Thursday, October 31, 2002



Session Start: Thu Oct 31 00:01:00 2002
[00:01] *** Now talking in #north_carolina_singles
[00:01] <Bin_Shady> Hi
[00:09] <robula> hey sarah
[00:09] <Spazzz> w0000000000000000t
[00:09] <robula> w00t
[00:10] <robula> r0x0r
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[00:10] <robula> l33t
[00:11] * Spazzz |[XMMS]|[01]|[Kizz - Hard Luck Woman]|[Rock]|[0 kb/s]|[Stereo]|
[00:13] * robula shoots Bin_Shady is gay
[00:14] <jacquelyn^> hmph
[00:14] <^-magpie-^> lol
[00:14] <^-magpie-^> whats wrong jackie?
[00:15] <jacquelyn^> bored lol
[00:15] <^-magpie-^> ah okay
[00:15] <jacquelyn^> :)
[00:15] <Spazzz> i need new porn
[00:15] <^-magpie-^> yes you do
[00:19] <robula> lol
[00:19] * Spazzz types "boobsquad" into gnutella
[00:19] <robula> Bin_Shady is gay
[00:19] <robula> I got some boobsquad thing today
[00:21] <Spazzz> which one?
[00:21] <robula> jazmin
[00:21] <robula> or something
[00:21] * Spazzz |[XMMS]|[01]|[Metallica - The Four Horsemen]|[0 kb/s]|[Stereo]|
[00:22] <Spazzz> fuckity fuck fuck fuck
[00:22] <robula> boob
[00:22] <robula> boobies
[00:22] <robula> get any candy jeff?
[00:22] <robula> haha
[00:22] <robula> Bin_Shady is a gay boob
[00:23] <robula> lol
[00:26] * Spazzz |[XMMS]|[01]|[Kid Rock - Drunk In The Morning]|[Other]|[0 kb/s]|[Stereo]|
[00:26] <robula> haha
[00:26] * Spazzz sings along
[00:28] * robula covers jeff's door in duct tape
[00:28] * robula rings the bell and runs
[00:30] * Spazzz kicks it down and chases rob with AK in hand
[00:32] <Spazzz> w00t w00t Kid Rock, my favorite white trash musician
[00:33] * robula hides in a trashcan and pretends he's the grouch
[00:33] <Spazzz> lol
[00:35] * robula sneaks out
[00:38] <jacquelyn^> i'm hungry, but i'm tired too...eat or sleep?
[00:39] <robula> eat
[00:39] * robula puts jackie on a sammich
[00:39] <jacquelyn^> lol
[00:40] <jacquelyn^> put me on it, huh?
[00:40] <jacquelyn^> wont' i squish it?
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[00:41] <robula> lol
[00:41] <robula> naw
[00:41] <robula> it's heavy duty bread
[00:41] <robula> trudy!
[00:41] <jacquelyn^> LOL
[00:41] <jacquelyn^> hey trudy
[00:41] <EvilGoddess> hey hey
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[00:46] <Spazzz> turdy
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[00:47] <jacquelyn^> hey jen
[00:47] <`Nova`> hey jackie :)
[00:47] * Spazzz decides to tease the NSA a little bit
[00:47] <jacquelyn^> how are ya tonight?
[00:47] * robula wonders how
[00:47] <^-magpie-^> hiyas other jen
[00:48] <`Nova`> heyas other jenn lol
[00:48] <Spazzz> like this, rob.....
[00:48] <Spazzz> KGB Mena Albania strategic arrangements Mossad cracking
[00:48] <Spazzz> counter-intelligence spy ECHELON radar Monica Lewinsky Ortega
[00:48] <Spazzz> cypherpunk Saddam Hussein
[00:48] <robula> haha
[00:49] <Spazzz> assassination colonel ECHELON Khaddafi Ruby Ridge Waco, Texas Marxist
[00:49] <Spazzz> Noriega NORAD Watergate SEAL Team 6 Kennedy SCUD missile [Hello to all
[00:49] <Spazzz> my fans in domestic surveillance] World Trade Center
[00:51] * Spazzz waits for the feds to show up
[00:52] * robula kicks down jeff's door
[00:55] * Spazzz emerges with the AK, spraying and praying
[00:55] * ^-magpie-^ ducks
[00:55] <^-magpie-^> you know id be the only one hit too
[00:55] * Spazzz geese
[00:55] <^-magpie-^> thats no fun
[00:56] <Spazzz> lol
[00:56] <^-magpie-^> there should be atleast 2 more ducks before the goose
[00:56] <Spazzz> oh ok
[00:56] * Spazzz throws in some sheep for effect
[00:56] <^-magpie-^> altho saying goose and tagging the first person often will confuse, enabling you to win
[00:56] <^-magpie-^> is jeremy playing too?
[00:57] <Spazzz> nah that's in case Denny is watching over jackie's shoulder :-P
[00:57] * ^-magpie-^ hides
[00:57] <jacquelyn^> do wha huh?
[00:57] <jacquelyn^> lol
[00:57] <Spazzz> oh denny's never done the whole "velcro gloves" routine for you?
[00:57] <jacquelyn^> um....no
[00:57] <jacquelyn^> it would probably scare me
[00:58] <Spazzz> it's effing hilarious
[00:58] <jacquelyn^> if he were home, i'd ask lol
[00:58] <Spazzz> lol
[00:58] <jacquelyn^> brb
[00:59] <Spazzz> ok
[01:01] <robula> tammy's wondering what "cannot assign atempted adress" means when she tries to get on irc and how to fix it lol
[01:02] <Spazzz> she needs to set her mIRC to get her IP address from the IRC server
[01:03] <jacquelyn^> back
[01:04] <jacquelyn^> nice spelling jeff
[01:04] <robula> okies
[01:07] <Spazzz> lol what's wrong with my speeling? :-P
[01:07] <jacquelyn^> nutin
[01:08] <jacquelyn^> dennis got into a fight with a couple black guys the other night
[01:08] <jacquelyn^> it was funny
[01:08] <robula> haha
[01:08] <robula> my brother got pushed down on the bus the other day
[01:08] <robula> and didn't do squat
[01:08] <jacquelyn^> i guess he said something one of 'em didn't like 'cause the guy called him a "bigamist" lol
[01:08] <Spazzz> they got black guys in SD?
[01:08] <robula> cuz it was a "really big black guy"
[01:08] <jacquelyn^> yeah, like 5 of 'em
[01:08] <jacquelyn^> and 3 of those are in prison
[01:09] <Spazzz> lol and dennis whooped half of em already eh?
