Monday, October 28, 2002



Session Start: Mon Oct 28 00:01:00 2002
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[00:01] <Bin_Shady> Hi
[00:01] <^-magpie-^> yeah its jeffs bot
[00:01] <^-magpie-^> it knows what head is
[00:01] * PsyCh0tiK proceeds to point and laugh
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[00:01] <PsyCh0tiK> hehehe
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[00:03] * PsyCh0tiK dies laughing
[00:03] <ChiefMoose> ol
[00:03] <ChiefMoose> I oughta install the emacs sex manpage on there, so it'll know what sex is
[00:03] <PsyCh0tiK> oh that reminds me
[00:04] <PsyCh0tiK> fuck i don't have fortune installed on this machien
[00:04] <PsyCh0tiK> oh we're gonna fix that shit right now. lol
[00:07] * ChiefMoose runs makewhatis
[00:07] <PsyCh0tiK> haha
[00:11] <PsyCh0tiK> didn't you say it was fortune -m?
[00:12] <ChiefMoose> fortune -o
[00:12] <PsyCh0tiK> damn...my version isn't the same as solaris
[00:13] * PsyCh0tiK kicks it
[00:14] <PsyCh0tiK> oh but it's got bofh-excuses!!!
[00:14] <ChiefMoose> i don't think solaris comes with a fortune program
[00:14] <PsyCh0tiK> haha
[00:15] <ChiefMoose> i think you gotta install the offensive fortunes...they go in /usr/share/games/fortune/off and /usr/share/games/fortune/off.dat
[00:16] <PsyCh0tiK> [root@presario root] /usr/games/fortune bofh-excuses
[00:16] <PsyCh0tiK> You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.
[00:16] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[00:16] <ChiefMoose> lmao
[00:17] <ChiefMoose> god makewhatis takes forever to run on a 125 MHz alpha
[00:18] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[00:19] <PsyCh0tiK> heh...found the rpm for it
[00:21] <ChiefMoose> i should check to see if solaris has a fortune program installed
[00:21] <ChiefMoose> i don't think it does, coz i think i installed my own at work
[00:24] <PsyCh0tiK> "Windows is the answer, but only if the question was 'what is the intellectual equivalent of being a gallery slave?' - Larry Smith, in comp.os.linux.misc
[00:25] <PsyCh0tiK> hmmmm lol
[00:29] <PsyCh0tiK> whoever made that RPM was a retard
[00:29] <ChiefMoose> lol
[00:30] <PsyCh0tiK> i had to literally copy a directory over to where it's supposed to be installed.
[00:30] <ChiefMoose> yeah i hate RPMs like that
[00:35] <PsyCh0tiK> well fux0r
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[00:39] <PsyCh0tiK> aight, peace. I'm gone
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[01:08] <jacquelyn^> hi ppls
[01:08] <ChiefMoose> hi jackiepoo
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[01:08] <jacquelyn^> hi hi
[01:08] <jacquelyn^> how are ya?
[01:09] <ChiefMoose> tired...thinking about going to go take a shower and hit the hay
[01:09] <jacquelyn^> i have to be up in 5 hours....but i'm not quite ready for bed
[01:09] <jacquelyn^> too much on my mind
[01:09] <ChiefMoose> oh damn...what's goin on?
[01:10] <jacquelyn^> um....let's see....
[01:11] <jacquelyn^> dennis totalled the jeep last tuesday, we're having a baby and my job is too strenuous/dangerous, but we can't afford for me to leave (rock and a hard place, huh?), and we have new tenants moving in on thursday and we're not done renovating the apartment
[01:11] <jacquelyn^> just a tad on the stressed side
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[01:12] <ChiefMoose> damn...and they won't move you to a less dangeros job
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[01:13] <jacquelyn^> it's not dangerous per se....just i typically end up climbing ladders when i shouldn't....there are hazards everywhere lol, that kind of thing
[01:13] <jacquelyn^> and i can't get out of that....not without quitting
[01:13] <jacquelyn^> no such thing as a desk job lol
[01:13] <ChiefMoose> ugh
[01:13] <jacquelyn^> not in retail
[01:13] <ChiefMoose> what kinda work?
[01:13] <jacquelyn^> i thought you knew what i did lol
[01:13] <jacquelyn^> i'm a manager at a craft store
[01:13] <ChiefMoose> oh...i didn't think it'd be dangerous though
[01:14] <jacquelyn^> well....ladders are a no-no
[01:14] <jacquelyn^> lifting
[01:14] <jacquelyn^> having to climb over boxes cause i'm alone on the sales floor, they're too heavy to lift, and what i need to help a customer is buried behind them
[01:14] <ChiefMoose> yeah, true
[01:14] <jacquelyn^> nothign directly dangerous...but a fall is dangerous
[01:15] <ChiefMoose> yeah no shit
[01:15] <jacquelyn^> so after a really shitty day yesterday (involving climbing on top of bundles of 6' tall scarecrows to get a tree for someone) i had a heart to heart with my boss
[01:16] <ChiefMoose> and what did your boss say?
[01:16] <jacquelyn^> yesterday i'm literally running down the aisles holding my belly and customers are cussing me out 'cause they can't get help lol
[01:16] <jacquelyn^> he offered some suggestions on what to do if i find myself "stranded"
[01:16] <jacquelyn^> and basically gave me permission to refuse to help customers and to make them wait until i can scrounge someone up
[01:17] <jacquelyn^> and i told him i was going to the dr again on tuesday and that i think my restrictions will get more strict now
[01:17] <ChiefMoose> well at least he understands your plight...i gotta deal with similar at work....we're way understaffed and when things get busy I have calls and tickets backed up and working my ass off to try to get caught up
[01:18] <jacquelyn^> well, he's off and on understanding lol
[01:18] <jacquelyn^> he wasn't understanding on saturday
[01:18] <jacquelyn^> but we talked today and he seemed better
[01:18] <ChiefMoose> well at least he's not like the boss i had in lexington...the word "understanding" wasn't in that asshole's vocabulary
[01:19] <jacquelyn^> lol
[01:19] <jacquelyn^> i just broke it down to him
[01:19] <jacquelyn^> here's what happened yesterday, i can't be doing that, i went home and vented to my husband and he chewed my ass (which never happens) and wants me to quit....what can we do?
[01:19] <jacquelyn^> he became very understanding :)
[01:20] <Ambie_NC> Denny got mad at u over that??
