53] <PsyCh0tiK> c'mon, it'll be fun. If yer cool you'll do it!
[16:53] <Ambie_NC> if im kool? yea ok
[16:53] <Ambie_NC> lol
[16:54] <Ambie_NC> how kool was it ta go to the damn waffle house at 1in the morning...lol
[16:54] <Ambie_NC> i did that !
[16:54] <PsyCh0tiK> that was cool!
[16:54] <PsyCh0tiK> lol
[16:54] <Ambie_NC> lol
[16:55] <PsyCh0tiK> see, you've already established a pattern. lol
[16:55] <PsyCh0tiK> you can't stop now.
[16:55] <Ambie_NC> it wasnt kool considering the one we went to!
[16:55] <PsyCh0tiK> oh...details :P
[16:55] <PsyCh0tiK> you didn't get shot, did you?
[16:55] <PsyCh0tiK> no harm, no foul.
[16:55] <PsyCh0tiK> c'monnnnnnnnn you know you can't resist those breadsticks :P
[16:56] <Ambie_NC> i didnt get shot b/c there wasnt anybody there hardly!
[16:56] <PsyCh0tiK> lol
[16:56] <PsyCh0tiK> see? there ya go.
[16:56] <PsyCh0tiK> my point exaclty
[16:56] <PsyCh0tiK> s/exaclty/exactly
[16:56] <cheezdoodle> I'll go to olive garden with ya john
[16:56] * cheezdoodle winks at john
[16:56] <cheezdoodle> :P
[16:56] <TripleHache> thats the best time to go when nobody is there
[16:56] <PsyCh0tiK> lol rob
[16:57] <Ambie_NC> well.. the reason for no one being there is b/c somebody was SHOT there..lol
[16:57] <Ambie_NC> not long ago!
[16:57] <PsyCh0tiK> oh bah
[16:57] <TripleHache> oh ooops thats not good then
[16:57] <cheezdoodle> shot, shmot
[16:57] <Ambie_NC> u dont believe me... but i know so..lol
[16:57] <PsyCh0tiK> my point is...you didn't get shot. your fears are irrational.
[16:57] <cheezdoodle> people got shot here a couple years ago, but people are still here :P
[16:58] <cheezdoodle> course if I had to walk around here at night I wouldn't do it unarmed..but still
[16:58] <cheezdoodle> lol
[16:58] <TripleHache> wear a bullseye tshirt like they sell on tshirthell.com lol
[16:58] <cheezdoodle> lol
[16:59] <PsyCh0tiK> outlaw life. hug a sniper.
[16:59] <TripleHache> they have some sick shirts on that site heh
[16:59] <theother1> i want the bullseye carving type thing they are giving bullseye in the dd movie
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[17:02] <PsyCh0tiK> yo jay
[17:02] <The_Spectacular1> sup John
[17:02] <PsyCh0tiK> nada
[17:03] <Ambie_NC> oh.. u come ta join da party? lol
[17:03] <PsyCh0tiK> haha
[17:03] <TripleHache> how do i send a memo to someone thats not online?
[17:03] <PsyCh0tiK> the same way you send a memo to someone that is.
[17:04] <Ambie_NC> very carefully!
[17:04] <PsyCh0tiK> only difference is, it'll get read sooner if they're online
[17:05] <TripleHache> ok
[17:05] <Ambie_NC> i guess not.. cuz now hes not talking!
[17:05] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[17:05] <