[01:09] <robula> dad told him that big black guys bend over just like a white guy does when you kcik him in the balls
[01:09] <jacquelyn^> lol
[01:09] <jacquelyn^> denny had to spell and define both bigamist and bigot for the guy
[01:09] <jacquelyn^> i think he was embarrassed
[01:09] <Spazzz> lol
[01:09] <jacquelyn^> the minority group here is the indians
[01:10] <Spazzz> (unless your name is Custer)
[01:10] <jacquelyn^> lol
[01:10] <jacquelyn^> i mean the prejudices here are towards indians, not blacks per se
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[01:11] <jacquelyn^> dennis says the prison is 60% indian, 30% black, and 10% white
[01:11] <jacquelyn^> even though we only have like a 6% black population (not sure about the indian population...depends on where you are mostly)
[01:12] <Spazzz> that's some interesting statistics
[01:12] <robula> goodnight
[01:13] <jacquelyn^> funny, huh?
[01:14] <jacquelyn^> wonder what that says about affirmative action lol
[01:16] <Spazzz> affirmative action is outdated...and is outright illegal in some areas
[01:17] <jacquelyn^> i thought it was illegal all over until i heard an employer advertising as an "equal opportunity affirmative action employer"...which seems contradictory to me
[01:17] <Spazzz> yeah, it *is* contradictory
[01:18] <Spazzz> how can you give an equal opportunity and still take "affirmative action?"
[01:18] <jacquelyn^> my thoughts exactly
[01:18] <jacquelyn^> sounds like a "screw the white man" employer lol
[01:19] <EvilGoddess> jeff....
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[01:19] <EvilGoddess> what will you do if you get laid off
[01:19] <EvilGoddess> lol
[01:19] <EvilGoddess> cuz graham wallace stepped down
[01:19] <EvilGoddess> so pretty good chance they will sell off or close down us operations
[01:20] <Spazzz> i am gonna try to get a job as a repo man
[01:20] <Spazzz> i don't think they'll just close it down...somebody will buy us first
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[01:20] <Spazzz> what happens after that will be hard to tell, though
[01:20] <jacquelyn^> sherrie!
[01:20] <Spazzz> polly!
[01:21] <sporkgirl> jeff!
[01:21] * sporkgirl hugs and hugs and hugs.
[01:21] <Spazzz> w00t!
[01:21] <sporkgirl> jaque?
[01:21] <sporkgirl> weeee!
[01:21] <jacquelyn^> okay, it must be way too late lol
[01:21] <Spazzz> trudy when did that happen, anyhow?
[01:22] <EvilGoddess> not sure mike told me tonight
[01:23] <Spazzz> hmmm....we just had that meeting...and from what we were told, our group is looking pretty good
[01:23] <sporkgirl> evilgoddess!
[01:26] <Spazzz> !ping
[01:27] <sporkgirl> g'dam!
[01:27] <sporkgirl> jeff!
[01:27] <Spazzz> powwy
[01:28] <sporkgirl> are you still taken?
[01:28] <sporkgirl> :)
[01:29] <Spazzz> yes
[01:31] <sporkgirl> yay!
[01:31] <sporkgirl> i like her. i forget her name tho is uck
[01:31] <sporkgirl> trudy is at work?
[01:32] <Spazzz> i dunno...i think we're lagged from her now...i don't think seh is now
[01:33] <sporkgirl> awwh
[01:33] <sporkgirl> its me.
[01:33] <sporkgirl> i think.
[01:33] <sporkgirl> she hates me now.
[01:33] <sporkgirl> :(?
[01:33] <Spazzz> naw
[01:34] <sporkgirl> i know
[01:34] <sporkgirl> shed pay more attention if she hated me hehe
[01:34] <sporkgirl> :P
[01:34] <sporkgirl> jeff when are we hanigng out?
[01:34] <sporkgirl> we should all get together again soon
[01:34] <sporkgirl> i still work a lot but i have a car now n stuff...
[01:34] <Spazzz> you should've been with us at the rock ola cafe last weekend
[01:35] <sporkgirl> dammit.
[01:35] <sporkgirl> i should have.
[01:35] <sporkgirl> im going to get my tattoo thanksgiving weekend
[01:35] <Spazzz> jen's buying me a tattoo for my birthday
[01:36] <sporkgirl> nice.
[01:36] <sporkgirl> RIP jammaster jay
[01:36] <Spazzz> yes....she's gonna buy me a big blue dragon for my chest
[01:37] <sporkgirl> you know jam master jay died tongiht
[01:37] <Spazzz> i didn't know that
[01:39] <sporkgirl> yeah
[01:39] <sporkgirl> shot in the head in queens
[01:39] <Spazzz> geez
[01:41] <sporkgirl> yeah makes me sad
[01:41] <sporkgirl> i saw them live.
[01:42] <jacquelyn^> i think it's past my bedtime
[01:42] <jacquelyn^> g'night all
[01:42] <sporkgirl> yeah i gotta go too
[01:42] <Spazzz> ditto here....jen just crashed as well
[01:42] <sporkgirl> well
[01:42] <sporkgirl> later.
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[01:43] <sporkgirl> hugs! tell trudy i love her.
[01:43] <Spazzz> nite polly! don't be a stranger! come in here more often1
[01:43] <sporkgirl> and everyone else
[01:43] <sporkgirl> i know i know.
[01:43] <sporkgirl> its not easy right now.
[01:43] <Spazzz> heheh
[01:43] <Spazzz> nite! *hugs*
[01:43] <sporkgirl> ill work less when my car doesnt suck. hehe
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[06:43] <GisZmo> !Help quote
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[08:09] <Charles29> HALOWEEEEEEEEEEEN!
[08:11] * Mr_P-zzzzzzz licks BlazingStar
[08:11] *** Mr_P-zzzzzzz is now known as Mr_Papageorgio
[08:12] <thework1> fuckity fuck fuck
[08:13] <Mr_Papageorgio> fuck sticks.
[08:13] <thework1> i'm gonna start leaving my cellphone off during non business hours
[08:14] * BlazingStar lix Rusty
[08:14] <BlazingStar> K, work time.
[08:14] * BlazingStar lix Stephen
[08:14] <Charles29> fcuk
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[08:14] <Mr_Papageorgio> you use mozilla chuck
[08:15] <Charles29> i use growzilla
[08:15] <thework1> i use IE
[08:15] <thework1> stupid crystal reports like it better
[08:15] <Mr_Papageorgio> fuck IE in the ass with a big rubber dick.