[01:20] <jacquelyn^> he got mad in general
[01:20] <jacquelyn^> he said to quit
[01:20] <jacquelyn^> i said we can't afford it
[01:21] <jacquelyn^> he yells that we can't afford to lose the baby either
[01:21] <Ambie_NC> yea
[01:21] <jacquelyn^> got kinda dramatic
[01:21] <Ambie_NC> i can imagine
[01:21] <jacquelyn^> and i was already emotional
[01:21] <ChiefMoose> yeah that's the good thing about having a really big husband
[01:21] <jacquelyn^> lol
[01:21] <ChiefMoose> he can go straighten things out at your work hehe
[01:21] <jacquelyn^> well, see, here's the deal
[01:21] <Ambie_NC> lol
[01:21] <jacquelyn^> if i were to fall and lose the baby 'cause the people i work with are stupid...he'd hunt down their first borns...even if he had to wait 20 years for them to be born
[01:22] <jacquelyn^> that could be bad lol
[01:22] <Ambie_NC> very
[01:22] <Ambie_NC> lol
[01:22] <jacquelyn^> then, if that didn't satisfy him, he'd start killing off other family members lol
[01:22] <ChiefMoose> denny's just the guy to do it too...and i wouldn't blame him
[01:22] <jacquelyn^> that's just the kind of guy he is
[01:24] <jacquelyn^> dennis has always said that if i was murdered, he'd lose his conscience....and he'd kill of the person's family members one by one
[01:24] <jacquelyn^> kill off
[01:24] <jacquelyn^> not of
[01:24] <jacquelyn^> :)
[01:24] <Ambie_NC> damn
[01:24] <Ambie_NC> lol
[01:24] <jacquelyn^> you'd have to understand dennis
[01:25] <jacquelyn^> i'm his compassion and he's my balls lol
[01:25] <Ambie_NC> lol
[01:25] <ChiefMoose> lol
[01:26] <jacquelyn^> so anyway
[01:26] <jacquelyn^> that's why i can't sleep lol
[01:26] <jacquelyn^> i need a new truck, work sucks, and i'm stressed about the apartment
[01:26] <Ambie_NC> apertment?
[01:26] <Ambie_NC> what over now?
[01:26] <jacquelyn^> yeah, we own a duplex
[01:26] <jacquelyn^> tenant moves in this week and it's not ready yet
[01:26] <Ambie_NC> yea i know that... but whats going on now?
[01:27] <Ambie_NC> oh
[01:27] <ChiefMoose> ok all....it's shower time
[01:27] <jacquelyn^> dennis hasn't finished painting, we need to get window treatments all the way around, need to get a carpet cleaner in there, gotta fix the sink
[01:27] <jacquelyn^> all before thursday lol
[01:27] <jacquelyn^> night jeffy poo
[01:27] <Ambie_NC> damn! u better get moving girl..lol
[01:27] <jacquelyn^> thing is, i can't do 90% of it
[01:28] <jacquelyn^> i can't paint 'cause i'm pregnant
[01:28] <jacquelyn^> and it's too cold to open up windows
[01:28] <jacquelyn^> can't clean the carpets until the painting is done
[01:28] <jacquelyn^> i can buy the treatments, but i've never put any up (but i could try)
[01:28] <jacquelyn^> and i'm clueless with the sink
[01:28] <Ambie_NC> yea..
[01:28] <jacquelyn^> oh, and we gotta move the fridge and stove up from the basement
[01:28] <jacquelyn^> i can't do that either lol
[01:29] <Ambie_NC> yea i would say not...lol
[01:29] <jacquelyn^> hopefully hubby can get some friends over lol
[01:29] <jacquelyn^> i told him i'd go car shopping alone tomorrow so he could finish painting
[01:29] <Ambie_NC> yea.. that would work!
[01:29] <jacquelyn^> and i'll probably call the carpet guy tomorrow too to schedule something
[01:29] <Ambie_NC> how is that going?
[01:29] <jacquelyn^> it's not...iv
[01:29] <jacquelyn^> oops
[01:29] <jacquelyn^> i've been working too much
[01:30] <Ambie_NC> damn =/
[01:30] <jacquelyn^> car places close way too early on the weekends
[01:30] <Ambie_NC> yea they do!
[01:30] <jacquelyn^> i worked 9-6 yesterday and 11:30-9 today
[01:30] <Ambie_NC> what are u looking for.. what u had or something different?
[01:30] <jacquelyn^> i'd really like what i had
[01:30] <jacquelyn^> but we need a car by tuesday
[01:30] <jacquelyn^> so i may have to settle
[01:30] <jacquelyn^> :(
[01:31] <Ambie_NC> seen any thing u like?
[01:31] <jacquelyn^> nope
[01:31] <jacquelyn^> not in our price range anyway
[01:31] <Ambie_NC> y do u have tohave it by tuesday!?
[01:31] <jacquelyn^> we lose our rental car on tuesday
[01:31] <Ambie_NC> oh!
[01:31] <jacquelyn^> insurance won't pay for it after that
[01:31] <jacquelyn^> and we need two vehicles at the moment
[01:32] <Ambie_NC> well damn!
[01:32] <jacquelyn^> yup
[01:32] <jacquelyn^> that's where half the stress is coming from
[01:32] <Ambie_NC> yea i can understand !
[01:32] <jacquelyn^> i can't find what i want...but i don't wanna finance something i hate
[01:32] <jacquelyn^> and dennis is pushing to just get anything
[01:32] <Ambie_NC> yea ... exactly
[01:32] <jacquelyn^> so we have two cars again
[01:33] <Ambie_NC> yea.... u wanna truck though right?
[01:33] <jacquelyn^> yup
[01:33] <Ambie_NC> what did u have?
[01:33] <jacquelyn^> a 95 jeep grand cherokee laredo
[01:33] <Ambie_NC> oh
[01:33] <jacquelyn^> i want another one
[01:33] <jacquelyn^> if i saw my car sitting on a lot for $8000...i'd buy it in a heartbeat
[01:34] <jacquelyn^> no luck yet though
[01:34] <jacquelyn^> have a couple more places to go tomorrow
[01:34] <jacquelyn^> so we'll see
[01:34] <jacquelyn^> may have to start looking at blazers and explorers too
[01:34] <jacquelyn^> or settle for a car
[01:34] <Ambie_NC> yea.. that gonna be hard ta find for 8000...
[01:34] <Ambie_NC> explorers are nice!
[01:34] <Ambie_NC> u would have room for the baby an stuff..
[01:35] <jacquelyn^> oh i've found plenty in that price range...just i get inside 'em and the doors are cracked on the inside, there are cigarette burns all over the upholstery, etc
[01:35] <jacquelyn^> they're all about the same
[01:35] <jacquelyn^> the grand cherokee had plenty of room for baby too lol
[01:35] <Ambie_NC> yea
[01:35] <jacquelyn^> they're all midsize suvs
[01:35] <jacquelyn^> just different makes
[01:36] <Ambie_NC> lol.. yea well.. denny had ta go and mess it all up...lol
[01:36] <jacquelyn^> yup
[01:36] <jacquelyn^> we made out good money wise
[01:36] <jacquelyn^> and we can actually afford a little more than 8000 if we finance well
[01:36] <Ambie_NC> really.. thats good then
[01:36] <jacquelyn^> i'm capping my search at 11000
[01:36] <Ambie_NC> yea... thats a lot..
[01:37] <jacquelyn^> only thing i've found that i like though was 13500
[01:37] <jacquelyn^> lol
[01:37] <jacquelyn^> it was a 99 though hehe
[01:37] <Ambie_NC> what was it?
[01:37] <jacquelyn^> but without knowing if dennis'll get this job, it's hard to justify a higher car payment
[01:37] <jacquelyn^> a grand cherokee laredo
[01:37] <Ambie_NC> yea
[01:37] <Ambie_NC> lol
[01:37] <Ambie_NC> when does he find out?
[01:38] <jacquelyn^> december
[01:38] <Ambie_NC> damn!
[01:38] <jacquelyn^> yeah
[01:38] <jacquelyn^> long long process
[01:38] <jacquelyn^> they do a thorough background check
[01:38] <Ambie_NC> i c that
[01:38] <Ambie_NC> lol
[01:39] <jacquelyn^> he applied in august lol
[01:39] <Ambie_NC> DAMN!!
[01:39] <jacquelyn^> yup
[01:40] <Ambie_NC> im makin a mess!
[01:40] <jacquelyn^> turned in the app, two weeks later got a call to take the exam in two weeks (month one), took the exam, got his results two weeks later, with instructions to come for an interview in two weeks (month two)
[01:40] <jacquelyn^> yeah?
[01:40] <Ambie_NC> yea... im makin one more mess over here...lol
[01:40] <jacquelyn^> what kind of mess?
[01:41] <Ambie_NC> i got a funnel cake from da fair ... and its EVERY WHERE...lol
[01:41] <jacquelyn^> lol
[01:41] <jacquelyn^> there's a fair there now?
[01:41] <Ambie_NC> the nc state fair... was here from the 18th - tonight..
[01:41] <jacquelyn^> damn
[01:41] <jacquelyn^> it's snowing here and you have a fair
[01:42] <Ambie_NC> yea... lol
[01:42] <jacquelyn^> life just plain sucks
[01:42] <Ambie_NC> some guy got killed out there Thursday... on one of the rides while me and my sister were out there..
[01:42] <Ambie_NC> no it doesnt.. u could be in my shoes!
[01:42] <jacquelyn^> eek
[01:43] <jacquelyn^> they'd be too small...my feet are HUGE lol
[01:43] <Ambie_NC> yea it was the guy that was operating tha ride... it sent him sailing over the gravitron and into a pizza place... needless ta say he didnt make it =(
[01:43] <Ambie_NC> lmao! i hear ya!
[01:44] <jacquelyn^> damn
[01:45] <Ambie_NC> yea... it was bad.. me and my sister had walked up on the midway right as it had happened... it killed him and the girl on the ride..she was 16. it messed her leg up from where his body weight hit her legs... other than that she was fine
[01:45] <Ambie_NC> it was all over the news.. and everything..
[01:47] <Ambie_NC> but ok... enough about that.. i think in gonna go ta bed... or try to atleast! good luck with the car and all that... tell Denny i said hello.. talk tou later!
[01:47] <Ambie_NC> goodnight!
[01:47] <jacquelyn^> yeah, same here
[01:47] <jacquelyn^> night hun
[01:48] <Ambie_NC> take care of muh baby..lol
[01:48] <Ambie_NC> ill talk to ya later! =-)
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[07:40] <ScottinNC> anyone talking in here today?
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[07:53] <Spazzz> w00t w00t!
[07:58] <Spazzz> http://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,55967,00.html
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[08:11] <_Charles_> freaky
[08:11] <_Charles_> hey rob
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[08:46] <_Charles_> hey paul
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[09:05] <Spazzz> http://unixsex.com/admins/vintage/vax.jpg
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[09:14] <awbroadwell> help
[09:15] <rixs> ??
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[09:16] <Nokturnal> bored bored bored
[09:17] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> as hell as hell as hell
[09:17] <Nokturnal> yep yep yep
[09:20] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> there is not a damn thing on TV ..
[09:22] <Nokturnal> nope
[09:22] <Nokturnal> never is right now
[09:22] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> like 600 damn channels and all of them are shit
[09:24] <Nokturnal> yep
[09:26] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> *sigh* such is life
[09:27] <Nokturnal> yep
[09:27] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> what a yukky day today
[09:27] <Nokturnal> we sound like 2 old potheads sittin around on the porch, stoned as hell
[09:27] <Nokturnal> heh
[09:27] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> lol
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[09:35] <rixs> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=ORESOE
[09:35] <rixs> hells yeah eh?
[10:00] <Uglychick6480> ?
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[10:09] * broaddog slaps MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS around a bit with a large trout
[10:10] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> g thanx
[10:11] <broaddog> wake up
[10:11] <broaddog> answer the chat request
[10:11] <Uglychick6480> i have a date
[10:11] <Uglychick6480> :)
[10:12] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> huh ?
[10:12] <Uglychick6480> no
[10:12] <broaddog> huh?
[10:12] <Uglychick6480> no
[10:12] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> lol
[10:13] <Uglychick6480> i have new ink
[10:13] <rixs> new ink?
[10:13] <Uglychick6480> yes
[10:13] <Uglychick6480> black ink
[10:13] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> what is she talkin about ?