[08:16] <Charles29> u would like that wouldn't you
[08:16] <thework1> hmm someone has a rubber dick fetish
[08:16] <Mr_Papageorgio> do you use mozilla chuck
[08:16] <Charles29> i use growzilla. biatch
[08:17] <Mr_Papageorgio> ?
[08:17] <Mr_Papageorgio> I'm talking about browsers
[08:17] <Charles29> ive use mozilla
[08:17] <Mr_Papageorgio> not viagra
[08:17] <Charles29> it sucks
[08:18] <Charles29> im with you
[08:18] <Charles29> i like the older netscape
[08:18] <thework1> mosaic and lynx
[08:18] <Charles29> used those too
[08:18] <thework1> those were the good old days
[08:18] <thework1> web browsing on windows 3.1
[08:18] <Mr_Papageorgio> unfortunately it's still riddled with bugs
[08:18] * Charles29 is playing Metallicawhiners-battery
[08:19] <Mr_Papageorgio> too bad they don't make it anymore.
[08:19] * Charles29 is playing Battlefield Band-Hornypipers
[08:19] <Charles29> yeah just use IE
[08:19] <Charles29> and give in to uncle bills evil empire
[08:19] * Mr_Papageorgio shudders with disgust at the very suggestion
[08:19] <Charles29> resistance is futile
[08:19] <Mr_Papageorgio> uncle bill
[08:20] <thework1> you will be assimilated
[08:20] <thework1> or use opera that works pretty good after you crack it to get rid of the advertizing
[08:20] <Mr_Papageorgio> I think uncle bill is either a puppet of the government, or a mere decoy to avert our attention from someone else who's trying to take over the world
[08:21] * Charles29 is playing Butthole Surfers-Chewbacca
[08:21] * Charles29 thrashes
[08:21] <Mr_Papageorgio> does opera do all that high speed flash shit
[08:21] * Mr_Papageorgio moshes w/ charles
[08:22] * Charles29 stops the sleepers
[08:22] <Charles29> stomps
[08:22] <Charles29> fucking JEEEESUS on the dashboard
[08:25] * Charles29 is playing C0C-Clean my wounds
[08:27] <Mr_Papageorgio> COC?
[08:28] <thework1> corrosion of conformity
[08:28] <Charles29> corrosion of conformity
[08:28] <thework1> you big dummy
[08:28] <thework1> how could you not know who coc is
[08:28] * Charles29 is playing del-madness
[08:28] <thework1> they are from raleigh i think
[08:29] <Mr_Papageorgio> obviously I live under a fucking rock.
[08:29] <Charles29> they where before your time
[08:30] <Mr_Papageorgio> like '60s before my time
[08:30] <thework1> one of my friends was in a band that used to open for them
[08:30] <Charles29> nah like 10 years ago
[08:30] <thework1> no coc was more of a late 80s band
[08:30] <Mr_Papageorgio> ah
[08:30] <Mr_Papageorgio> like backstreet boys before my time
[08:31] <Mr_Papageorgio> strike that
[08:31] <Mr_Papageorgio> I meant new kids on the block
[08:31] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[08:31] * Mr_Papageorgio doesn't differentiate between one set of kids and another
[08:31] <thework1> like metal edge magazine b4 your time
[08:31] <thework1> i used to have a friggin subscription to that
[08:31] <Mr_Papageorgio> do magazines have any other kind of edge?
[08:31] <Charles29> ohh yeah
[08:32] <Charles29> i look late 80's tody
[08:32] <Charles29> leather and camo
[08:32] <Mr_Papageorgio> oh, you're talking about a publication.
[08:32] * Mr_Papageorgio denies the '80s ever existed
[08:32] <Charles29> good.
[08:32] <Mr_Papageorgio> I make it a point to learn as little about culture of the '80s as possible.
[08:32] <thework1> we didn't want you anyway
[08:32] <Sweet_Robin> Charles looks like a thug
[08:33] <Mr_Papageorgio> lol
[08:33] <Sweet_Robin> but the baby loves it
[08:33] <Charles29> heavy metal wasnt the mainstream culture
[08:33] <Charles29> it was the counter culture
[08:33] <thework1> it was the better culture
[08:33] <thework1> :)
[08:34] <Charles29> by far
[08:34] <Charles29> still is
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[08:36] <alurrin> morning peeps
[08:36] <Mr_Papageorgio> right.
[08:36] *** Mr_Papageorgio is now known as Mr_P-work
[08:36] <Charles29> like u know rusty
[08:36] <Charles29> sup lurrin
[08:36] <Mr_P-work> I don't want to charles.
[08:36] <Charles29> sure u do
[08:36] <alurrin> heyas charles
[08:37] <Charles29> hows it hanging
[08:37] <Mr_P-work> I don't fancy myself counterculture so much as non-conformist
[08:37] <Mr_P-work> which is ironic, considering my current predicament
[08:37] <Mr_P-work> I make my own trends charles.
[08:38] <Charles29> your uber cibformist
[08:38] <alurrin> ummm lil to the left hehe
[08:38] <Charles29> lol
[08:44] *** Charles29 is now known as V|k|ngB|00d\us
[08:44] *** V|k|ngB|00d\us is now known as V|k|ngB|00d\ust
[08:47] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> exit light
[08:47] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> enter night
[08:47] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> take my hand
[08:47] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> off to never never land
[08:49] <alurrin> *sigh*
[08:50] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> why sigh
[08:51] <alurrin> b0red0m for one.. plus i gotta go cut grass
[08:51] <alurrin> with a fewked up hand even
[08:51] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> dont cut it
[08:51] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> u got an excuse not to do it
[08:51] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> so use it
[08:52] <alurrin> have ta and my friends moms too
[08:52] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> no you dont
[08:52] <alurrin> naa trying not to procrastinate anymore hell i had a week off from the rains
[08:52] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> your not a slave are you?
[08:52] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> let it grow
[08:52] <alurrin> no but i do what i say i am
[08:53] <alurrin> gonna smoke me one first.. show the grass whos b0ss hehehe
[08:53] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> well say your not doing it
[08:53] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> lol
[08:53] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> lol
[08:53] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> yeah i c whos the boss
[08:53] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> the grass ownz u
[08:53] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> im letting mine grow
[08:54] <alurrin> oo bad ya aren't my landlord
[08:54] <alurrin> too even
[08:54] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> my landlord doesnt care
[08:54] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> it could be 3 feet high
[08:54] <thework1> cutting grass and smoking it
[08:54] <thework1> hmmm
[08:54] <alurrin> good thing i got plenty of practice typing one handed over the years
[08:54] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> jerking off while typing?
[08:55] <alurrin> heyas work1
[08:55] <thework1> hey alurrin
[08:55] <alurrin> can females jerk off?
[08:55] * alurrin attempts.. red rocket boy reddddd rocket
[08:55] <thework1> well its more sticky fingers than sticky palms but yeah i guess
[08:55] <thework1> its more of a jerk in though
[08:55] <alurrin> lol
[08:56] * V|k|ngB|00d\ust is playing Fugazi-Cashout
[08:56] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> yeah females can jerk off
[08:56] * thework1 is playing nothig untill her gets a bigger hard drive on his laptop
[08:57] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> jerk till ya get off
[08:57] <alurrin> do what my ole man did network ya laptop
[08:57] <thework1> i have alot of old crap computers and a slow network
[08:57] <alurrin> hehe
[08:57] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> u suck
[08:58] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> upgrade
[08:58] <thework1> and the only puter with a deceant hard drive is full of bangbus vids
[08:58] <alurrin> packratitis
[08:58] <thework1> yes i am a packrat
[08:59] <thework1> i have a closet with 4 computers in it that have no hope of working anytime soon
[09:00] <thework1> at home that is
[09:00] <alurrin> parts tho
[09:00] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> i have a whole building full of computers
[09:00] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> and computers all over the house
[09:00] <alurrin> i got a barn outside just like that
[09:00] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> 8 working ones
[09:00] <thework1> i need to get some racks for the house to put all my computers on
[09:01] <thework1> then i might start buying more
[09:01] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> i used those cheap racks at lowes
[09:01] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> the plastic ones and put my towers of power on it
[09:01] <alurrin> hehe
[09:01] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> cept for the twin towers of powers
[09:01] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> they wouldnt fit they are so tall
[09:01] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> they are like the world trade center of my living room
[09:02] <thework1> think i might buy myself a new computer for the office here
[09:02] * V|k|ngB|00d\ust is playing Cannible Corpse-Hammer Smashed Face
[09:02] <thework1> the company's so broke i kow they wouldn't do it for me
[09:02] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> good idea
[09:02] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> i need a new laptop
[09:02] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> i stomped my old one into little pieces when it pissed me off
[09:03] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> :>
[09:03] <thework1> i have one sitting on the table behind me i could sell
[09:03] <alurrin> we just got a dell *puking*
[09:03] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> how much
[09:03] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> i had an ibm
[09:03] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> i loved it
[09:03] <thework1> this is a compaq piece of shit
[09:03] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> i want another ibm
[09:03] <alurrin> lol welll compared to hewlitt packard i started with yrs ago it's mighty nice
[09:03] <thework1> i want a T-30
[09:03] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> black light fast and evil
[09:04] <thework1> or a T-20
[09:04] <thework1> IBm
[09:04] <thework1> that would be sweet
[09:04] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> id take a 600 or 560
[09:04] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> thats all i need
[09:04] <alurrin> hows somebody gonna shoot jam master jay
[09:04] <alurrin> thats just wrong
[09:04] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> ohh well
[09:05] <thework1> i wouldn't mind one of those alienware laptops they look sweet
[09:05] <thework1> did they get Run and D too
[09:05] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> the sony's have caught mine eye
[09:05] <alurrin> those chrome tops are nice too
[09:05] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> if only they where black
[09:05] <alurrin> nope just the dj
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[09:05] <thework1> the alienware ones can be done in different colors
[09:06] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> if only they where black
[09:06] * V|k|ngB|00d\ust is playing House of Pain-JUMP AROUND
[09:07] <thework1> she left us
[09:07] <thework1> damn
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[09:08] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> ohh well
[09:18] <V|k|ngB|00d\ust> bbl
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[09:30] <firegrl> BOO!
[09:30] <firegrl> anyone?
[09:31] <thework1> meeeee
[09:31] <thework1> booo
[09:31] <thework1> beee
[09:31] <thework1> i wanna go home
[09:31] <firegrl> hi stepho
[09:31] <thework1> <-- has worked wayy to much this week
[09:32] <firegrl> poor dear
[09:32] <firegrl> you takin the kids trick-or-treatin tonite?
[09:33] <thework1> noooo
[09:33] <firegrl> is that by choice?
[09:33] <thework1> well i did it the last 2 years the ex is doing it tonite
[09:33] <firegrl> we wanted to do it
[09:34] <firegrl> but the bitch took the night offa work so she could take them
[09:34] <thework1> heh
[09:34] <firegrl> she doesnt like me and him together
[09:34] <firegrl> cant ya tell?
[09:34] <thework1> i'm supposed to do something tonite with this girl i'm kinda seeing but i havent decided yet
[09:35] <thework1> ooo yeah
[09:35] <firegrl> its ok .. she will mature eventually
[09:35] <thework1> some never do
[09:36] <firegrl> true
[09:36] <firegrl> she wont even take a decent job .. cause shes likes taking as much $ from him as possible
[09:37] <thework1> hmmm mine doesn't work at all
[09:38] <thework1> she mooches off her new bf
[09:38] <firegrl> how much do you pay a month
[09:38] <thework1> 700
[09:38] <thework1> ./month
[09:38] <thework1> should be more actually
[09:38] <firegrl> guess it could be worse for us then
[09:38] <firegrl> could be that much
[09:38] <thework1> but she hasn't gone though the state yet
[09:39] <thework1> if she did that it'd be like 960/month
[09:39] <firegrl> id tell the bitch to get a job
[09:39] <firegrl> and quit her whinning
[09:40] <thework1> thats what she has a man for now so she doesn't have to work
[09:40] <thework1> and his big old 12$/hr
[09:40] <firegrl> but if she was to take you to court, then you would be payin her .. and so would he
[09:42] <firegrl> im just fed up with exwievs
[09:42] <firegrl> wives
[09:42] <firegrl> bleh
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[09:45] <thework1> mmm payday
[09:45] <thework1> i can pay rent now weeeee
[09:46] <thework1> and be broke again
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[10:09] <OsamaBinSpazzz> w00t!