[10:14] <Uglychick6480> muhahha
[10:14] <Uglychick6480> she doesn't know
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[10:15] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> i dont think so
[10:17] <Uglychick6480> how is it going this morning
[10:17] <Uglychick6480> any cool things going on
[10:21] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> nope
[10:21] <Uglychick6480> oh
[10:22] <MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS> such a shitty day
[10:22] <CoolFlow> just me
[10:24] <Uglychick6480> what about you
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[10:28] <PsyCh0tiK> w00t
[10:30] * rixs has john sedated
[10:30] <PsyCh0tiK> feh
[10:31] <rixs> pft
[10:34] * Uglychick6480 sneezes
[10:34] <rixs> n` shit
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[10:39] *** MiNiStEr_MaDnEsS is now known as ReVrEnD_HaTe
[10:40] *** broaddog is now known as awbroadwell
[10:40] <awbroadwell> rev hat--- thats cool
[10:40] <ReVrEnD_HaTe> heh
[10:42] <Uglychick6480> im houngry
[10:42] * Spazzz has you all shot
[10:42] <Uglychick6480> cool
[10:43] * ReVrEnD_HaTe licks Jeff
[10:43] <PsyCh0tiK> sup Jeff
[10:46] <Uglychick6480> yummu
[10:46] <Uglychick6480> he is covered in chocolate so it should be tasty
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[10:57] <PsyCh0tiK> i hate rain
[10:58] <rixs> I washed my car yesterday
[10:58] <rixs> spent 4 hours doing it
[10:58] <rixs> today it rains
[10:58] <ReVrEnD_HaTe> never fails .. soon as you do it .. it will rain
[11:01] <rixs> I don't mind so much, I really needed to get all the bugs off my car
[11:05] <_Charles_> yeah the 7 day forcast said it was gonna rain today
[11:05] <_Charles_> but its just my luck yoo
[11:05] <_Charles_> if i dont want it to rain
[11:05] <_Charles_> then the drought ends
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[11:13] <trackernc> Hey all..
[11:14] <_Charles_> hey tracker
[11:15] <_Charles_> what u tracking?
[11:15] <trackernc> it is an old Va bbs handle.. sorta stuck with me.. :)
[11:16] <_Charles_> ohh ko
[11:16] <_Charles_> i cant remember what mine used to be its been so long
[11:17] <trackernc> yea, been a long time since bbs'n before the net..
[11:17] <_Charles_> seems like it
[11:17] <_Charles_> i cant live without the internet
[11:18] <_Charles_> i have it hooked into an iV
[11:18] <trackernc> :) a iv?
[11:18] <_Charles_> drip. drip. drip.
[11:18] <_Charles_> ahhhhhhhh
[11:18] <trackernc> hehe
[11:18] <trackernc> thats ok .. had my attached by a doctor
[11:19] <_Charles_> how much did that cost you?
[11:19] <trackernc> arm and a leg.. :) somewhere down the line a wife ;)
[11:20] <_Charles_> u married?
[11:20] <trackernc> yelp ..
[11:20] <_Charles_> im married too
[11:20] <_Charles_> my wife is sweet_robin
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[11:21] <trackernc> well... my condol's
[11:21] <_Charles_> thanks
[11:21] <_Charles_> lol
[11:21] <_Charles_> u must know her huh?
[11:21] <trackernc> na.. just brought back mirc looking or stuff.. i know what it is having a wife and a computer.. they do not mix..
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[11:22] <_Charles_> they don't?
[11:22] <CoolFlow> no channel key
[11:22] <_Charles_> computer is the only thing keeping me sane in marriage
[11:22] <CoolFlow> buhahaha
[11:22] <trackernc> my half.. works around them all day and doesnt like to come home to it
[11:22] <_Charles_> hey CF
[11:22] <CoolFlow> lo chucky
[11:23] <trackernc> yea the great escape
[11:23] <_Charles_> ohh i know how that is
[11:23] <_Charles_> who are you?
[11:23] <CoolFlow> huh?
[11:23] <Spazzz> ugh
[11:23] <_Charles_> where am i?
[11:23] * Spazzz suicides
[11:23] <_Charles_> u called me chucky, who are you?
[11:23] <CoolFlow> decisions decisions
[11:23] <PsyCh0tiK> lol Jeff
[11:24] <CoolFlow> isn't chucky a normal derivation of charles?
[11:24] <trackernc> dam dem are people dar
[11:24] <_Charles_> not always
[11:24] * Spazzz goes sniper on Nokia
[11:24] <_Charles_> ah ear yous
[11:24] <_Charles_> u must be from the hills tracker
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[11:25] <rixs> he's gonna come in here and start bitching
[11:25] *** NateDeeWAH is now known as PsyCh0tiK
[11:25] <_Charles_> who here doesnt bitch
[11:25] <PsyCh0tiK> hahhahaha
[11:26] <Spazzz> http://unixsex.com/admins/vintage/vax.jpg
[11:26] <rixs> whats up with you and the gay porn jeff?
[11:26] <_Charles_> jeff u look at porn this early in the morning
[11:26] <PsyCh0tiK> !sequote 222
[11:27] <PsyCh0tiK> well blah
[11:27] <Spazzz> well fuckity fuck fuck fuck you too binshady
[11:27] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[11:28] <PsyCh0tiK> ermey rawks
[11:29] <trackernc> nope city boy
[11:30] <CoolFlow> warez dude
[11:30] <trackernc> phreaking out man
[11:30] <CoolFlow> too much acid?
[11:31] <trackernc> no, just hacking a ball,,,
[11:31] <rixs> mmm.... need acid...
[11:31] <CoolFlow> hmm fur ball
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[11:32] <CoolFlow> too much whack
[11:33] <CoolFlow> where'd chcuky go?
[11:34] <trackernc> ... boss caught him
[11:34] <CoolFlow> long as he's gone ...
[11:34] <_Charles_> helping wife in kitchen
[11:34] <_Charles_> im here
[11:34] * CoolFlow slides on over to Robin
[11:34] <CoolFlow> oops
[11:34] * CoolFlow slides back
[11:35] <trackernc> yea.. i here ya chucky.. got a list of todo since I am home today..
[11:35] <CoolFlow> do you have to help her out of the kitchen too?
[11:35] <_Charles_> uhh huh
[11:35] <_Charles_> yes of course
[11:35] <CoolFlow> grease the doorway?
[11:35] <trackernc> coolio must not be married
[11:36] <CoolFlow> kiddin
[11:36] <CoolFlow> :)
[11:36] <_Charles_> must not be
[11:36] <_Charles_> lucky bastard
[11:36] <trackernc> ;)
[11:36] <CoolFlow> yeah somebody gots to bang da lonely babes
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[11:37] <trackernc> dont u mean the fuggle babes
[11:37] <trackernc> oops fuggly
[11:37] <CoolFlow> depends on the blood alcohol levels
[11:37] <trackernc> kidn, hey they all look alike in the dark.. though i heard
[11:38] <CoolFlow> they're all dark on the inside
[11:38] <CoolFlow> :)
[11:38] <CoolFlow> less you carry a light
[11:38] <CoolFlow> *shudder*
[11:39] <trackernc> or a bottle of everyclear
[11:39] <Uglychick6480> eww
[11:39] <Uglychick6480> my stomache is to fat for these jeans
[11:39] <CoolFlow> exactly what that conjured up here Ugly
[11:39] <trackernc> it doesnt matter whats on the outside!