[10:11] <thework1> w00t
[10:12] <thework1> hmm to xbox or not to xbox
[10:15] <OsamaBinSpazzz> http://klerck.org/dance.swf
[10:16] <thework1> ok that made me want to hurl
[10:16] <OsamaBinSpazzz> lol
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[10:44] <rixs> another exciting day of chat
[10:46] <thework1> oh the joy
[10:46] <rixs> yes, yes indeed
[10:46] <rixs> hmmm... 433 e-mails being collected from one of my e-mail accounts... wonder what just fucked up
[10:47] <rixs> brb
[10:47] <rixs> gotta go run fix klez =)
[10:47] <thework1> called me to fix some reports on a computer in edenton and they turned the computer off
[10:48] <thework1> they are smart .... can't fix the computer if its turned off
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[11:33] <cliche> beepbeep
[11:34] <thework1> boopboop
[11:35] <cliche> for shizzy?
[11:35] <thework1> tis izzy
[11:35] <cliche> thin lizzy?
[11:37] <thework1> dunno
[11:38] <cliche> ive never heard anything by thin lizzy. but it could happen.
[11:44] <thework1> hmm that angela chick that poped in here lives down the road i think but as soon as i started talking to her like i knew her she got off irc in a hurry
[11:48] <cliche> weirdo
[11:48] <cliche> well that and youre in #0!!!!!!!momdaughtersex probably didnt help much
[11:49] <thework1> i followed her in there
[11:49] <thework1> after she bounced out of here
[11:49] <thework1> think she graduated with my ex wife
[11:50] <thework1> freaky
[11:50] <cliche> ha
[11:51] <thework1> she actually put her real name in the userinfo in mirc
[11:53] <cliche> thats just crazy talk
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[12:05] <rixs> mmm indescriinate hate
[12:05] <rixs> I like that
[12:06] <ihateyouall> <3 rixs
[12:06] * rixs is greater then 3
[12:07] <ihateyouall> ha
[12:07] <rixs> whats up cliche?
[12:08] <ihateyouall> nothing at all. how about you?
[12:08] <rixs> nothing, just got back from a sexual herassment workshop
[12:08] <ihateyouall> were you sexually harassing people
[12:09] <rixs> yeah, but not well enough, so they sent me to a workshop
[12:10] <ihateyouall> haha
[12:10] <ihateyouall> how thoughtful
[12:10] <thework1> heheh
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[12:11] <thework1> did they use you as the what not to do example for the class paul
[12:11] <thework1> or did they just show pictures of me
[12:11] <rixs> well, they did ask me if I could get you there for show and tell... err no wait... they said they wanted you for scream and run... which I guess is alot like show and tell..
[12:12] <thework1> heh ok i'm running to bo jangles
[12:12] <rixs> see ya stephen
[12:13] <ihateyouall> im out. bye.
[12:13] <rixs> bye cliche
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[12:16] <rixs> hey usa
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[12:16] <usagirl22> holy crap it took me forever to connect
[12:16] <usagirl22> hey rixs
[12:16] <rixs[work]> bbl
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[12:22] <thework1> weee all the way across the parking lot
[12:23] <thework1> its andrea wow
[12:24] <usagirl22> yeah it's me
[12:24] <usagirl22> how are you
[12:25] <thework1> annoyed at a server but smiling and stuffing my face at the moment
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[12:25] <usagirl22> hooray!
[12:25] <thework1> toody
[12:25] <EvilGoddess> hello
[12:26] <thework1> wassup routergirl
[12:26] <EvilGoddess> chillin
[12:27] <thework1> woohoo nt compression shrunk some database log files by about a gig
[12:29] <thework1> <-- is hating NT more and more by the day
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[13:31] <thework1> hmm fixing storage issues with no money is fun sometimes
[13:51] <OsamaBinSpazzz> hmm.....Winona Ryder's solution would be to lift a harddrive from Best Buy
[13:51] <thework1> this is true
[13:52] <OsamaBinSpazzz> then claim...that Microsoft put her up to it....or something
[13:52] <thework1> think i'm gonna take a old deskpro and turnit into a network hard drive with some spare drives
[13:52] <thework1> won't be much but might work for now :(
[13:52] <OsamaBinSpazzz> sounds like a plan
[13:54] <thework1> sucks to work for a broke as hell company some days
[13:54] <thework1> have to bandaid the hell out of stuff
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[14:23] <rixs> are dolphins mamals?
[14:23] <thework1> yes
[14:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yup
[14:23] <thework1> well there are dolphin fish too
[14:23] <thework1> but they are 2 totally different things
[14:25] <rixs> yeah, but I ment dolphin dolphins
[14:25] <rixs> When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.)
[14:25] <rixs> or maybe, they're not freaks like the writer of this web site
[14:26] <rixs> argh, I need a new job, I'm actually bored enough to have ended up surfing to dolphinsex.org
[14:27] <OsamaBinSpazzz> hahahahahahaha
[14:27] <rixs> WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the e
[14:27] <rixs> damn it, I knew that was gonna get fucking quoted
[14:27] <rixs> you're a whore jeff
[14:27] <usagirl22> ew
[14:27] <usagirl22> that's for real?
[14:27] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yes it's for real
[14:27] <rixs> personally though, I can think of tons of other reasons not to attmempt anal sex with a dolphin
[14:27] <usagirl22> sick
[14:27] <rixs> and yes, www.dolphinsex.com is unfourtnately real
[14:27] <rixs> and I'm unfourtnatelly reading it
[14:28] <OsamaBinSpazzz> hey at least you're not reading goatse.cx
[14:28] <OsamaBinSpazzz> although....goatse.cx/email.html (i think that's it) is rather interesting
[14:28] <rixs> that the e-mail they get?
[14:29] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yeah
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[14:31] <TripleHache> hey all
[14:31] <rixs> hey triple
[14:31] <rixs> and the most important rule of all
[14:31] <TripleHache> hey
[14:31] <rixs> One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
[14:31] <rixs> cuze even a freak needs pillow talk
[14:32] <rixs> well now... I'mma go burn my eyes out with something holy
[14:32] <TripleHache> well it is Halloween lol
[14:33] <rixs> triple, thats a paste from a web site on how to have sex wih dolphins...
[14:33] <rixs> thats a little more then I'd wanna do just to scare someone for halloween
[14:34] <TripleHache> omg i've heard of horses and dogs...but dolphins? lol
[14:35] <rixs> yes, and believe it or not, they recommend not having anal sex with a dolphin...