[11:39] <CoolFlow> wear sweat pants the rest of your life
[11:40] <Uglychick6480> huh
[11:40] <Uglychick6480> leave me alone
[11:40] <CoolFlow> put me on ignore
[11:40] <CoolFlow> that way I can razz ya and you won't have to know
[11:40] <Uglychick6480> oh fuck it who am i kiddin
[11:41] <Uglychick6480> i like it when you harrass me
[11:41] <CoolFlow> yeah they won't even button
[11:41] <trackernc> huh??
[11:41] <CoolFlow> oh
[11:41] <trackernc> what what what?
[11:41] <CoolFlow> damn Ugly that takes all the fun outta it
[11:41] <Uglychick6480> what look at me on cam
[11:41] <CoolFlow> gimme the addy ugly
[11:41] <trackernc> where?
[11:41] <Uglychick6480> mmmm
[11:42] <Uglychick6480> what addy
[11:42] <Uglychick6480> im on yahoo
[11:42] <Uglychick6480> as uglychick6480
[11:42] <CoolFlow> the web cam
[11:42] <CoolFlow> <--doesn't do yahoo
[11:42] <trackernc> ditto
[11:42] <Uglychick6480> great
[11:43] <CoolFlow> you tease
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[11:43] <trackernc> is it under personals
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[11:43] <trackernc> or the pager
[11:43] <Uglychick6480> pager
[11:43] <Uglychick6480> im not a tease
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[11:43] *** trackernc is now known as thegr8escape1973
[11:43] <Uglychick6480> i just don't like you
[11:44] <rixs> I'm not a tease, I'm a slut
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[11:44] <Uglychick6480> yes
[11:44] <Uglychick6480> iim a slut
[11:44] <Uglychick6480> showing my self on cam
[11:44] <rixs> no, I'm a slut
[11:44] <Uglychick6480> how dare i
[11:44] <rixs> why you gotta try and take my title?
[11:44] <rixs> you're mean patty
[11:45] <thegr8escape1973> well we cannot see what is not there.
[11:46] <Uglychick6480> ims orry
[11:46] <Uglychick6480> oyou can be the slue
[11:46] <rixs> yay!
[11:46] * rixs sluts around
[11:47] <thegr8escape1973> so where is the web cam
[11:47] <rixs> in my pants
[11:47] <thegr8escape1973> o i c ..
[11:48] <thegr8escape1973> must of been a cheap buy :)
[11:48] <rixs> hey, just cuze i'm easy doesn't mean I'm cheap
[11:49] <thegr8escape1973> :P~
[11:50] <thegr8escape1973> easy is simple, simple is cheap.. right/
[11:50] <rixs> not nessicarly
[11:51] <rixs> a 1lb block of gold is simple... but it ain't cheap
[11:51] <Spazzz> rixs is easy, just give him cheese
[11:51] <Uglychick6480> wher the hell did coolflow go
[11:51] <Uglychick6480> damn it
[11:51] <thegr8escape1973> looking for ur webcam
[11:51] <thegr8escape1973> like I ..
[11:51] <Uglychick6480> here
[11:51] <Uglychick6480> oh yahoo
[11:52] <thegr8escape1973> Where here, there
[11:52] <Uglychick6480> do you have msn
[11:52] <thegr8escape1973> on yahoo here or there?
[11:52] <Uglychick6480> im on yahoo
[11:52] <thegr8escape1973> no.. give me a sec will get yahoo..
[11:52] <Uglychick6480> and my name is uglychick6480
[11:52] <Uglychick6480> why are you "looking" for my cam
[11:53] <thegr8escape1973> you offered a visual of yourself a couple lines back member
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[11:53] <Uglychick6480> hi usagorl
[11:53] <Uglychick6480> hi usagirl
[11:53] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v usagirl22-work
[11:54] <usagirl22-work> hey uglychick
[11:54] <thegr8escape1973> ok on messanger
[11:54] * Spazzz sings InaGaddaDaVida
[11:54] <Uglychick6480> what name did you pick
[11:55] <thegr8escape1973> hey ugly what is your yahoo nick>?
[11:55] <Uglychick6480> this nick
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[11:57] <Uglychick6480> what are you doing dude
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[11:58] <thegr8escape1973> dam .. couldnt you smile a lil more..
[11:58] <Uglychick6480> huuh
[11:58] <Uglychick6480> message me yahoo
[11:59] <thegr8escape1973> what dud..?
[12:11] <_Charles_> lol
[12:11] <Uglychick6480> hmmm
[12:11] <Uglychick6480> cams suck
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[12:12] <_Charles_> women suck
[12:12] <_Charles_> and sometimes we love when they suck
[12:13] <Uglychick6480> lol
[12:13] <Uglychick6480> ok
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[12:14] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v firegrl
[12:17] <usagirl22-work> dentists suck
[12:18] <usagirl22-work> you suck
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[12:24] <_Charles_> hey nic
[12:24] <thegr8escape1973> chucky..
[12:25] <Uglychick6480> who is chucky
[12:25] * Uglychick6480 runs around getting dressed in a hurry
[12:26] <thegr8escape1973> watch out the U.C. she is a dangerous one..
[12:26] <thegr8escape1973> :)
[12:27] <Uglychick6480> why am i dangerous
[12:27] <Uglychick6480> im a sweet thing
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[12:35] <thegr8escape1973> _Charles_ - well they say the better they look they dangerous they are
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[12:36] *** AcridAway is now known as AcridSaint[Work]
[12:36] <SinniS> Sometimes, if I hit my balls hard enough, I can make myself cum.
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[12:59] <cliche> giggle
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[13:03] <Spazzz> ok wtf was that?
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[13:10] *** rixs[lunch] is now known as rixs
[13:13] <thegr8escape1973> shore is quiet
[13:13] <rixs> ya n` snoogan
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[13:22] *** sets mode: +v meekie^asleep
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[13:25] <CoolFlow> buhhahahaha
[13:26] <CoolFlow> lag city
[13:26] <rixs> ping me
[13:26] <CoolFlow> no way
[13:26] <CoolFlow> :)
[13:26] <rixs> don't ping me unless you really mean it
[13:27] <CoolFlow> in that case..