[14:36] <TripleHache> not enough lube back there or what heh
[14:36] <rixs> www.dolphinsex.org
[14:38] <TripleHache> i hope this is a joke site
[14:38] <rixs> we can only hope
[14:38] <OsamaBinSpazzz> i somehow doubt it
[14:39] <rixs> you can find anything on the net
[14:39] <OsamaBinSpazzz> the d00d sounds *way* too serious
[14:39] <rixs> and some of it will make you run away in terror
[14:39] <rixs> there was a guy in fl who got arrested for masterbating a dolphin
[14:39] <rixs> charged him with acts against nature
[14:39] <rixs> but not animal abuse, because everyone agreed, the dolphin probably liked it
[14:41] <TripleHache> thats just wrong lol
[14:42] <TripleHache> and it's a .org too so there is a organasation for this
[14:44] <rixs> uhh... not nessicarly... but maybe
[14:44] <rixs> I'm sure theres a usenet group for it
[14:45] <TripleHache> they have a usenet for everything evidently
[14:45] <rixs> yes, yes indeed
[14:46] <OsamaBinSpazzz> my fav usenet group is alt.fan.jeff-workman
[14:46] <rixs> http://www.thewax.com/3-5/stra.html
[14:47] <rixs> I'mma start alt.hate.jeff-workman
[14:47] * OsamaBinSpazzz would be flattered
[14:47] <OsamaBinSpazzz> lol i started a newsgroup for a former coworker.... alt.sex.dan-southwick.hamster.duct-tape
[14:50] <rixs> I had a dream last night, that I lost my two front teeth, and it sucked
[14:51] <TripleHache> lol
[14:52] <thework1> you have wierd dreams
[14:52] <rixs> yeah I do
[14:52] <rixs> man, anyone who checks their logs to see how their surfers find their web page
[14:53] <rixs> are gonna find "Dolphin Sex" in the search query
[14:53] <rixs> I wonder if that'll make em wonder at all
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[14:54] <rixs> hey look, a whole line of dolphin shaped sex toys
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[14:55] <OsamaBinSpazzz> and now after google indexes today's IRC log, anybody who looks for "dolphin sex" will find where you been surfing dolphinsex.org :-P
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[14:55] <rixs> ya damn skippy
[14:55] <rixs> wonder if it'll help me get any dates...
[14:56] <OsamaBinSpazzz> it might!
[14:56] <rixs> jeff, quit priv msging me to take a trip to florida
[14:56] <TripleHache> rofl
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[14:57] <rixs> whats fucked up
[14:57] <OsamaBinSpazzz> nah sheep are my thing.....wanna go to South Dakota?
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[14:57] <rixs> is all these sex toys are like "so small you can throw it in your bag and take it to the beach"
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[14:58] <rixs> I know there are nude beaches and what not, but never knew there were masterbating beaches... I just kinda thought there were holes in the fence
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[15:00] <OsamaBinSpazzz> http://www.ucomics.com/foxtrot/2002/10/31/
[15:01] <rixs> btw jeff
[15:01] <rixs> why do you have the bot log and make public the entire channel conversation?
[15:01] <OsamaBinSpazzz> because i can, and it gets me lots of hits from google
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[15:01] <OsamaBinSpazzz> besides it's not like the conversation isn't public anyhow.....anybody can join #north_caroina_singles
[15:02] <rixs> yeah, but atleast you know who is seeing it
[15:02] <rixs> and, I hate you jeff
[15:03] <OsamaBinSpazzz> i hate me too
[15:03] * rixs has jeff killed
[15:04] * OsamaBinSpazzz likes it
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[15:06] * rixs sets jeff on fire
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[15:06] <TripleHache> ya'll are mean heh
[15:06] <OsamaBinSpazzz> thanks paul....how'd you know I was cold?
[15:06] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v WildFlower42O
[15:06] <WildFlower42O> << {{ Thanks For The "Voice" Bin_Shady }} >>
[15:06] <OsamaBinSpazzz> andi! ;)
[15:08] <OsamaBinSpazzz> wow i've gotten 7,436 hits from google this month
[15:09] <TripleHache> you have a site or what?
[15:09] * rixs sets jeff's guns on fire
[15:09] <rixs> :P
[15:09] <OsamaBinSpazzz> TripleHache: www.pimpworks.org
[15:11] <TripleHache> cool
[15:11] <TripleHache> pimp works lol
[15:12] * rixs starts the usenew alt.break.jeff-workmans.AK-47
[15:12] * OsamaBinSpazzz starts alt.fan.jeff-workman.shoots.paul.with.ak-47
[15:13] <TripleHache> play nice together now kids
[15:14] * rixs starts alt.jeff-workman.shot.himself.in.the.eye.cuze.paul.already.broke.his.AK.so.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.at.his.stupid.ass
[15:14] <thework1> hehehe
[15:14] <rixs> fucking eh
[15:15] <rixs> I havn't even been here that much today
[15:15] <thework1> i can't even beat you for 1 day
[15:15] <rixs> was an hour and a half late to work
[15:15] <thework1> damn
[15:15] * OsamaBinSpazzz starts alt.fan.jeff-workman.shoots.paul.with.mini14.while.he.attempts.to.break.ak47.so.suck.on.that.shit.hehe.hehe.hehe.hehe
[15:15] <rixs> had to attend a sexual herassment workshop
[15:15] <rixs> and then I spent time going to raleigh
[15:15] <rixs> and you bastards still havn't talked more then me?
[15:15] <rixs> you're some idle hos
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[15:16] <PsyCh0tiK> w00t
[15:16] * rixs starts alt.jeff-workman.sucks.and.he.cant.shoot.paul.cuze.he.lost.his.eye.in.an.AK.accident.so.blah.at.you.mofo
[15:16] <rixs> hey john
[15:16] <PsyCh0tiK> sup
[15:16] <OsamaBinSpazzz> w00t w00t!
[15:16] <thework1> t00t t00t
[15:17] * PsyCh0tiK kicks the concept of NAT
[15:17] <PsyCh0tiK> i HATE NAT.
[15:17] <OsamaBinSpazzz> john I do that every freaking day of my life
[15:17] <rixs> lets just go IPv6 ya?
[15:17] <OsamaBinSpazzz> imagine doing it for a living
[15:18] <rixs> but NAT is the best
[15:18] <rixs> it saves IP numbers
[15:18] * OsamaBinSpazzz has alrady gone ipv6
[15:18] <rixs> so th enet doesn't get overcrowded
[15:18] <PsyCh0tiK> how fucking hard is it to send an ident request to a machine on an internal fucking network?