[13:27] <CoolFlow> sea of lag
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[13:37] * rixs steals everyone's clothes
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[13:51] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v usagirl22-work
[13:55] <Spazzz> w00t
[13:55] <Spazzz> w00t
[13:55] <rixs> n` shit
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[13:56] *** mr_p-away is now known as Mr_Papageorgio
[13:57] * rixs has rusty killed
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[14:03] * Mr_Papageorgio wonders if america's army has a halo school yet
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[14:10] <_Charles_> yes
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[14:13] <_Charles_> hey rob
[14:14] <Mr_Papageorgio> do they?
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[14:18] <Mr_Papageorgio> kill
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[14:27] <_Charles_> no kill
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[14:33] <usagirl22-work> woohoo
[14:33] <usagirl22-work> my lunch is cold
[14:34] <_Charles_> cool
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[14:34] <rixs> what were you having for lunch usa?
[14:35] <usagirl22-work> mac & cheese
[14:35] <PsyCh0tiK> i'm having meatball and cheese wraps
[14:35] <usagirl22-work> i made it an hour ago and forgot about it
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[14:41] <PsyCh0tiK> hey Sarah
[14:41] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v MareeJane
[14:41] <MareeJane> hi whats up
[14:41] <PsyCh0tiK> nothin, eatin lunch
[14:42] <MareeJane> cool
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[14:44] <CoolFlow> do me wrong
[14:44] <CoolFlow> do me right
[14:44] <PsyCh0tiK> ok i'm out...back to coding. Those of you that are fortunate to have my aim name can IM me if need be.
[14:44] <CoolFlow> save your goodbyes for the morning light
[14:45] <CoolFlow> just don't let me be lonely tonight
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[14:45] <Mr_Papageorgio> right
[14:46] <usagirl22-work> it's raining
[14:46] <Mr_Papageorgio> I think I'll start blurting out random cadences
[14:46] <Mr_Papageorgio> is it raining men?
[14:46] <MareeJane> its been raining all day
[14:47] <usagirl22-work> hallelujah it's raining men
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[14:47] <CoolFlow> what would you do with em Usagirl?
[14:48] <usagirl22-work> i dunno
[14:48] <usagirl22-work> clean my apt or something
[14:48] <CoolFlow> figures
[14:48] <CoolFlow> lol
[14:48] <Mr_Papageorgio> kill them.
[14:48] <Mr_Papageorgio> kill them all
[14:48] <CoolFlow> you obviously don't know much about men
[14:48] <usagirl22-work> i know they hate cleaning
[14:49] <CoolFlow> there ya go
[14:49] <usagirl22-work> that's why i'd make them do it
[14:49] <CoolFlow> would u use whips?
[14:49] <usagirl22-work> no i'd probably end up hurting myself
[14:49] <MareeJane> boooring
[14:49] <CoolFlow> lure them with your sexy body?
[14:50] <CoolFlow> MareeJane would use whips?
[14:50] <thegr8escape1973> hey usa,cool
[14:50] <CoolFlow> lo
[14:50] <usagirl22-work> yeah that's it
[14:50] <usagirl22-work> my hot sexy bod
[14:50] <usagirl22-work> you're funny :P
[14:50] <CoolFlow> <--knows
[14:51] <usagirl22-work> is that right
[14:51] <CoolFlow> *nod*
[14:52] <usagirl22-work> and how might you know that
[14:52] <usagirl22-work> you stalkin me?
[14:52] <CoolFlow> no way
[14:52] <CoolFlow> never
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[14:53] <CoolFlow> your button is undone
[14:53] <usagirl22-work> is not
[14:53] <Mr_Papageorgio> leer jet SWAT team
[14:53] <CoolFlow> was
[14:53] <Mr_Papageorgio> on a midnight run
[14:53] <Mr_Papageorgio> with their M4 carbines
[14:53] <Mr_Papageorgio> and their ingram guns
[14:53] <usagirl22-work> no
[14:53] <Mr_Papageorgio> they HALOed in
[14:53] <CoolFlow> u lie
[14:53] <Mr_Papageorgio> and STABOed out
[14:53] <Mr_Papageorgio> "death from above"
[14:53] <Mr_Papageorgio> you can hear them shout
[14:53] <CoolFlow> I saw you fasten it
[14:53] <usagirl22-work> no i don't
[14:54] <usagirl22-work> no you didn't
[14:54] <CoolFlow> did 2
[14:54] <CoolFlow> I have it on video
[14:54] * usagirl22-work yawns
[14:54] <CoolFlow> :)
[14:54] <usagirl22-work> back to work
[14:54] <CoolFlow> no u didn't
[14:54] <CoolFlow> work...lmao
[14:54] *** WykedWitch (~magick@66.56.203.14) has joined #north_carolina_singles

[14:55] <CoolFlow> why-kid witch
[14:55] <usagirl22-work> what, you don't work?
[14:55] <WykedWitch> hello everyone
[14:55] <CoolFlow> lo ww
[14:55] * Mr_Papageorgio "works"
[14:55] <WykedWitch> why kid what, CoolFlow?
[14:56] <CoolFlow> was adjusting the pronunciation of your nick
[14:56] <CoolFlow> sheesh lame bot
[14:56] <Mr_Papageorgio> haha
[14:56] <Mr_Papageorgio> pronunciation
[14:56] <WykedWitch> aaahhhh, alrighty
[14:56] <CoolFlow> where are ya wicked witch?
[14:57] <WykedWitch> sitting in from of my puter in my office
[14:57] <WykedWitch> front too
[14:57] <Mr_Papageorgio> what a gay bot
[14:57] * WykedWitch chuckles softly
[14:57] <CoolFlow> what town WW?
[14:57] <Mr_Papageorgio> Bin_Shady is gay
[14:57] <WykedWitch> J-ville
[14:57] <CoolFlow> cool
[14:57] <WykedWitch> yourself?
[14:57] <CoolFlow> ever been in a Turkish prison?
[14:58] <_Charles_> i need some drugs to knock a dog out
[14:58] <_Charles_> anyone know any?
[14:58] <Mr_Papageorgio> alcohol
[14:58] * WykedWitch has never been in any prison
[14:58] <CoolFlow> damn Chucky what ya gonna do to that dog?
[14:58] <WykedWitch> why do you need to knock him out?
[14:58] <CoolFlow> try a date rape drug Chucky
[14:58] <Mr_Papageorgio> it's called rohibnal you fool
[14:59] * Mr_Papageorgio hands charles his rape kit
[14:59] <CoolFlow> rohypnol moron
[14:59] <Mr_Papageorgio> haha
[14:59] <Mr_Papageorgio> the fact that you knew how to spell it
[14:59] <_Charles_> its a stray dog
[14:59] <Mr_Papageorgio> actually worries me.
[14:59] <WykedWitch> is this channel always this way?
[14:59] <_Charles_> that has gone deranged
[14:59] <CoolFlow> yep
[14:59] <_Charles_> and i dont wanna kill it just yet
[14:59] <_Charles_> can i get that without a presciption?
[14:59] <CoolFlow> GHB is another, gamma hydroxy butyrate
[15:00] <Mr_Papageorgio> don't forget chloroform
[15:00] <Mr_Papageorgio> and ether
[15:00] <_Charles_> ko maybe i should say over the counter
[15:01] <Mr_Papageorgio> why don't you just choke the dog out
[15:02] <_Charles_> i cant catch the dog by normal methods
[15:02] <Mr_Papageorgio> nyquil
[15:02] <Mr_Papageorgio> what kind of dog is it
[15:02] <Mr_Papageorgio> is it a small tennis ball-sized dog, or are we talking a 250 lb wrecking ball
[15:02] <WykedWitch> Charles, do you seek to really knock the dog out?
[15:03] <_Charles_> yeah instead of killing it
[15:03] <_Charles_> about 50lbs
[15:03] <Mr_Papageorgio> why not simply restraining it
[15:03] <Mr_Papageorgio> so it's about the size of a queensland heeler
[15:04] <_Charles_> how would i restrain it if i cant catch it
[15:04] <Mr_Papageorgio> why can't you catch it
[15:04] <CoolFlow> is it your dog?
[15:04] * WykedWitch would try crushing some tylenol and mixing it in ground beef and tossing it to see if it would eat it
[15:04] <WykedWitch> he said it was a stray
[15:04] <Mr_Papageorgio> don't go after the dog charles
[15:04] <_Charles_> yeah i got some tylenol pm
[15:04] <Mr_Papageorgio> let the dog come to you
[15:04] <CoolFlow> oh was on phone
[15:04] <CoolFlow> missed that
[15:04] <_Charles_> the dog will never come to me
[15:05] <Mr_Papageorgio> tie a live chicken up in front of your yard
[15:05] <_Charles_> its afaid of people
[15:05] <CoolFlow> chocolate will mess it up
[15:05] <WykedWitch> if it is hungry it will eat the meat
[15:05] <CoolFlow> Charles wants to keep it alive for a while
[15:05] <WykedWitch> chocolate?
[15:05] <Mr_Papageorgio> is it afraid of vehicles
[15:05] <_Charles_> ive got a bear trap if all else fails
[15:05] <CoolFlow> yeah chocolate messes dogs up
[15:05] <thegr8escape1973> pm dose my be too much for the dog, comparing the weight to a persons weight...
[15:06] <Mr_Papageorgio> most dogs aren't afraid of vehicles for some reason (probably the pea sized brain they possess)
[15:06] <WykedWitch> that is why you crush up the tylenol
[15:06] <thegr8escape1973> choclate causes heart problems and worms
[15:06] <_Charles_> well its gonna die sometime
[15:06] <WykedWitch> add a little to each ball of meat
[15:06] <CoolFlow> chocolate doesn't cause worms
[15:06] <CoolFlow> sheesh
[15:06] <_Charles_> what should i do with the vehical
[15:06] <Mr_Papageorgio> might as well put it out of it's misery
[15:06] <Mr_Papageorgio> run it over
[15:06] <CoolFlow> it gives them a nuerological response
[15:06] <_Charles_> i wanna really knock it out for a little while
[15:06] <Mr_Papageorgio> you're not very creative charles
[15:06] <CoolFlow> they fall over and become confused..too much will cause death
[15:06] <Mr_Papageorgio> so you can rape it?
[15:07] <CoolFlow> er neurological
[15:07] <Mr_Papageorgio> why the fuck do you want to knock out a dog for you sick fuck
[15:07] <_Charles_> no so i can relocate it
[15:07] <WykedWitch> cripes
[15:07] <_Charles_> im not sick
[15:07] <Mr_Papageorgio> so you don't really need to knock it out
[15:07] <Mr_Papageorgio> you simply need to relocate it
[15:07] <CoolFlow> relocate to his bedroom
[15:07] <thegr8escape1973> a dogs life is between 12-17 years cats 2- 5 years inside animales live additional 7-9 years longer unless beaten to death for pissing on the carpet
[15:07] <_Charles_> yeah but i have to knock it out to relocate it
[15:07] <Mr_Papageorgio> get some bolas and snare his ass
[15:07] <Mr_Papageorgio> or a fucking net
[15:07] <Mr_Papageorgio> anything
[15:08] <thegr8escape1973> call the dog pound they will catch it..
[15:08] <Mr_Papageorgio> black jack
[15:08] <_Charles_> would never get close enough
[15:08] <CoolFlow> just wing it
[15:08] <Mr_Papageorgio> use a fucking black jack
[15:08] <_Charles_> no i hate the pound in this county
[15:08] <Mr_Papageorgio> you're just lazy charles
[15:08] <_Charles_> im gonna drug it
[15:08] <_Charles_> then move it
[15:08] <CoolFlow> move it where?
[15:08] <_Charles_> yeah so im lazy
[15:08] <thegr8escape1973> have you tried to feed it offer it treats and befriend it..
[15:08] <CoolFlow> it will just come back
[15:08] <CoolFlow> take it to a movie and dinner
[15:09] <Mr_Papageorgio> give it a blow job
[15:09] <thegr8escape1973> cats have a better chance of returning to the site of a rape then a dog... sorry
[15:09] <CoolFlow> by it a nice gown
[15:09] <CoolFlow> I will take your word for that thegr8escape1973
[15:09] <_Charles_> it will not take treats
[15:09] <_Charles_> ive tried for a long time
[15:10] <Mr_Papageorgio> you have no concept of ambushing charles
[15:10] <thegr8escape1973> hey isnt it what you was telling me that lastnight
[15:10] <_Charles_> its really scared of humans
[15:10] <Mr_Papageorgio> you've set it out and went back in the house
[15:10] <CoolFlow> so there it is ...this stray dog is smarter than Chucky
[15:10] <Mr_Papageorgio> try leaving the food unattended
[15:10] <_Charles_> rusty that would do no good but cause more trauma to the dogs mind
[15:10] <Mr_Papageorgio> indeed.