[15:18] <PsyCh0tiK> nat sucks
[15:18] <PsyCh0tiK> nat sucks
[15:18] <PsyCh0tiK> nat sucks
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> eth0 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr 00:60:08:37:AC:B6
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> inet addr:192.168.1.10 Bcast:192.168.1.255 Mask:255.255.255.0
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> inet6 addr: 3ffe:b80:be2:2:260:8ff:fe37:acb6/64 Scope:Global
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> inet6 addr: fe80::260:8ff:fe37:acb6/10 Scope:Link
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> UP BROADCAST RUNNING MULTICAST MTU:1500 Metric:1
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> RX packets:19414410 errors:38 dropped:0 overruns:38 frame:38
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> TX packets:20798432 errors:0 dropped:0 overruns:0 carrier:0
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> collisions:0 txqueuelen:100
[15:18] <PsyCh0tiK> fuck nat
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> RX bytes:304816200 (290.6 Mb) TX bytes:894541966 (853.1 Mb)
[15:18] <OsamaBinSpazzz> Interrupt:10 Base address:0xdc00
[15:19] <OsamaBinSpazzz> $ host -t AAAA mustang.ipv6.pimpworks.org
[15:19] <OsamaBinSpazzz> mustang.ipv6.pimpworks.org has AAAA address 3ffe:b80:be2:2:260:8ff:fe37:acb6
[15:19] * OsamaBinSpazzz kicks the shit out of linux's ifconfig program
[15:19] <PsyCh0tiK> god dammit
[15:20] <rixs> it's gonna be a bitch to start memorizing IPv6 IP's
[15:20] <rixs> as where IPv4's arn't so hard
[15:20] <PsyCh0tiK> why is it that dalnet is the only fucking irc network to demand identd?
[15:20] <PsyCh0tiK> the shit doesn't do a goddamn thing
[15:20] <OsamaBinSpazzz> PsyCh0tiK: coz dalvenjah is a moron
[15:21] <rixs> yeah, whats the point of the required ident?
[15:21] <PsyCh0tiK> i think phil is gonna take over paying either the cable modem or the dsl
[15:21] <rixs> other then to help stop people from using an open proxy.... though they scan for that anyway (though, that scan can be defeated)
[15:21] <PsyCh0tiK> that way he can figure out how to get on dalnet for himself. heh
[15:21] <OsamaBinSpazzz> lol
[15:22] <OsamaBinSpazzz> your linksys isn't doing port forwarding correctly, john?
[15:22] <PsyCh0tiK> it's not the linksys
[15:22] <PsyCh0tiK> it's the identd daemon on the box that I have the traffic pointed at
[15:22] <PsyCh0tiK> it's not forwarding requests
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[15:22] <rixs> mmmmm
[15:23] <rixs> found a good web site for you all
[15:23] <rixs> I know jeff will like it
[15:23] <rixs> http://www.reven-fox.com/gallery.htm
[15:23] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v BlazingStar
[15:23] *** rixs is now known as rixs[work]
[15:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> here....use this perl script as your identd
[15:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> #!/usr/bin/perl
[15:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> ## small configuration:
[15:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> ## What to reply:
[15:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> $dreply = "pimpworks.org";
[15:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> # heres where the real stuff takes place:
[15:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> $dinput = <STDIN>; # read input from standard input
[15:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> chomp($dinput); # remove \n
[15:23] <OsamaBinSpazzz> print "$dinput : USERID : UNIX : $dreply\n"; # et voilla, print out the reply
[15:24] <OsamaBinSpazzz> cept change $dreply to whatever you want
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[15:25] <TripleHache> that site wont close
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[15:26] <TripleHache> gay
[15:27] <PsyCh0tiK> so where am I putting that, Jeff?
[15:27] <PsyCh0tiK> in replace of whatever identd I have?
[15:27] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yeah just make a little perl script, then point your inetd/xinetd to run that insted of your regular identd
[15:27] <PsyCh0tiK> oooooh ok
[15:27] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[15:28] <OsamaBinSpazzz> ya gotta remember that the way inetd works...is basically it just connects STDIN/STDOUT to a socket
[15:29] * thework1 stands jaw dropped in awe of jeff's awesomeness
[15:29] <OsamaBinSpazzz> and paul....i'm more into hentai than furryporn :-P
[15:29] <TripleHache> cartoons dont count as porn lol
[15:29] <OsamaBinSpazzz> hentai rocks though
[15:30] <OsamaBinSpazzz> in fact, i think i shall go surf some
[15:30] <PsyCh0tiK> ok this fucking sucks
[15:30] <PsyCh0tiK> this is retarded
[15:30] <TripleHache> what is hentai?
[15:30] <OsamaBinSpazzz> TripleHache: pornographic anime
[15:30] <TripleHache> what is anime lol
[15:30] <PsyCh0tiK> i've got the linksys set to forward port 113 to one machine. I have that perl script running on that machine. I go to another machine and try to connect to dal, and I"m getting klined because of ident
[15:30] <PsyCh0tiK> what the fux0r
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[15:31] <OsamaBinSpazzz> TripleHache: anime....japanese animation.....very cool cartoons
[15:31] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v BlazingStar
[15:31] <OsamaBinSpazzz> Sailormoon, Dragonball Z, etc
[15:33] <PsyCh0tiK> fuck it. phillip can figure the shit out for his goddamn self
[15:33] <OsamaBinSpazzz> did you restart inetd/xinetd?
[15:33] <PsyCh0tiK> about 6 times
[15:33] <OsamaBinSpazzz> ick
[15:33] <OsamaBinSpazzz> fux0r
[15:34] <PsyCh0tiK> it's almost like dalnet's smart enough to traverse NAT, which I know is not possible
[15:34] <OsamaBinSpazzz> # service xinetd stfu
[15:34] <PsyCh0tiK> unless I have to fucking put this on every machine
[15:34] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yeah...i know that's not the case....coz...I run that very same script here
[15:35] <PsyCh0tiK> on every box, or just where 113's traffic is forwarded
[15:35] <OsamaBinSpazzz> well, i run it on the router
[15:35] <OsamaBinSpazzz> which i know you can't do
[15:35] <OsamaBinSpazzz> but port forwarding would accomplish the same
[15:35] <PsyCh0tiK> right but I should be able to run it on the machine where the traffic is being forwarded
[15:36] <PsyCh0tiK> something is fux0red
[15:36] <PsyCh0tiK> ooooh this is odd...
[15:36] <PsyCh0tiK> it's killing the connection as soon as I telnet to 113
[15:37] <PsyCh0tiK> hmmmm i wonder...
[15:39] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yeah it shouldn't do that, it should accept one line of input then return an ident response
[15:39] <PsyCh0tiK> perl's choking on the script
[15:39] <PsyCh0tiK> saying I have errors
[15:39] <OsamaBinSpazzz> what kinda errors?
[15:40] <PsyCh0tiK> /usr/local/bin/identd
[15:40] <PsyCh0tiK> /usr/local/bin/identd: line 4: =: command not found
[15:40] <PsyCh0tiK> /usr/local/bin/identd: line 6: syntax error near unexpected token `;'
[15:40] <PsyCh0tiK> /usr/local/bin/identd: line 6: ` $dinput = <STDIN>; # read input from standard input'
[15:40] <usagirl22> wow
[15:40] <usagirl22> lots of shit i don't understand
[15:40] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[15:40] <OsamaBinSpazzz> ok that's weird...remove any whitespace from the beginning of the line, and the comment
[15:41] <TripleHache> lol u and me both usagirl lol
[15:41] <PsyCh0tiK> that's what it was
[15:41] <PsyCh0tiK> whitespace
[15:41] <OsamaBinSpazzz> blah
[15:41] <OsamaBinSpazzz> gay gay gay
[15:42] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[15:42] * OsamaBinSpazzz wonders since when did perl start caring about whitespace
[15:42] * PsyCh0tiK retests
[15:42] <PsyCh0tiK> FUCK
[15:42] <PsyCh0tiK> man this is gay
[15:42] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[15:43] <OsamaBinSpazzz> ok show me line 4
[15:43] <PsyCh0tiK> the script works
[15:43] <OsamaBinSpazzz> ahh ok
[15:43] <PsyCh0tiK> but for some reason telnetting to the port only works one time
[15:43] <PsyCh0tiK> erg
[15:43] <OsamaBinSpazzz> that's probably some xinetd gayness
[15:44] <OsamaBinSpazzz> openbsd still uses good old fashioned inetd
[15:44] <PsyCh0tiK> oooh i know why
[15:44] <PsyCh0tiK> permissions
[15:45] <PsyCh0tiK> w00t
[15:45] <PsyCh0tiK> thanks Jeff
[15:45] <OsamaBinSpazzz> np man
[15:46] <OsamaBinSpazzz> it's a hack, but it keeps you from having to run any kind of identd at all on the client machines
[15:46] <PsyCh0tiK> it does exactly what any ident server does
[15:46] <PsyCh0tiK> and that's all I care about.
[15:46] * TripleHache lost
[15:48] <PsyCh0tiK> I'm glad xinetd writes to the system log or I'da never figured out the permissions part
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[15:51] <PsyCh0tiK> haha I should change the $dreply string to be some random jab at dalnet
[15:52] <PsyCh0tiK> laundry time..bbiaf
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[16:05] <PsyCh0tiK> yay. I'm lame. I got a new domain name. haha
[16:05] <usagirl22> what is it?
[16:05] <thework1> yeah
[16:05] <thework1> what is it
[16:06] <rixs> oh, so thats who molested is
[16:07] <PsyCh0tiK> ??
[16:07] <PsyCh0tiK> ah. the new domain would be iuselinux.com
[16:10] <thework1> ahhh
[16:10] <thework1> thats not the site for me then
[16:12] <usagirl22> cool
[16:12] <usagirl22> i'm surprised it wasn't taken
[16:12] <PsyCh0tiK> i found someplace that would let me do jsp's and servlets
[16:12] <PsyCh0tiK> so I'll be switching my old site over to them also.
[16:13] <PsyCh0tiK> i didn't know we were talking about you.
[16:13] <PsyCh0tiK> daaaaaaam jam master jay got killt.
[16:13] <PsyCh0tiK> lol,
[16:13] <usagirl22> i wanna talk about me
[16:13] <usagirl22> wanna talk about i wanna talk about #1 oh my oh my
[16:13] <usagirl22> what i think what i like what i know what i want what i see
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[16:14] <usagirl22> i like talking about you you you you usually
[16:14] <usagirl22> but occasionally, i wanna talk about me
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[16:17] <thework1> she sings toby then runs away
[16:17] <thework1> you you you you youyouyouyouyou i wanna talk about me mememememe
[16:18] * rixs kills stephen for even knowing the song
[16:18] <thework1> hey its a cool song ... i do toby at karaoke some timew
[16:18] <thework1> times
[16:19] <rixs> okay...
[16:19] * rixs kills you slowly
[16:19] <thework1> i also do the ballad of chasey lain at karaoke
[16:19] <thework1> thats the greatest song ever
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[16:19] <rixs> hey fira
[16:21] *** Bin_Shady sets mode: +v firegrl
[16:21] <thework1> right nic
[16:21] <rixs> ??
[16:22] <rixs> lizzagggg
[16:22] <firegrl> hi
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[16:52] <rixs> I'm out yo
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[17:11] <PsyCh0tiK> w00t
[17:12] <OsamaBinSpazzz> wow pimpworks.org has pushed almost 57 gig of web traffic already this year
[17:13] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[17:14] <OsamaBinSpazzz> w00t w00t w00t n shit
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[17:14] <OsamaBinSpazzz> w00t it's nic
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[17:15] * OsamaBinSpazzz waits for nic to say "p-o-r-n"
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[17:15] <firegrl> porn
[17:15] <firegrl> porn
[17:15] <firegrl> porn
[17:16] <firegrl> WHERE IS MY PORN RETORT!!!
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[17:16] <OsamaBinSpazzz> porn :-D
[17:16] <PsyCh0tiK> fuuuuuuuk
[17:16] <firegrl> sniffle
[17:16] <PsyCh0tiK> heh
[17:16] <firegrl> heheheh
[17:16] <PsyCh0tiK> can I get a ping from the congregation?
[17:16] <firegrl> [PsyCh0tiK PING reply]: 0secs
[17:16] <firegrl> -
[17:17] <PsyCh0tiK> thanks nic
[17:17] <OsamaBinSpazzz> Ping reply from PsyCh0tiK : 0.26 second(s) brotha!
[17:17] <PsyCh0tiK> thanks
[17:17] <PsyCh0tiK> hmmm...I think that rpm is having serious issues with redhat 8
[17:17] <PsyCh0tiK> cuz the shit hangs
[17:19] <OsamaBinSpazzz> yeah that kinda sucks
[17:19] <PsyCh0tiK> i like building from source anyway. heh
[17:19] <PsyCh0tiK> let's me put shit where I want it
[17:20] <firegrl> so jeff, what you doin for halloweeeeeen
[17:20] <OsamaBinSpazzz> sniping
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