[15:10] <Mr_Papageorgio> outsmarted by a damn stray dog
[15:11] <_Charles_> not yet im not
[15:11] <Mr_Papageorgio> why do you say that charles
[15:11] * WykedWitch watches quietly
[15:11] <_Charles_> i could kill it at any time
[15:11] <CoolFlow> The dog simply refuses to bear his progeny
[15:11] <_Charles_> but this time i dont wanna do that
[15:11] <thegr8escape1973> why kill it... it has a short enough life already\
[15:11] <Mr_Papageorgio> what type of dog is it charles
[15:11] <Mr_Papageorgio> is it a queensland?
[15:11] <_Charles_> usually people out in the coutry kill wild dogs
[15:11] <CoolFlow> smart dog
[15:11] <_Charles_> thats just the way it is
[15:12] <Mr_Papageorgio> or is it some fat out-of-shape bulldog
[15:12] <WykedWitch> try the tylenol, smash it a hammer and put it in some meat
[15:12] <_Charles_> just a mutt
[15:12] <CoolFlow> it's probably in the fenced in yard next door to him
[15:12] <_Charles_> are u sure tylenol will knock it out
[15:12] <Mr_Papageorgio> you've tried catching it on foot
[15:12] <thegr8escape1973> define wild dog.. our neighbor allows his german shep toi un the neighborhood free /w collar on .. but refuses to feed the dog..
[15:13] <WykedWitch> I have used it as a sedative when I travel with animals
[15:13] <_Charles_> would be a dead german shepherd....
[15:13] <_Charles_> in most cases
[15:13] <Mr_Papageorgio> I would chase it down on bike, like a native american chasing down a buffalo
[15:13] <Mr_Papageorgio> then jump on him and take him down
[15:13] <_Charles_> come do it
[15:13] <thegr8escape1973> oh.. u still ride a bike.. hmm
[15:13] <_Charles_> i bet you cant get that close to this dog
[15:13] <Mr_Papageorgio> yes, I can still ride a bike
[15:13] <thegr8escape1973> damn ... forget u were in raleigh
[15:14] <Mr_Papageorgio> most people don't forget how
[15:14] * Mr_Papageorgio shrugs
[15:14] <thegr8escape1973> forgotten how to ..
[15:14] <_Charles_> lol
[15:14] <thegr8escape1973> .. do you know what type of dog it is>
[15:14] <CoolFlow> rabid
[15:14] <thegr8escape1973> foaming
[15:14] <_Charles_> nope
[15:15] <_Charles_> if it was rabid
[15:15] <_Charles_> i would just shoot it
[15:15] <Mr_Papageorgio> just chase it down on foot
[15:15] <Mr_Papageorgio> jesus
[15:15] <CoolFlow> chihuahua
[15:15] <_Charles_> maybe it will become rabid
[15:15] <Mr_Papageorgio> there's only so many place it can go
[15:15] <thegr8escape1973> if it actual rabid them it would be dead in a week or so anyway
[15:15] <Mr_Papageorgio> down the street, or into a neighbor's yard
[15:15] <Mr_Papageorgio> if he goes into a neighbor's yard, you have him cornered
[15:15] <_Charles_> nah, i do not want to cause it more trauma
[15:15] <CoolFlow> yeah close the gate and forget about him
[15:15] <Mr_Papageorgio> then bash him over the head with your fist, and take him wherever you need to
[15:16] <CoolFlow> buy a pellet gun
[15:16] <_Charles_> maybe i will buy some tranqualizer darts
[15:16] <thegr8escape1973> but if he is cornered then he could get defensive
[15:16] <_Charles_> im not scared of that
[15:16] <CoolFlow> yeah right...where ..like Walmart
[15:16] <Mr_Papageorgio> hah, I'd like to see where you're gonna get some of them
[15:16] <Mr_Papageorgio> you'd be better off shooting a 40mm CS grenade at it
[15:16] <_Charles_> break into the zoo and get some
[15:16] <_Charles_> lol
[15:17] <Mr_Papageorgio> true
[15:17] <_Charles_> but thats too much effort
[15:17] <_Charles_> im looking for an easy way
[15:17] <Mr_Papageorgio> BASH HIM OVER THE HEAD
[15:17] <Mr_Papageorgio> with your fist
[15:17] <CoolFlow> rat poison in some hamburger will relocate him
[15:17] <Mr_Papageorgio> it doesn't get any easier
[15:17] <_Charles_> if i was going to do that
[15:17] <_Charles_> i would just shoot the dog
[15:18] <thegr8escape1973> easyway #1 - let someone else do it..
[15:18] <_Charles_> any volunteers?
[15:18] <_Charles_> lol
[15:18] <_Charles_> for free?
[15:18] <WykedWitch> may I ask if anyone is around the J-ville area?
[15:18] <CoolFlow> I can be Wicked
[15:18] <thegr8escape1973> but if he shoots, poisons the dog and someone else see's it then it is crulity to animals
[15:18] <CoolFlow> ust say when
[15:18] <WykedWitch> when
[15:18] <thegr8escape1973> I come take the dog away..
[15:18] <CoolFlow> but if they don't see it then it is euthanasia
[15:19] <_Charles_> its not cruel out here
[15:19] <CoolFlow> ok wyked
[15:19] <CoolFlow> on my way
[15:19] <_Charles_> people kill wild dogs all the time
[15:19] <thegr8escape1973> how far r u from 401
[15:19] <Mr_Papageorgio> .22 ammo is cheap charles
[15:19] * WykedWitch just moved to the area and am trying to figure out what there is interesting to do
[15:19] <_Charles_> yeah ive got plenty of ammo
[15:19] <CoolFlow> do me
[15:19] <CoolFlow> got a pic wyked?
[15:19] <WykedWitch> how old are you CoolFlow?
[15:19] <Mr_Papageorgio> you get yourself a box of 500, & a bolt action rifle, you'll be set on stray animals for life.
[15:19] <_Charles_> but id probally just use the bow
[15:20] <CoolFlow> I can be how ever old you want
[15:20] <_Charles_> ive got a ruger 10/22 and a marlin model 60
[15:20] <WykedWitch> aaahhhhh I can get that with my own imagination...sorta into reality
[15:20] <_Charles_> but most of the time i use a high powered bb gun on strays
[15:20] <_Charles_> the ammo is cheaper
[15:20] <CoolFlow> ok
[15:20] <CoolFlow> I'm old
[15:21] <thegr8escape1973> go downtown harnett str. you can get any type u want
[15:21] <CoolFlow> bust hoim in the butt with the bb gun and he will leave ya alone
[15:21] <_Charles_> nah i dont wanna tramatize this dog
[15:21] <Mr_Papageorgio> a marlin model 60
[15:21] <Mr_Papageorgio> I used to have one of those
[15:21] <Mr_Papageorgio> that thing is a piece of shit.
[15:21] <